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Seth Meyers' monologue from Thursday, January 10.
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Beto O'Rourke's Dental Cleaning, Jeff Bezos' Romantic Texts - Monologue- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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11-Yan, 2019

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Sarah D
Sarah D 2 kun oldin
I HATE BABY SHARK SONG IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL!
Curtis Corse
Curtis Corse 3 kun oldin
I posted to Facebook a long time ago that whoever came up with Baby Shark needed to eat a bullet. I have a five year old and my girlfriend has a four year old. I hear "baby shark do do do do" any time I hear a word that sounds even remotely like baby or shark. It's seemingly so ever present that I don't feel like saying that the creator of that song deserves to eat a bullet is harsh in the least. If anything they deserve a far more sinister, torturous and painful demise.
Something Clever
Something Clever 3 kun oldin
Intransigence?! Nice try unknown aide
Lance Anderson
Lance Anderson 3 kun oldin
Build the WALL!!! Enough, of the libtard, government, shutdown.
Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith 3 kun oldin
I wonder if Bezos' new girlfriend might be a gold digger
Izere Lynda
Izere Lynda 4 kun oldin
I can't believe the audience actually clapped to baby shark! I have had enough of that song.
Catherine Gold
Catherine Gold 4 kun oldin
Buckets of Mac and Cheese 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
andrew sutherland
andrew sutherland 4 kun oldin
*sees title of video* Me: No way is a late night host making fun of a popular democrat, hes probably going to use it in a way to make fun of trump
Hello Dave
Hello Dave 5 kun oldin
The ink on Jeff Bezos divorce isn't dry yet...
Tom A
Tom A 6 kun oldin
Why was his tearful message to America just after Trump got elected deleted ? I'm just curious I cannot find it anywhere , it was so powerful to how New York and California were feeling at the time
Thomas Watts
Thomas Watts 6 kun oldin
Beeto, I don't really want to be that much a part of your world.
L K
L K 6 kun oldin
Well, I draw the line at seeing body parts of ex candidates. This is sharing to much.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
L K 😁
L K
L K 5 kun oldin
+Mary Rose Kent Well, hummm....... Ok you got me. Oops
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
L K [too]
confiscator
confiscator 6 kun oldin
Dig the ageism.
YepX
YepX 6 kun oldin
Never heard of Baby Shark
Jon Kim
Jon Kim 7 kun oldin
Trump really out here trying to kill people
ThE DuCk
ThE DuCk 7 kun oldin
I asked Alexa to list Trump's lies . She hasn't shut the hell up in 3 days . -- yard sign
Mustard Seed
Mustard Seed 7 kun oldin
Bezos a cheater?
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
Mustard Seed Shocking! 🙃
VanDaysha Taylor
VanDaysha Taylor 7 kun oldin
Lol I just bought my own Netflix two days ago! I always listen to my intuition. Lol 😂
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 4 kun oldin
VanDaysha Taylor Yikes!
VanDaysha Taylor
VanDaysha Taylor 4 kun oldin
Mary Rose Kent well I didn’t lose my job but I’m on medical leave because some Jamaican co worker beat my face in until I got a fracture and a concussion. So yeah I’m sorry about your job.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
VanDaysha Taylor A friend added me to his account after I lost my job.
Eric Cartman
Eric Cartman 7 kun oldin
Divorcing your gross cheating husband for an ironic $69 BILLION, which puts you on the list of richest people on the planet AND simultaneously demotes your ex from the top of that list to a tie with you is the craziest “last laugh” anybody can come up with ever & I’m here for it.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
Eric Cartman 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Rau Kenneth
Rau Kenneth 7 kun oldin
Which democrat will be first to post a video while sitting on the toilet? I am betting Elizabeth warren.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
Rau Kenneth I’m betting the 🍄🍊💩.
Saint Martins
Saint Martins 7 kun oldin
jeff "bozo" bezos looks like an older, bald version of Thom Yorke of Radiohead 3:20
Hvalpikk
Hvalpikk 7 kun oldin
He posted his dental cleaning? HURL. There goes any respect I had for Beto.
Kowasi
Kowasi 7 kun oldin
Baby Shark's no problem for me. It just reminds me of the Doors' Changeling song off LA Woman, which is playing in my head anyway. The perfect antidote!
Lou Dog
Lou Dog 7 kun oldin
this is so unfunny wtf lol
Weegez NY
Weegez NY 7 kun oldin
You and your show suck.
Mary Rose Kent
Mary Rose Kent 5 kun oldin
Weegez NY But it’s still better than being you.
Boss_Hoss _Cigars
Boss_Hoss _Cigars 7 kun oldin
You misspelled Robert.
Lemongrass Mint
Lemongrass Mint 7 kun oldin
LOL a “make America great again” official trump/pence ad and survey showed up for me under this video. Asking if it’s Really reporters’ unfair opinions that make trump look like a blatant lair and incompetent. -No, it’s his own words and tweets.
