A Border Wall For A Butterfinger

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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So Donald Trump, Chuck Schumer, and Nancy Pelosi walk into a bargaining meeting...
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10-Yan, 2019



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Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
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if they won't agree to the wall there's nothing left to talk about. Except for how they always seem to agree to a wall until Someone actually is going to do it. And get done.federal workers will not be receiving paychecks and what that means is even know the countries been asking for wall for the last 40 years I'm not doing it. she speaks nothing about the job she let go to China under communist. and all the people he became homeless and poor because of it. inflating and financing a communist dictatorship over China. Starting to feel like Nancy might have helped Hillary hide her emails. And whatever criminal act She undertook.because they always promise this shit when there up for election. When they get in their own know somebody else's fault we could not get it done. we should be investigating Nancy Pelosi's financing. Remember when they said they would outlaw lobbying promised Obama promised. Because lobby is like legal bribery. And Obama said he get rid of the special interest workers in the White House. Then he hired a whole bunch more. See they talk like their American When they are trying to get elected. but when they get in there they turn all secretive and don't want us to know what they're doing and what they said they would do never gets done. So what the fuck are they doing. Can't tell you what Hillary is going to destroy the evidence she thinks hopefully not.
Caterina Martino
I know Chucky and NaN-NaN they’re always crying
Kiwi Dude New Zealand
Trump the grump ...he learnt his drama queenly ways from Roy Cohn (check Vanity Fair Aug 2017)
Mark Soquet, Jr
Trump walked out on former House Speaker Paul Ryan too during a meeting. Some speculated that Trump went to watch TV.
The Art Of Shiva
The Art Of Shiva 2 oy oldin
He just got owned, Pelosi just 360 no scope he's ass
Máire Daly
Máire Daly 2 oy oldin
He walked out... art of the deal mar-ya
Ronette Shelby
Ronette Shelby 2 oy oldin
Stephen u are 1 BIG POS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snodge Kat
Snodge Kat 2 oy oldin
Dayum, gurl!!!
W P 2 oy oldin
Burn man baby, Burn lmao.
your brother
your brother 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert you are a joke, yeah keep the people busy about the wall sure 5B is more important than 716B. Clowns
Annalise Vezina
Annalise Vezina 2 oy oldin
That was really good, and made up for the fact that school was not canceled due to snow!
Okoboji 2 oy oldin
Why can’t they ask their father for more money? What happened to him?
Lena Oxton
Lena Oxton 2 oy oldin
Youd think, and bare with me now, if literally everyone surrounding you, and by everyone I mean the U.S Government, that something is a bad idea, you might reconsider.
Raster Blat
Raster Blat 2 oy oldin
Democrats are toxic to our country. They are guilty of sedition, insurrection, and treason. They are the enemy of the righteous patriotic American citizens. God bless America. God bless president Trump.
Cherula Famana
Cherula Famana 2 oy oldin
Felt that burn! Ontario, Canada :) Whoo!
Zero hour
Zero hour 2 oy oldin
1:22 What a slam
John Lindmeyer
John Lindmeyer 2 oy oldin
Don’t watch this show never have and never will
Art Vale
Art Vale 2 oy oldin
That was good! Go Nancy!
warren rubin
warren rubin 2 oy oldin
Keep bringing the heat Nancy. We got this bigly. Covfefe
Jessica Billdt
Jessica Billdt 2 oy oldin
Is it a burn when it is the absolute truth? Or is Nancy finally breaking the Democrat cycle of being walked all over by simply stating the truth that Trump is completely incapable of imagining a world where you can't just ask your dad for more money.
Ela Mongrella
Ela Mongrella 2 oy oldin
Glazier Blue
Glazier Blue 2 oy oldin
Oh dam! You go girl!!
Alex Jones
Alex Jones 2 oy oldin
Did you know that I'm your biggest fan?;2045
Landon Hilde
Landon Hilde 2 oy oldin
I just realized why its so warm in British Columbia right now
Surgeon Vault
Surgeon Vault 2 oy oldin
Wow what a tough negotiator! Smashing a table and walking out like a pouty child, both indicators of a master deal maker like Trump.
Murray Edel
Murray Edel 2 oy oldin
Its seems the USA politicians are in need of a better denturist
Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
Nancy must go to jail, burning children is ilegal
Erick G
Erick G 2 oy oldin
Why is no one else talking abt Nancy's burning comment???
Valerie Vazquez
Valerie Vazquez 2 oy oldin
Yeah, not everyone has daddy's money, she is savage! 😂
Oh Yeah?
Oh Yeah? 2 oy oldin
Donald Trump doesn't mind if federal workers can't pay their bills. He preferred not to pay his and liked bankruptcy so much he did it six times.
