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Apple gets a $1 trillion valuation, Pope Francis declares his opposition to the death penalty, and parents are apparently hiring “Fortnite” coaches for their kids.
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Paul Chung
Paul Chung 7 soat oldin
Try hards
zorra578
zorra578 10 soat oldin
lol games are getting "harder" suuuuuuuuuuuure
MySmart Device
MySmart Device 15 soat oldin
Oh great why is this abysmally worthless show in my recommended feed. Even blocking isn't helping stem the tide of trash.
Marzz_Ow
Marzz_Ow 21 soat oldin
Anyone need a fortnite coach?
Joshua Kailer
Joshua Kailer Kun oldin
Fortnite isn't a videogame, it's a type of cancer.
ItsReddd
ItsReddd 2 kun oldin
This really makes me a bit mad because that wasn't even the right footage of Fortnite That gameplay was from Save The World in 2011
briced0g20002
briced0g20002 2 kun oldin
I love how every news station always uses old STW footage from before the game even game out. Lol, all of these kids are playing br not STW.
briced0g20002
briced0g20002 2 kun oldin
Also, not everybody uses a console. Fortnite was going to be PC only originally
Ernesto Marcos
Ernesto Marcos 2 kun oldin
Bergoglio is an asshole, he campaigned hard to not have abortion legal in his home country (when he's technically the head of another State) just like he did same-sex marriage eight years ago. Dunno why Americans seem to like him. Luckily he's gonna be killed soon.
Ariel Mckenzie
Ariel Mckenzie 3 kun oldin
Wtf is going on?!
First Last
First Last 3 kun oldin
More support for censorship coming from a guy that would not have survived the bullies at my elementary school... how this twat has an audience capable of booting up Windows 98 and watching this shit is beyond me
Chad Nationalism
Chad Nationalism 3 kun oldin
Fortnite is cancer
Alex Rodriguez
Alex Rodriguez 4 kun oldin
Remember the old way of playing video games where the only way to get good at a video game was through trial and error?
Malik Saleh
Malik Saleh 4 kun oldin
Gays aren’t cool
Malik Saleh
Malik Saleh Kun oldin
Chris Random do I really need to explain
Chris Random
Chris Random 2 kun oldin
Malik Saleh why
Shock Wave
Shock Wave 4 kun oldin
FortNUT
Vincent Latora
Vincent Latora 4 kun oldin
Fortnite is literal cancer at this point
jalila love
jalila love 4 kun oldin
There are other ways of protecting citizens from repeat offenders...yea, we see how well the church is handling that issue with pedophile priests, not very well at all. We need the death penalty. Don't care if people are wrongfully accused or not, attacking human dignity or not. There is no such thing as a reformed serial killer or rapist. There are too many of us and its time to thin the herd in prisons.
Sargent Waag
Sargent Waag 4 kun oldin
Wow, He can be funny when he doesn't talk about Trump.
Itz Gud
Itz Gud 4 kun oldin
YUP ARE NOT POPPY HARLLO
Andre Browne
Andre Browne 4 kun oldin
The pope rewrite the Bible cause it clearly says in Revelation dog will not get into heaven.
Eli AP
Eli AP 4 kun oldin
Kid - "I wanna be a doctor!" Parent - "NOT UNDER MY ROOF!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jackson Akins
Jackson Akins 4 kun oldin
Didn't smile, didn't exhale out of my nose really fast. Not funny.
Pete Smith
Pete Smith 4 kun oldin
Fuck this South African NON -American,giving REAL AMERICANS shit.Smug faced loser nobody,Fuck him.
Garrett Carpenter
Garrett Carpenter 4 kun oldin
As a person who has gotten really good a video games, git gud scrubs.
MobileDecay
MobileDecay 5 kun oldin
Who the fuck is a Fortnite coach?
Ultra FU
Ultra FU 5 kun oldin
Francis is an IDIOT, dumb Catholics LMAO
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia 5 kun oldin
Yo what constructor is that?
Spartan 212
Spartan 212 5 kun oldin
No. Just no.
VenomSn4ke
VenomSn4ke 5 kun oldin
Lol low key kinda sad that I’m better than a kid at fortnite that got professional coach
Oshawott315
Oshawott315 5 kun oldin
My parents are the opposite. 😂 they hate video games with every fiber of their being. But I don’t...
Rn Shxbby
Rn Shxbby 5 kun oldin
Wow losers need fortnite coaches cuz they are bad
Bobby Shayne
Bobby Shayne 5 kun oldin
The only reason why this shit on trending is because it has fortnite on the title.
Dat
Dat 5 kun oldin
Now this is epic 😎
Captain Combat
Captain Combat 5 kun oldin
Wish i could block this channel
MadCapMonster
MadCapMonster 5 kun oldin
it's not that version of Fortnite they are playing :)
Armando Sanchez
Armando Sanchez 5 kun oldin
fuck you bitch
MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE
MARTIN WOOLDRIDGE 5 kun oldin
This is an awful show. Hates America
My name is Del See Oh
Which other companies reached 1 Trillion?
