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Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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Mening pleylistlarim
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223forme
223forme 5 kun oldin
White genocide in South Africa, Comedy Genocide at the Daily Show.
Wunsie Ninja
Wunsie Ninja 27 kun oldin
that isn't even fortnite...
Sinead O Pereira
Sinead O Pereira 28 kun oldin
Trev😒
Mwenda Sketch Phiri
no respect for religious leaders huh :-l
meliosexe Animations
Read the title as Apple wins Pope Francis Fortnite Coaches
Lomborg
Lomborg 3 oy oldin
People who buy Apple products are on the verge of being retarded. You pay so much for such a bad quality and bad service
woozi ziis
woozi ziis 3 oy oldin
"but dad I want to be a doctor" Asian dads "good son good"
United Federation of the Labor Party rama
_Chess is a sport_ *Change my mind*
Professor Gnar
Professor Gnar 3 oy oldin
hahaha of all games, fortshite
Aaron Stone
Aaron Stone 3 oy oldin
they're raising a worthless generation of kids who'll cry like babies when asians take their jobs away.. and they wonder *why* *how*??
Natalee  Steele
Natalee Steele 3 oy oldin
DAT ASS
Edwin Avila
Edwin Avila 3 oy oldin
Trevor: paying to learn how to play a 🎮 Me: couldn't stop laughing (this American)
Mahmoud El Arch
Mahmoud El Arch 3 oy oldin
Fortnite, seriously!! it's Fornicate!
John Billings
John Billings 3 oy oldin
Too early for the "Gamer Kill Fest' video?
Cynthia Heart
Cynthia Heart 3 oy oldin
1:16 Wait, chill. He said gays are cool?! YES I NO LONGER HAVE TO CARRY THIS GUILT IM FREEE
Kevin Junior
Kevin Junior 3 oy oldin
Personally I like Trevor but I hate the fact that he blasphemed against God with the commandments.
Two Rivers Longbow Champion
Apple is worth that much because they used the tax cut money to do massive stock buyback. I consider that artificially raising their value to profit their CEOs, which is basically cheating.
Slippery Squid
Slippery Squid 3 oy oldin
Fortnite is the best multiplayer game but mass effect is the best video game
MassExtinctionEvent
One Pope says God says one thing, another Pope says God says different... Somebody's full of shit. Could it be both of them? If religious mores can be adapted and changed to fit evolving secular mores, then clearly they have no moral authority and are just some shit some pedophile in a robe and a funny hat made up.
Phillip Harrington
May I remind you that is a presumption, saying the earth is significantly older than humans but the records in the book of Genesis have life spans in their genealogies and most Semitic people still prize knowing their ancestors back many generations so these records come from people who were crazy about such matters. There are many scientists on UZvid who i feel I can trust; you are correct in caution on this matter however, you must look past what is yet again a presumption from the beginning. Mitochondrial DNA has been used to date mitochondrial “eve” back to 200,000 years ago and also 6500 years ago by simply not assuming evolution took place.
Jonny-5
Jonny-5 3 oy oldin
How can apple still be considered an American company? It's not headquartered in America. It doesn't pay American taxes. It's workers aren't American. Not an American company.
Spik ik
Spik ik 3 oy oldin
Oh apple beat netflix and amazon? Thats a surprise. Apple makes garbage products with slave labour. Seriously its the worst computer and phone company we have.
Mr. Exclusive tha great
The problem is not Apple being evil, the problem are the stupid idiot who buy that.
Bear studios
Bear studios 3 oy oldin
You do realize you can make serious money as a proffesional gamer, right? This isn't any different to training for chess or any sport.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 3 oy oldin
hannibal jr [professional]
strawberry bridge
So many "he is not funny " comments... I guess we all have choices... If you don't find it funny why watch? You could as well spare us " people who still have a healthy sense of humor " the negativity, and go watch fresh paint dry...
Josephine Anne Weigers
Lol I love Trevor
Kyle Holland
Kyle Holland 4 oy oldin
Well I guess Greg Abbott is gonna have to change religions since the death penalty is no longer allowed in Catholicism!
old pump
old pump 4 oy oldin
😂😂😂
Timothy
Timothy 4 oy oldin
This is what passes for comedy today? Pathetic.
[Phantom] Ender Reaper
Get coaches to win “ prize money “ that’s how you know that your parents are stealing your money
Paul Chung
Paul Chung 4 oy oldin
Try hards
zorra578
zorra578 4 oy oldin
lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure
MySmart Device
MySmart Device 4 oy oldin
Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.
Marzz_Ow
Marzz_Ow 4 oy oldin
Anyone need a fortnite coach?
jbkailer325
jbkailer325 4 oy oldin
Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.
ItsReddd
ItsReddd 4 oy oldin
This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011
robloxapp-20111029-2121159
I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.
robloxapp-20111029-2121159
Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally
Ernesto Marcos
Ernesto Marcos 4 oy oldin
Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.
Ariel Mckenzie
Ariel Mckenzie 4 oy oldin
Wtf is going on?!
First Last
First Last 4 oy oldin
More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me
Chad Nationalism
Chad Nationalism 4 oy oldin
Fortnite is cancer
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez 4 oy oldin
Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?