Thomas Lasher
Thomas Lasher 2 oy oldin
Google this; Chuck Schumer 2009 Immigration
Jerry Browne
Jerry Browne 2 oy oldin
$20,366,689 of $1.0B goal Raised by *340,892* American citizens, started by an American veteran who lost three limbs protecting the communist Americans' right to publicly expose their stupidy. $160,995 of $100.0M goal Raised by *7,122* losers started by a transgender freak, embarrassment to the gay population, with mental illness, who was exercising "it's" right to free speech by the people who gave their lives for "it" and you to do so without fear of persecution. *1-12-19 **20:15** EST* SCORE *Wall $2.4 million* *Ladders $161 thousand* *HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA*
Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey 2 oy oldin
Not what happened in the meeting. What a mind-wiped, gullible breed you are. ISIS terrorist snuggles a nuclear device from a boat off the Mexican coast, crosses the border undetected, easy as pie, and heads for a US city. Hands up who wants it to be yours? Hands up those who wished your border security was more robust than it is? Hands up who want your loved ones back who died in the blast when he detonated it? You would camp out in your millions to demand it. Don't test the scenario. If I can think of it, so can those able to exploit it.
Mary Keyzers
Mary Keyzers 2 oy oldin
The insanity continues, quit f-ing around and pay the Federal worker's.....
Rich Winder
Rich Winder 2 oy oldin
The Trumpster knows how to make deals. They are best done, during some meals. But, if he had class, he wouldn't be candyass, and end it, by showing his heels.
BlueApeMedia 2 oy oldin
That burn was fire
4 Hounds Who Heal
Only reason Trump is doing this BULLSHIT is trying to distract from Democrats starting their investigation of him & he corrupt family.
daniel job
daniel job 2 oy oldin
How often have I heard that? "If you're out of money, just go to the bank and get some more!?"
Elodie Elvira
Elodie Elvira 2 oy oldin
daaaaaaamn go off Nancy!!!! #queenofburns
The Timejumper
The Timejumper 2 oy oldin
I'm not the biggest fan of Pelosi, but god damn, she is killing it with her burns lately
Nazim Hajiyev
Nazim Hajiyev 2 oy oldin
Dad I need small loan of a million dollars please 😁
Les Lane
Les Lane 2 oy oldin
danielthesantos 2 oy oldin
It's not helping for Peolsi to be absolutist and stubborn either. Give the #@%* idiot $250-500M for new border *fencing* and commit to funding *some* of what INS has requested (for fencing repairs, drones, cameras, etc.) and get the government reopened. Dems don't need to play politics with this one.
Majestic Horse
Majestic Horse 2 oy oldin
This chick really doesn't hold back, I like her. Someone please do the Thug Life meme on Nancy in that moment.
Timothy Hainaut
Timothy Hainaut 2 oy oldin
I smell pork burning..... nope thats spanky ' s @$$ it was just handed to him.
montielh 2 oy oldin
Imagine ! Papa one million please
Laydie Elle
Laydie Elle 2 oy oldin
To be fair, it wouldn't take too much to burn Trump. Problem is, his skin is already too oily to take.
project naze
project naze 2 oy oldin
Look at Pelosi's mouth... She's constantly moving it funny. I think she has some chewing tobacco in there. :D
Darren Pang
Darren Pang 2 oy oldin
Would love to see a presidential debate between Trump vs. Pelosi.
Sanjeev Sinha
Sanjeev Sinha 2 oy oldin
Nancy, you nailed it!!!
Anne Chiasson
Anne Chiasson 2 oy oldin
👩🏻‍💼👊🏻🎤 drop!!! ☄️💥🔥 Ouch!!!🥵🤯🤕
Mike Perkins
Mike Perkins 2 oy oldin
Trump is an ABOMINATION of a president. Trump would rather rule in hell than serve in heavan. He's the Antichrist.
erdvilla 2 oy oldin
Savage Nancy!
Alex Lee
Alex Lee 2 oy oldin
So, not much of a master of negotiator, huh?
Jessie Gabs
Jessie Gabs 2 oy oldin
I felt that! You go Pelosi!
DeviantMotives 2 oy oldin
He was so angry he did exercise. Lmao 😂
oƃƃə 2 oy oldin
Every federal employee not receiving a paycheck should stay home and look for other work.
Trump Trump
Trump Trump 2 oy oldin
When Republicans know that Trump is Not a Republican. He is an Orange.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 2 oy oldin
Snow Tiger Specifically, 🍊🍄💩
Rodolfo Ayala
Rodolfo Ayala 2 oy oldin
TanTrump Donald.
James Harris
James Harris 2 oy oldin
Trump's negotiating strategy seems to identical to a 2 year old child; doesn't get his way, throws a tantrum.
fairystail1 2 oy oldin
reports say he threw his sippi cup at the wall
Tara Gardener
Tara Gardener 2 oy oldin
President Trump is awesome
Yal Kira
Yal Kira 2 oy oldin
da buuuurn
LovinLife 2 oy oldin
Trump: "Want some candy, Chuck?" Schumer: "No." Trump: "Will you fund my wall, Nancy?" Pelosi: "No." Trump: "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Jikook Harling
Jikook Harling 2 oy oldin
I live in Canada and the heat melted my driveway, now I don't have to shovel!