Apple The Squirrel
Apple The Squirrel 5 kun oldin
screenshotting every moment with captions on basically placing a crown on my head.
Bean
Bean 5 kun oldin
Apple is a liberal run company. They get help from law makers.
Shotgun raptor yt
Shotgun raptor yt 5 kun oldin
Those 3 word should not be in the same sentence
Rabies Babies
Rabies Babies 5 kun oldin
Apple youtube and facebook turned Alex Jones into a prophet.
MccPlayzMC
MccPlayzMC 5 kun oldin
VGHS relived
MccPlayzMC
MccPlayzMC 5 kun oldin
The white kids with expensive shoes are the type to take these classes
BigBewtieHoles
BigBewtieHoles 5 kun oldin
hey do u know what bit sucks? :20
Entice .T
Entice .T 5 kun oldin
*God left the server*
Grindor Guns
Grindor Guns 5 kun oldin
God is like fuck it I'm done
Gabriel Se
Gabriel Se 5 kun oldin
I thought this was a onion headline
Bill Kat
Bill Kat 5 kun oldin
The new generation watch esports more than real sports. eSports will take over other sports within our lifetime. And therefore pro players will earn more than athletes. eSports is already big in Korea and players like Faker are probably more famous than any of their football players. That said, no profession is gonna take over medical doctors as better safer career option if your kid is capable and you can afford the time and money it requires.
Edgar Miller
Edgar Miller 5 kun oldin
All of this while the Chinese are threatening of taking over apple and shutting it down
Child Of God Jesus That I Only Serve
"Truth On What The Bible Says. 📖" Psalms 103:17-18(NKJV) But the mercy of the Lord is from everlasting to everlasting On those who fear Him, And His righteousness to children’s children, To such as keep His covenant, And to those who remember His commandments to do them. --------------------------------------------------- Galatians 6:1-15 (NKJV) "Bear and Share the Burdens" Brethren, if a man is overtaken in any trespass, you who are spiritual restore such a one in a spirit of gentleness, considering yourself lest you also be tempted. 2 Bear one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ. 3 For if anyone thinks himself to be something, when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4 But let each one examine his own work, and then he will have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. 5 For each one shall bear his own load. "Be Generous and Do Good" 6 Let him who is taught the word share in all good things with him who teaches. 7 Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, that he will also reap. 8 For he who sows to his flesh will of the flesh reap corruption, but he who sows to the Spirit will of the Spirit reap everlasting life. 9 And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. 10 Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good to all, especially to those who are of the household of faith. "Glory Only in the Cross" 11 See with what large letters I have written to you with my own hand! 12 As many as desire to make a good showing in the flesh, these would compel you to be circumcised, only that they may not suffer persecution for the cross of Christ. 13 For not even those who are circumcised keep the law, but they desire to have you circumcised that they may boast in your flesh. 14 But God forbid that I should boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by whom the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. 15 For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision avails anything, but a new creation. ------------------------------------------------- "Always Examine Ourselves Knowing Where We Stand With God Testing All Spirits What We Get Involved In Or Join, Asking Openly In Prayer To Not Do Anything That Is Displeasing God Or Grieving The Holy Spirit" "Fasting And Praying For The Needs Of Others To Know The True Gospel" "We Are Living In The End Of Days. Need To Wake Up And Let Everyone Know To Get Right With Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior" "The Bible Is Not To Play Games For With Everything It Says In The Bible Is To Not Take Lightly" ----------------------------------------------------- Brethren, the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Amen. - Galatians 6:18 "The Model Prayer" Matthew 6: 10-13 Our Father in heaven, Hallowed be Your name. Your kingdom come. Your will be done On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, As we forgive our debtors. And do not lead us into temptation, But deliver us from the evil one. For Yours is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. God Bless You Peace Be With You Jesus Loves You 🙏🔥📖🙌 Video 1 uzvid.com/video/video-1FIzTihe5-M.html Video 2 uzvid.com/video/video-cl5ouvtyAZM.html Video 3 uzvid.com/video/video-QWTSszzYqcE.html Video 4 uzvid.com/video/video-AXzRXb0fHik.html Video 5 uzvid.com/video/video-DuuVbXxvmsI.html Video 6 uzvid.com/video/video-PYWORdzp6Hw.html Video 7 uzvid.com/video/video-qhpL2DVtUVA.html Video 8 uzvid.com/video/video-Ee9L8gz4hcU.html
Diego Correa
Diego Correa 5 kun oldin
I feel like the media gets very board now a days.... Or, is that just me?🤔🤔🤔
Kommandant Joe
Kommandant Joe 5 kun oldin
Hey libtard UZvid QUIT RECOMMENDING ME THIS SHIT
Brian T0obad
Brian T0obad 5 kun oldin
Trevor is probably the most unfunny retarded fuck and about as biased as you can get. You suck almost as much as Jimmy Kimmel 😂🤣😅🖕
Glenn Morris
Glenn Morris 5 kun oldin
People find this guy funny?