Lemongrass Mint
Lemongrass Mint 7 kun oldin
And then it asked for a donation! Hahaha
Landon McCalmon
Landon McCalmon 7 kun oldin
there, not their lol!
Landon McCalmon
Landon McCalmon 7 kun oldin
Lettuce harvested in California by Mexican immigrants? Oh, no! Look out Donald! The threat is coming from inside the wall before their even is a wall!!!!!
Landon McCalmon
Landon McCalmon 7 kun oldin
Trump really just hates Romaine lettuce. The fact that most of America's Romaine lettuce is grown and harvested in California by folks of mainly Mexican heritage just confuses him to the point that he starts yelling at the entire planet to get off of his front lawn.....
Landon McCalmon
Landon McCalmon 7 kun oldin
Come here lil' Chuck and Nancy...... I am a friend of your mother's. Come on kids. Here is some candy. Just get into my nice white van with no windows.......just a lil' candy...
kohakuscactus
kohakuscactus 7 kun oldin
I feel the same way about Baby Shark..
Henrietta Raphael
Henrietta Raphael 7 kun oldin
Yayyyyyyyyyyyy! Baby sharkkkkkkkk
Jason Bean
Jason Bean 7 kun oldin
Let's see.. 28 pounds of Mac and cheese. Suppose each person has a quarter pounder serving, which is 3 ounces more than normal, but whatever. So that's 112 servings. What, are we having a wedding reception on a budget? Well alrighty then!:)
Stacie M
Stacie M 7 kun oldin
1:17 My girls and I learned that song and the hand gestures years ago at Girl Scout Camp: hands flat together & clap from wrists... Baby Shark (tiny clap), Momma Shark (full hand clap but wrists still together), Daddy Shark (clap with hands coming apart), Grandma Shark (hands back together with fingers folded inside - knuckles clap together...cuz Granny ain't got no teeth 🦷!)
Rosslyn Standingwater
I see BETO I click. #DraftBeto #runbetorun
logick3
logick3 7 kun oldin
Robert, use your god damn name
StellaDawna
StellaDawna 8 kun oldin
These jokes today were Great XD
Ryan Richards
Ryan Richards 8 kun oldin
#NotAllLettuce
RosySpeaks
RosySpeaks 8 kun oldin
Beto/ Kamala 2020?
FUN FACT
FUN FACT 8 kun oldin
Netflix will lose a lot of costumers if don't let their costumer shared their password with family members.
TheMangomelon789
TheMangomelon789 8 kun oldin
Baby shark isn't by a Korean educational band. We sang it at summer camp when I was a kid! They just decided to record it.
jenpenn22
jenpenn22 8 kun oldin
My first thought as I read that was also "no way he wrote this"
TawdryTempest
TawdryTempest 8 kun oldin
Bezo's really knows how to deliver...
Alphasnowbordergirl
Crap, I just bought romaine lettuce too. . . I'm going to die.
Mister Sarajevo
Mister Sarajevo 8 kun oldin
Beto.... please run.
Nervino Karas
Nervino Karas 8 kun oldin
Beto is almost as lame as Pocahontas.
Steven Schwartz
Steven Schwartz 8 kun oldin
Perfect opportunity to crack a great joke on a couple democrats but this comedian can’t do it. It’s gross how terrified these late night guys are of joking about democrats. Missed opportunities then 180 to make a Trump reference, are the Clinton’s editing these monologues or what?
Dr. Richard D. Stiff
Icecreamcake
Crazy Ethan
Crazy Ethan 8 kun oldin
Baby SHARK *HAS VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*
Stacy Thompson
Stacy Thompson 8 kun oldin
Baby shark is as annoying as the old "hampsterdance" site that doesn't exist anymore.
Heather M
Heather M 6 kun oldin
I loved hamsterdance! Thanks for the memory! 🐹🐁🐹🐀🐹🐀🐹🐁🐹
persimmon93
persimmon93 8 kun oldin
Baby Trump doo doo doo doo doo doo baby Trump.
guthy ranker
guthy ranker 8 kun oldin
Is that soy gushing out Beto's teeth
Chunkboi
Chunkboi 8 kun oldin
Maybe play that “Baby Shark” song in the White House whenever President 💩 is in residence.
AJ Brown
AJ Brown 8 kun oldin
Is Beta O’Reek going to share his colonoscopy with us next? What an (_!_) hole.
Ricardo Gutierrez
Ricardo Gutierrez 8 kun oldin
Seems like material about Trump is literally backing your job itself what is this like episode 500 in a row mentioning Trump in half your skit, geesh change it up.. It's like your in love with the man
Marcus Middleton
Marcus Middleton 8 kun oldin
What is Beto short for?
Tina N
Tina N 7 kun oldin
Robert
12frogz
12frogz 8 kun oldin
Knock Knock Who's there? Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce use your hand sanitizer
desglacons
desglacons 8 kun oldin
Beto is hot!