Druzidel 2 oy oldin
Trust fund baby-in-chief
Khalid Sani
Khalid Sani 2 oy oldin
I like the suit
Kate Cosette
Kate Cosette 2 oy oldin
Ok I love her
Champagne Supernova
Oh snap!
stan hootzz
stan hootzz 2 oy oldin
.......I want my "BIG DADDY PUTIN" here NOW!!!! .........SNIFFLES......Sniffles........Sn`WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!........... they are being MEAN TA MEEEE....~~~~PUTINS RESPONSE~~~~.DECLARE a STATE of EMERGENCY they wont see ye cummin on their kids.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
stan hootzz
stan hootzz 2 oy oldin
Wheres the list of ELITE REPUBLICAN DONORS thet were using TIM NOLANS child PROSTITUTES as Party favors fer donations to TRUMPS Campaign..........republican FAMILY VALUES here SHITHOLING AMERICA and the WORLD....the GOP by the way has the HIGHEST CONCENTRATION of CONVICTED PEDOPHILES and WIFE BEATERS of any political entity in the Nation. REF----FBI, CDC, SPLC, INFOGRAPHICS of HATE, The ECONOMIST, The WASHINGTON POST, tED TALKS, TEDx, FORBES,
Manored 2 oy oldin
I find it troubling that apparently tonnes of people will be financially ruined over one delayed paycheck. Does nobody save money? If you can't pay the expenses of a single month you didn't get paid in, something is wrong with your financial life.
felonyflats03 2 oy oldin
look at pelosis grin...lmao
Chris Evans
Chris Evans 2 oy oldin
Nancy Pelosi Speaker of SICK BURNS!
Tom Pinney
Tom Pinney 2 oy oldin
Nancy Pelosi. So much shade.
turtletowers 2 oy oldin
If you watch her face the whole clip before she burns him you can see her smirking. She knows what she's about to say.
david mayo
david mayo 2 oy oldin
why dont you grow up, being childish is not funny.
Jason White
Jason White 2 oy oldin
He isnt funny
ForeverMe543 2 oy oldin
david williams
david williams 2 oy oldin
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha daaamn Nancy Pelosi put dumb Donald to shame🤣👍
JessyJ318 2 oy oldin
Everyone in office needs to have their checks suspended too!
Wallace Pan
Wallace Pan 2 oy oldin
It's gonna be America's Biggest tourists attraction.
GraveyardTricks 2 oy oldin
Still obsessed with Trump. Maybe he should obsess more about learning to be funny
Maciel Itzumy
Maciel Itzumy 2 oy oldin
Ohhhhhh that lady got balls
raptor theok
raptor theok 2 oy oldin
1:24 ouch
Vance Gilbert
Vance Gilbert 2 oy oldin
I think the democratic speaker nailed it - Trump does not care one bit for anyone except his handlers / backers - the Russian goverment, via the KKK propaganda machine Fox News.
AronBagel 2 oy oldin
Trump trying to pull a Cersei Lannister?
JCTiggs 2 oy oldin
1:20 Dayum Nancy! I can almost see Trump turning a brighter shade of orange.
J Park
J Park 2 oy oldin
5000 years of slavery.
Bianca Bloom
Bianca Bloom 2 oy oldin
Daaaaamn Pelosi! Shots fired 💥💥
The Truth
The Truth 2 oy oldin
Damn Pelosi... That was a headshot
SuperKing604 2 oy oldin
Nancy Pelosi didn’t exactly grow up poor
david hollyfield
david hollyfield 2 oy oldin
Rosario Perez
Rosario Perez 2 oy oldin
Nancy killed it with that comment. I remember watching it LIVE on air and I thought the same thing. Shes such a savage. Hands down to you on that one Nancy. 🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
lieutenantkettch 2 oy oldin
Why is he asking for money for a wall he said Mexico would pay for?
Fitzerald Patria
Fitzerald Patria 2 oy oldin
Pelosi had no qualms pulling it out right under the facts. Felt it here in the Philippines.👊🏼
dans h
dans h 2 oy oldin
Dumb trump wouldn't behave or act in front of the kgb man like he does with so many Americans. I wonder why ?
Maris Hilton
Maris Hilton 2 oy oldin
Look at Nancy Pelosi's face lol She was trying not to crack up laughing during Chuck speaking lol... Nancy next time just bust out laughing, its funny I know!
Stealth Attack
Stealth Attack 2 oy oldin
savage lol
Suzy Siviter
Suzy Siviter 2 oy oldin
Yeah that hit was about as funny as calling him Orange, but then again you millennials will laugh at anything anti-Trump, whilst the world laughs at you, love from the UK! x.
Rowan Fawcett
Rowan Fawcett 2 oy oldin
The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trump - Reader's Digest Version. Always make sure you campaign hard for what you want at the expense of everyone else and if/when you don't get it, there's nothing wrong with screaming "I HATE YOU!" and running out of a room. But you make deals to WIN so that probably wont happen to you but just keep it on the table. I fixed the spelling and grammar errors. No need to thank me.
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