Josh H
Josh H 5 kun oldin
Do they put up queue cards for the audience to laugh?
Willy Nelson
Willy Nelson 5 kun oldin
Wait! The Pope is against the death penalty unless you're a witch. I do recall somewhere in history were they would burn you at the stake
anonEmous
anonEmous 5 kun oldin
If you’re that bad at playing that you need a coach, just quit. The game will be dead in a few months, there’s no point in trying to get better at it.
JoybuzzahzTV
JoybuzzahzTV 5 kun oldin
What?! Kids need coaches to get good at a FPS? You just become friends with some really good dude on your Xbox and he'll help you get good. That what I did when I played Halo, then I got really good. Then I sucked because I stopped playing Halo cuz no-one remembers what that is anymore.
JoybuzzahzTV
JoybuzzahzTV 5 kun oldin
Capital punishment is not murdering someone it is rightful elimination of human scum.
Spencer
Spencer 5 kun oldin
Play some tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I couldn't think of a username
Yet spending money so that your kid can become pro at sports is seen as okay.
Samzilla Buddy
Samzilla Buddy 5 kun oldin
Actually video games r becoming Easier than ever before
LogicalSense
LogicalSense 5 kun oldin
Wait what!?!?!?! He actually did a show without slandering the American President....that won't last...it's not like he can write his own shit. Dance monkey Dance...CNN has a paycheck for you dance monkey hahahaha=) Oh and apparently half the comment section does not know what "Capitalism" means by definition....who would have thought...maybe their brains...I mean phones died=)
Purpleslimevsgaming 1
college scholarships for fortnite its like shit your good at fortnite welcome to Harvard you got accepted
small asian
small asian 5 kun oldin
Jesus this is weird
eric lin
eric lin 5 kun oldin
I don’t see the problem with getting a video game coach when there is money to be earned from it. There are several gamers making a decent amount of money by winning tournaments.
XXX
XXX 5 kun oldin
Can we talk about the fact that they used footage of fortnight rip off games?
DR6N3L2 25
DR6N3L2 25 5 kun oldin
Thats fortnite stw
innercircleindustries
trevor noah is a hypocrite & a douchebag
Jambix McHades
Jambix McHades 5 kun oldin
Does anybody find this guy funny? How did he get this job?
Johnny White
Johnny White 5 kun oldin
mr potatohead had sex with a south african black hooker and this guy is their kid. Look at his head.
Mr. krabs the sex addict
I feel gaming will skyrocket as one of the top profitable business and be a highly respected sport. Eventually they should add e-sports to schools (you may hate me for saying it but it’s true)
Pat Last
Pat Last 6 kun oldin
St. Dismas from his cross -(right next to Jesus Christ on His Cross) [Luke 23:41] "And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this man hath done no evil." The Bible justifies the Death Penalty! The Antichrist Revealed: uzvid.com/video/video-SPs7jdfaib0.html
Wanderlust 7224
Wanderlust 7224 6 kun oldin
That Fortnite headline is literally the ‘get on top of the fridge’ vine
theroyalguardian
theroyalguardian 6 kun oldin
Man some parents are retarded
Zach Byler
Zach Byler 6 kun oldin
Check out and subscribe to the channel "Kourtney Shales" here on UZvid! It's a good time! She is trying to grow!
This is Fine YT
This is Fine YT 6 kun oldin
what is this world coming to
MEME LORD
MEME LORD 6 kun oldin
WHat The Crap is that gameplay game
Samuel Contreras
Samuel Contreras 6 kun oldin
Snowflake softy pope
i cleary
i cleary 6 kun oldin
Cant stand this guy He knows nothing about the United States. Why doesn't he talk about the genocide going on with white farmers back in his country? The government of South Africais decided it is taking away white farmers land without compensation and giving it to blacks Who don't necessarily know how to farm. They are villainizing the white farmers which is causing Horrendous violence towards them. The result of this disgusting policy iwill be a genocide of white people and starvation for the remaining south africans if they can't farm themselves. Just like Zimbabwe. It's a apalling at this idiot is calls the U. S racist.
ihateclowns7
ihateclowns7 6 kun oldin
I really hate apple and fortnite
Vuirugo
Vuirugo 6 kun oldin
out of all games you can teach a kid to play you chose fucking fortnite what happened to this planet
Jordan Bostick
Jordan Bostick 6 kun oldin
"pika pikaaaa". I'm dead 😂
Sterling Hammond
Sterling Hammond 6 kun oldin
Everyday we stray farther from gods light
Pierce Fortnite
Pierce Fortnite 6 kun oldin
Talks about Battle Royals coaches... Shows Save The World.