Malik Saleh
Malik Saleh 4 oy oldin
Gays aren’t cool
Malik Saleh
Malik Saleh 4 oy oldin
Chris Random do I really need to explain
Chris Random
Chris Random 4 oy oldin
Malik Saleh why
Shock Wave
Shock Wave 4 oy oldin
FortNUT
Vincent Latøra
Vincent Latøra 4 oy oldin
Fortnite is literal cancer at this point
jalila love
jalila love 4 oy oldin
There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.
Sargent Waag
Sargent Waag 4 oy oldin
Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.
Itz Gud
Itz Gud 4 oy oldin
YUP ARE NOT POPPY HARLLO
Andre Browne
Andre Browne 4 oy oldin
The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.
Eli AP
Eli AP 4 oy oldin
Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!" Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jackson Akins
Jackson Akins 4 oy oldin
Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast. Not funny.
Pete Smith
Pete Smith 4 oy oldin
Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.
Garrett Carpenter
As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.
MobileDecay
MobileDecay 4 oy oldin
Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?
Ultra FU
Ultra FU 4 oy oldin
Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia 4 oy oldin
Yo what constructor is that?
Spartan 212
Spartan 212 4 oy oldin
No. Just no.
VenomSn4ke
VenomSn4ke 4 oy oldin
Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach
Oshawott315
Oshawott315 4 oy oldin
My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...
Twitch Univade
Twitch Univade 4 oy oldin
Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad
Bobby Shayne
Bobby Shayne 4 oy oldin
The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.
Dawson_.__
Dawson_.__ 4 oy oldin
Now this is epic 😎
Captain Combat
Captain Combat 4 oy oldin
Wish i could block this channel
MadCapMonster
MadCapMonster 4 oy oldin
it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)
Armando Sanchez
Armando Sanchez 4 oy oldin
fuck you bitch
MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE
This is an awful show. Hates America
My name is Del See Oh
Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?
Bread the Squirrel
screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.
Bean
Bean 4 oy oldin
Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.
Shotgun raptor
Shotgun raptor 4 oy oldin
Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence
Rabies Babies
Rabies Babies 4 oy oldin
Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.
MccPlayzMC
MccPlayzMC 4 oy oldin
VGHS relived
MccPlayzMC
MccPlayzMC 4 oy oldin
The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes
BigBewtieHoles
BigBewtieHoles 4 oy oldin
hey do u know what bit sucks? :20
Entice
Entice 4 oy oldin
*God left the server*
Grindor Guns
Grindor Guns 4 oy oldin
God is like fuck it I'm done
Gabrie l
Gabrie l 4 oy oldin
I thought this was a onion headline
Bill Kat
Bill Kat 4 oy oldin
The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.
Edgar Miller
Edgar Miller 4 oy oldin
All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down
Child Of God Jesus Christ That I Only Serve
"Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖" Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV) But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting On those who fear Him, And His righteousness to children’s children, To such as keep His covenant, And to those who remember His commandments to do them. --------------------------------------------------- Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV) "Bear and Share the Burdens" Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load. "Be Generous and Do Good" 6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches. 7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith. "Glory Only in the Cross" 11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation. ------------------------------------------------- "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit" "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel" "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior" "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly" ----------------------------------------------------- Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18 "The Model Prayer" Matthew 6: 10-13 Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, But deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. God Bless You Peace Be With You Jesus Loves You 🙏🔥📖🙌 Video 1 uzvid.com/video/video-1FIzTihe5-M.html Video 2 uzvid.com/video/video-cl5ouvtyAZM.html Video 3 uzvid.com/video/video-QWTSszzYqcE.html Video 4 uzvid.com/video/video-AXzRXb0fHik.html Video 5 uzvid.com/video/video-DuuVbXxvmsI.html Video 6 uzvid.com/video/video-PYWORdzp6Hw.html Video 7 uzvid.com/video/video-qhpL2DVtUVA.html Video 8 uzvid.com/video/video-Ee9L8gz4hcU.html
Diego Correa
Diego Correa 4 oy oldin
I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔
Kommandant Joe
Kommandant Joe 4 oy oldin
Hey libtard UZvid QUIT RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT
Vera 1957
Vera 1957 4 oy oldin
Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get. You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕
Glenn Morris
Glenn Morris 4 oy oldin
People find this guy funny?
Josh H
Josh H 4 oy oldin
Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?
Willy Nelson
Willy Nelson 4 oy oldin
Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake
anonEmous
anonEmous 4 oy oldin
If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.
JoybuzzahzTV
JoybuzzahzTV 4 oy oldin
What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.
JoybuzzahzTV
JoybuzzahzTV 4 oy oldin
Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.
Spencer56
Spencer56 4 oy oldin
Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I couldn't think of a username
Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.
Samzilla Buddy
Samzilla Buddy 4 oy oldin
Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before
LogicalSense
LogicalSense 4 oy oldin
Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't last...it's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)
Purpleslimevsgaming 1
college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted
small asian
small asian 4 oy oldin
Jesus this is weird
eric lin
eric lin 4 oy oldin
I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.
James Coltrain
James Coltrain 4 oy oldin
Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?
6L17CHY 3U6
6L17CHY 3U6 4 oy oldin
Thats fortnite stw
innercircleindustries
trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag
Jambix McHades
Jambix McHades 4 oy oldin
Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?
Keyingisi