Qorong'i

A Border Wall For A Butterfinger

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Ko‘rishlar soni 773 240
98% 13 366 257

So Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bargaining meeting...
Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertUZvid
For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnR
Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40
Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on.fb.me/1df139Y
Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzG
Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzw
Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREj
Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtR
Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.
Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxge
Get new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B
---
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

Hordiq

Joylandi

 

10-Yan, 2019

The Late ShowLate ShowStephen ColbertSteven ColbertColbertcelebritycelebcelebritieslate nighttalk showcomediancomedyCBSjokejokesfunnyfunny videofunny videoshumorhollywoodfamous

Ulashish:

:

Yuklab olish:

Yuklanmoqda.....

Saqlab olish:

Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
Fikrlar 1 544
Ronette Shelby
Ronette Shelby 2 kun oldin
Stephen u are 1 BIG POS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snodge Kat
Snodge Kat 2 kun oldin
Dayum, gurl!!!
W P
W P 3 kun oldin
Burn man baby, Burn lmao.
your brother
your brother 3 kun oldin
Stephen Colbert you are a joke, yeah keep the people busy about the wall sure 5B is more important than 716B. Clowns
Annalise Vezina
Annalise Vezina 3 kun oldin
That was really good, and made up for the fact that school was not canceled due to snow!
Okoboji
Okoboji 3 kun oldin
Why can’t they ask their father for more money? What happened to him?
Lena Oxton
Lena Oxton 3 kun oldin
Youd think, and bare with me now, if literally everyone surrounding you, and by everyone I mean the U.S Government, that something is a bad idea, you might reconsider.
Raster Blat
Raster Blat 4 kun oldin
Democrats are toxic to our country. They are guilty of sedition, insurrection, and treason. They are the enemy of the righteous patriotic American citizens. God bless America. God bless president Trump.
Cherula Famana
Cherula Famana 4 kun oldin
Felt that burn! Ontario, Canada :) Whoo!
Zero hour
Zero hour 4 kun oldin
1:22 What a slam
John Lindmeyer
John Lindmeyer 4 kun oldin
Don’t watch this show never have and never will
Art Vale
Art Vale 4 kun oldin
That was good! Go Nancy!
warren rubin
warren rubin 4 kun oldin
Keep bringing the heat Nancy. We got this bigly. Covfefe
Jessica Billdt
Jessica Billdt 4 kun oldin
Is it a burn when it is the absolute truth? Or is Nancy finally breaking the Democrat cycle of being walked all over by simply stating the truth that Trump is completely incapable of imagining a world where you can't just ask your dad for more money.
Ela Mongrella
Ela Mongrella 4 kun oldin
1:04 BUUURRRRRNNN
Glazier Blue
Glazier Blue 4 kun oldin
Oh dam! You go girl!!
Alex Jones
Alex Jones 4 kun oldin
Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?;2045
Landon Hilde
Landon Hilde 5 kun oldin
I just realized why its so warm in British Columbia right now
Surgeon Vault
Surgeon Vault 5 kun oldin
Wow what a tough negotiator! Smashing a table and walking out like a pouty child, both indicators of a master deal maker like Trump.
Murray Edel
Murray Edel 5 kun oldin
Its seems the USA politicians are in need of a better denturist
Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
Nancy must go to jail, burning children is ilegal
Erick G
Erick G 5 kun oldin
Why is no one else talking abt Nancy's burning comment???