Steve Polychronopolous
Makes $4 million a year with a net worth of almost $20 mil. Yeah. Real man of the people.
WhomIsThat
WhomIsThat 6 kun oldin
The fortnite image used on the thumbnail isn't what most play
Rgr Hh
Rgr Hh 6 kun oldin
Woah
J Pacleb
J Pacleb 6 kun oldin
Notice Noah's views are getting less and less. I wonder why?
Ian Rastall
Ian Rastall 6 kun oldin
It's acceptable to attack Christianity, I guess (?), though Trevor Noah would never make jokes like that about Islam or Judaism. Not that he's capable of seeing that subtlety.
Orbis Dux
Orbis Dux 6 kun oldin
one person doesn't have to. Read everything online and you'll see why he doesn't need to, people are racist against them, no need to add to it.
Sour Nordon
Sour Nordon 6 kun oldin
Why do people like this guy? His jokes aren’t even funny. -_-
Rotties
Rotties 6 kun oldin
This guy is so unfunny.
Evan Tatusko
Evan Tatusko 6 kun oldin
Fortnite sucks.
Behizy
Behizy 6 kun oldin
Man I love this world
Erick Toledo
Erick Toledo 6 kun oldin
This is straight up stupid, I mean seriously. I like to play Fortnite every once in a while, but for the fact there is coaches is just insane. The last thing I want to hear is little kids yelling they are better than me all the time. Besides the only real way to get good is by having your ass beatened until you know the strats.
Alix Mordant
Alix Mordant 6 kun oldin
@ Trevor Noah, comment on this: www.theguardian.com/world/2018/aug/09/argentina-abortion-defeat-shows-enduring-power-of-catholic-church The Catholic Church is a force of evil due to its treatment of women as second class humans and the denial of reproductive rights. The question of abortion is not the only problem, the BAN OF CONTRACEPTIVES makes their agenda even more hideous. If the media and politicians do not face the truth that the Catholic Church is based on misogyny, they are aiding injustice. Contraceptives free women to make the decision how many children they want and when. Because of contraceptives they are able to learn, study and find (good) work. The ban of contraceptives and the connected issue of legal abortion show the true colours of the Catholic Church: confining women to the role of wive and mother, and the domestic realm. This is unacceptable. It is time for people around the world to see the truth about the inhumane anti-women agenda of the "Church". The shift of the Vatican`s power away from "the West" is an alarming sign. The "Church" is using vulnerable, often poor and/or under-educated people to push their regressive agenda. HUMAN RIGHTS ARE UNIVERSAL! And women are human beings, deserving the same rights as men. It is high time for everyone with a consciousness to "dump" the Catholic Church because of their unashamed promotion of the idea that women are basically only defined as vessels for offspring. And Pope Francis is not the radical progressive innovator that liberals want to see in him. On the question of women, he is as stubborn as the rest of his "old men`s club" in Rome. Quote: *If anyone needs evidence of the continuing power of the Catholic church, the vote in Argentina’s senate to maintain the country’s ban on almost all abortions provides it. The failure of the bill to legalise abortion in the first 14 weeks of pregnancy is a blow to the majority of Argentinians, who backed reform, and to thousands of women forced to resort to illegal terminations.* *But it will be hailed by the church, and in particular by Pope Francis, the first Argentinian pontiff. Despite progressive views on many social justice issues, he has remained unyielding on matters relating to women’s control of their bodies. Francis, who was archbishop of Buenos Aires before being elected pope in 2013, has maintained close links to the country of his birth. According to the Clarín newspaper, he personally requested anti-abortion legislators to lobby their senate colleagues to reject the bill. Priests and bishops spoke forcefully against abortion from the pulpit. (...)* *A few weeks ago, Pope Francis described abortion as the “white glove” equivalent of the Nazi-era eugenics programme. (...) He urged families to accept children “as God gives them to us”.* There is nothing more hypocritical than a wifeless, childless, sexless old man telling (often poor, often little educated) women what to do with their one life and their reproductive organs. If I would believe in a God, I would say he and all his priests should go to hell, as they deserve.
Shahzeb Afroze
Shahzeb Afroze 6 kun oldin
Who disliked the video? This video was one of his best
Christopher Wells
Christopher Wells 6 kun oldin
The Pope is an anti-christ, pedophile protecting wolf in sheeps clothing. Burn in hell bastard.
John Metcalfe
John Metcalfe 6 kun oldin
That last bit, on Fortnite / video games in general, would make a good clip on it's own. It sums up much of modern insanity.
Joseph Fox III
Joseph Fox III 6 kun oldin
I’m gonna be sooooo happy when fortnite is six feet under
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