Valerie Vazquez
Valerie Vazquez 5 kun oldin
Yeah, not everyone has daddy's money, she is savage! 😂
Oh Yeah?
Oh Yeah? 6 kun oldin
Donald Trump doesn't mind if federal workers can't pay their bills. He preferred not to pay his and liked bankruptcy so much he did it six times.
Thomas Lasher
Thomas Lasher 6 kun oldin
Google this; Chuck Schumer 2009 Immigration
Jerry Browne
Jerry Browne 6 kun oldin
$20,366,689 of $1.0B goal Raised by *340,892* American citizens, started by an American veteran who lost three limbs protecting the communist Americans' right to publicly expose their stupidy. $160,995 of $100.0M goal Raised by *7,122* losers started by a transgender freak, embarrassment to the gay population, with mental illness, who was exercising "it's" right to free speech by the people who gave their lives for "it" and you to do so without fear of persecution. *1-12-19 **20:15** EST* SCORE *Wall $2.4 million* *Ladders $161 thousand* *HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*
Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey 6 kun oldin
Not what happened in the meeting. What a mind-wiped, gullible breed you are. ISIS terrorist snuggles a nuclear device from a boat off the Mexican coast, crosses the border undetected, easy as pie, and heads for a US city. Hands up who wants it to be yours? Hands up those who wished your border security was more robust than it is? Hands up who want your loved ones back who died in the blast when he detonated it? You would camp out in your millions to demand it. Don't test the scenario. If I can think of it, so can those able to exploit it.
Mary Keyzers
Mary Keyzers 6 kun oldin
The insanity continues, quit f-ing around and pay the Federal worker's.....
Rich Winder
Rich Winder 6 kun oldin
The Trumpster knows how to make deals. They are best done, during some meals. But, if he had class, he wouldn't be candyass, and end it, by showing his heels.
BlueApeMedia
BlueApeMedia 6 kun oldin
That burn was fire
Matt Carnithan
Matt Carnithan 6 kun oldin
Watch all the snowflakes correct my comment 5+5=14 #MAGA
4 Hounds Who Heal
4 Hounds Who Heal 6 kun oldin
Only reason Trump is doing this BULLSHIT is trying to distract from Democrats starting their investigation of him & he corrupt family.
daniel job
daniel job 6 kun oldin
How often have I heard that? "If you're out of money, just go to the bank and get some more!?"
Elodie Elvira
Elodie Elvira 6 kun oldin
daaaaaaamn go off Nancy!!!! #queenofburns
The Timejumper
The Timejumper 6 kun oldin
I'm not the biggest fan of Pelosi, but god damn, she is killing it with her burns lately
Nazim Hajiyev
Nazim Hajiyev 6 kun oldin
Dad I need small loan of a million dollars please 😁
Les Lane
Les Lane 6 kun oldin
😆
danielthesantos
danielthesantos 6 kun oldin
It's not helping for Peolsi to be absolutist and stubborn either. Give the #@%* idiot $250-500M for new border *fencing* and commit to funding *some* of what INS has requested (for fencing repairs, drones, cameras, etc.) and get the government reopened. Dems don't need to play politics with this one.
Majestic Horse
Majestic Horse 6 kun oldin
This chick really doesn't hold back, I like her. Someone please do the Thug Life meme on Nancy in that moment.
Timothy Hainaut
Timothy Hainaut 6 kun oldin
I smell pork burning..... nope thats spanky ' s @$$ it was just handed to him.
montielh
montielh 6 kun oldin
Imagine ! Papa one million please
Laydie
Laydie 6 kun oldin
To be fair, it wouldn't take too much to burn Trump. Problem is, his skin is already too oily to take.
project naze
project naze 6 kun oldin
Look at Pelosi's mouth... She's constantly moving it funny. I think she has some chewing tobacco in there. :D
Darren Pang
Darren Pang 7 kun oldin
Would love to see a presidential debate between Trump vs. Pelosi.
Sanjeev Sinha
Sanjeev Sinha 7 kun oldin
Nancy, you nailed it!!!
Anne Chiasson
Anne Chiasson 7 kun oldin
👩🏻‍💼👊🏻🎤 drop!!! ☄️💥🔥 Ouch!!!🥵🤯🤕
Mike Perkins
Mike Perkins 7 kun oldin
Trump is an ABOMINATION of a president. Trump would rather rule in hell than serve in heavan. He's the Antichrist.
erdvilla
erdvilla 7 kun oldin
Savage Nancy!
Alex Lee
Alex Lee 7 kun oldin
So, not much of a master of negotiator, huh?
Jessie Gabs
Jessie Gabs 7 kun oldin
I felt that! You go Pelosi!
DeviantMotives
DeviantMotives 7 kun oldin
He was so angry he did exercise. Lmao 😂
oƃƃə
oƃƃə 7 kun oldin
Every federal employee not receiving a paycheck should stay home and look for other work.
Snow Tiger
Snow Tiger 7 kun oldin
When Republicans know that Trump is Not a Republican. He is an Orange.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 7 kun oldin
Snow Tiger Specifically, 🍊🍄💩
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala 7 kun oldin
TanTrump Donald.
James Harris
James Harris 7 kun oldin
Trump's negotiating strategy seems to identical to a 2 year old child; doesn't get his way, throws a tantrum.
fairystail1
fairystail1 4 kun oldin
reports say he threw his sippi cup at the wall
Tara Gardener
Tara Gardener 7 kun oldin
President Trump is awesome
Yal Kira
Yal Kira 7 kun oldin
da buuuurn
LovinLife
LovinLife 7 kun oldin
Trump: "Want some candy, Chuck?" Schumer: "No." Trump: "Will you fund my wall, Nancy?" Pelosi: "No." Trump: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Jikook Harling
Jikook Harling 7 kun oldin
I live in Canada and the heat melted my driveway, now I don't have to shovel!
Druzidel
Druzidel 7 kun oldin
Trust fund baby-in-chief
Khalid Sani
Khalid Sani 7 kun oldin
I like the suit
Kate Cosette
Kate Cosette 7 kun oldin
Ok I love her
Champagne Supernova
Oh snap!
stan hootzz
stan hootzz 7 kun oldin
.......I want my "BIG DADDY PUTIN" here NOW!!!! .........SNIFFLES......Sniffles........Sn`WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!........... they are being MEAN TA MEEEE....~~~~PUTINS RESPONSE~~~~.DECLARE a STATE of EMERGENCY they wont see ye cummin on their kids.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
stan hootzz
stan hootzz 7 kun oldin
Wheres the list of ELITE REPUBLICAN DONORS thet were using TIM NOLANS child PROSTITUTES as Party favors fer donations to TRUMPS Campaign..........republican FAMILY VALUES here SHITHOLING AMERICA and the WORLD....the GOP by the way has the HIGHEST CONCENTRATION of CONVICTED PEDOPHILES and WIFE BEATERS of any political entity in the Nation. REF----FBI, CDC, SPLC, INFOGRAPHICS of HATE, The ECONOMIST, The WASHINGTON POST, tED TALKS, TEDx, FORBES,
Manored
Manored 7 kun oldin
I find it troubling that apparently tonnes of people will be financially ruined over one delayed paycheck. Does nobody save money? If you can't pay the expenses of a single month you didn't get paid in, something is wrong with your financial life.
felonyflats03
felonyflats03 7 kun oldin
look at pelosis grin...lmao
Eviwan
Eviwan 7 kun oldin
Nancy Pelosi Speaker of SICK BURNS!
Tom Pinney
Tom Pinney 7 kun oldin
Nancy Pelosi. So much shade.
turtletowers
turtletowers 7 kun oldin
If you watch her face the whole clip before she burns him you can see her smirking. She knows what she's about to say.
david mayo
david mayo 7 kun oldin
why dont you grow up, being childish is not funny.
Jason White
Jason White 7 kun oldin
He isnt funny
ForeverMe543
ForeverMe543 7 kun oldin
Temper....tantrum...
david williams
david williams 7 kun oldin
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha daaamn Nancy Pelosi put dumb Donald to shame🤣👍
JessyJ318
JessyJ318 7 kun oldin
Everyone in office needs to have their checks suspended too!
Tonya Davis
Tonya Davis 7 kun oldin
Nancy tells it like it is. Gawd, I adore her!
Wallace Pan
Wallace Pan 7 kun oldin
It's gonna be America's Biggest tourists attraction.
GraveyardTricks
GraveyardTricks 7 kun oldin
Still obsessed with Trump. Maybe he should obsess more about learning to be funny
Maciel Itzumy
Maciel Itzumy 7 kun oldin
Ohhhhhh that lady got balls
raptor theok
raptor theok 7 kun oldin
1:24 ouch
Vance Gilbert
Vance Gilbert 7 kun oldin
I think the democratic speaker nailed it - Trump does not care one bit for anyone except his handlers / backers - the Russian goverment, via the KKK propaganda machine Fox News.
AronBagel
AronBagel 7 kun oldin
Trump trying to pull a Cersei Lannister?
JCTiggs
JCTiggs 7 kun oldin
1:20 Dayum Nancy! I can almost see Trump turning a brighter shade of orange.
J Park
J Park 7 kun oldin
5000 years of slavery.
Bianca Bloom
Bianca Bloom 7 kun oldin
Daaaaamn Pelosi! Shots fired 💥💥
The Truth
The Truth 7 kun oldin
Damn Pelosi... That was a headshot
SuperKing604
SuperKing604 7 kun oldin
Nancy Pelosi didn’t exactly grow up poor
david hollyfield
david hollyfield 7 kun oldin
SOME PEOPLE WILL END UP HOMELESS BECAUSE OF THIS SHUTDOWN.
Rosario Perez
Rosario Perez 7 kun oldin
Nancy killed it with that comment. I remember watching it LIVE on air and I thought the same thing. Shes such a savage. Hands down to you on that one Nancy. 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
lieutenantkettch
lieutenantkettch 7 kun oldin
Why is he asking for money for a wall he said Mexico would pay for?
Fitzerald Patria
Fitzerald Patria 7 kun oldin
Pelosi had no qualms pulling it out right under the facts. Felt it here in the Philippines.👊🏼
dans h
dans h 7 kun oldin
Dumb trump wouldn't behave or act in front of the kgb man like he does with so many Americans. I wonder why ?
Maris Hilton
Maris Hilton 7 kun oldin
Look at Nancy Pelosi's face lol She was trying not to crack up laughing during Chuck speaking lol... Nancy next time just bust out laughing, its funny I know!
Stealth Attack
Stealth Attack 7 kun oldin
savage lol
Suzy Siviter
Suzy Siviter 7 kun oldin
Yeah that hit was about as funny as calling him Orange, but then again you millennials will laugh at anything anti-Trump, whilst the world laughs at you, love from the UK! x.
Rowan Fawcett
Rowan Fawcett 7 kun oldin
The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trump - Reader's Digest Version. Always make sure you campaign hard for what you want at the expense of everyone else and if/when you don't get it, there's nothing wrong with screaming "I HATE YOU!" and running out of a room. But you make deals to WIN so that probably wont happen to you but just keep it on the table. I fixed the spelling and grammar errors. No need to thank me.
*☠D҉ₑ҉ₐ҉ₜ҉ₕ҉☠*
*¤ɥȑ ç¤ɥñțȑÿ ȋ§ Ƚȋț£ȑåȽȽÿ ƒȋğȟțȋñğ ȋț§£Ƚƒ.* *jɥ§ț ț¤ ď£ƒ£ñď ȋț§£Ƚƒ.*
Harrison Boone
Harrison Boone 7 kun oldin
Dear Americans, don't you realize that your President is increasing National Security because he is withdrawing American troops from troubled parts of the world, parts of the world that will never learn democracy no matter how many bombs or bullets you fire at them, The middle east is centuries behind the rest of the world and only time will tame them. Let them fight their own battles and take care of yourselves by building a wall if necessary and spending money on TSA etc. Don't listen to these ignorant jokers getting paid to make fun night after night on TV of a very serious situation.
Arucard Helsing
Arucard Helsing 7 kun oldin
What a burn.
Sneaky Bunny
Sneaky Bunny 7 kun oldin
Trump is now a *terrorist* holding the American people hostage until they give in to his political agenda.
Keyingisi