Annise C.
Annise C. 8 kun oldin
more noise
Tee Emm
Tee Emm 8 kun oldin
He knows nothing about his campaign people yet he has a big uhbrain. With the best memory. And the micro managing skills of a controlling mother/father.
Jerome FitzRoy
Jerome FitzRoy 8 kun oldin
Life would be so boring without Trump
Michael Zickefoose
Michael Zickefoose 8 kun oldin
This version is more tolerable ;) uzvid.com/video/video-POdbe-_bYbs.html
Kevin Street
Kevin Street 8 kun oldin
The monologue really killed today! It's nice when the jokes aren't all about Trump, because there's so many other people and things in the world that can be made fun of. Baby shark, baby shark, baby shark...
Emily Niedbala
Emily Niedbala 8 kun oldin
Wait is this a new version of Baby Shark? Cause I’ve known it since elementary school pretty sure haha
Charles R Hayden
Charles R Hayden 8 kun oldin
That band didnt write baby shark!!!! My camp has been singing it at meals since before 2014! I SANG IT IN 2017! I hate to be that guy, but I was doing baby shark before it was cool
Lilac Lizard
Lilac Lizard 8 kun oldin
Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo Baby SHARK!
Dead Freight West
Dead Freight West 8 kun oldin
1:37: Yep, the sheople are in your audience, Seth.
PINIPON
PINIPON 8 kun oldin
아기 상어 뚜 루루 뚜루 귀여운 뚜 루루 뚜루 바닷속 뚜 루루 뚜루 아기 상어!
ChadGAY
ChadGAY 8 kun oldin
This bunch of laughing liberals make me want to end it all.
Aisha Salem
Aisha Salem 8 kun oldin
Now we strikes! Sincerely Romain.
Maurice OConnor
Maurice OConnor 8 kun oldin
Beto O'Rourke lost to TED CRUZE eeewww
Garbage Trash
Garbage Trash 8 kun oldin
Jeff Bezos heard marriage was a union and disbanded it.
Philomena Weekes
Philomena Weekes 4 kun oldin
Nice
KaiSau
KaiSau 8 kun oldin
1:32 clap like germans
Ahmad El-Khatib
Ahmad El-Khatib 8 kun oldin
Some writers must be back from vacation! Shit's great
R Tussenio
R Tussenio 8 kun oldin
Beto in the dentist's chair. Says the dentist: "Is it safe?"
Dodgy Trump
Dodgy Trump 8 kun oldin
How often has tRump denied but turned out to be a lie? 100%, so it’s just a delay tactic tRump resorts to.
Jaq Tweedie
Jaq Tweedie 8 kun oldin
The Bezos gag was genius and needs more love
Heather Lowry
Heather Lowry 8 kun oldin
Baby shark has been around for well over 10 years, maybe 12/13 yrs. How has it become so popular lately? It's like Nutella. I loved the stuff 20yrs ago, nobody knew about it til 2010, then suddenly it's a craze.
Wanuby
Wanuby 8 kun oldin
they clapped ... he needs a new audience
andslove88
andslove88 8 kun oldin
The Bezos one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff Abbott
Jeff Abbott 8 kun oldin
It is kind of humorous that most people (including me) don't believe the President of the United States wrote a tweet because it contains a word with 3 or more syllables. It's also a little scary.
Martin Poulter
Martin Poulter 8 kun oldin
The "risky decision-making" joke is gold.
Joscelyn Pease
Joscelyn Pease 8 kun oldin
Pathetic excuse for comedy. What happened to Seth Meyers?
rrmndtqrg8 q
rrmndtqrg8 q 8 kun oldin
Buck Feto
Richard Wilson
Richard Wilson 8 kun oldin
This is the most cringeworthy thing I’ve seen in weeks.
gnshapiro
gnshapiro 8 kun oldin
LOVE the Bezos joke!!
Santa Christ
Santa Christ 8 kun oldin
My favorite part is that after baby shark cuts out people kept singing
Christian Schoff
Christian Schoff 8 kun oldin
GOD DAMN IT SETH I NEVER WANTED TO HEAR THAT!
killeing
killeing 8 kun oldin
Oh God that annoying baby shark song, my sister won't stop playing it for her kids XD
Corey Battle
Corey Battle 8 kun oldin
Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Cheetos Ortiz
Cheetos Ortiz 8 kun oldin
And Trump will refuse to release his dental cleaning like his tax return
Shanna Mae Slight
Shanna Mae Slight 8 kun oldin
We used to sing a shark song just like that at camp. I had no idea it was a video now. I just thought my kids learned it on the playground
Jasmine Cisneros
Jasmine Cisneros 8 kun oldin
The nightmare is real for every preschool teacher also.
alex hess
alex hess 8 kun oldin
Beto has Kennedy Horse Teeth!!!!! Trump 2020 !!!!!
geekishgirl
geekishgirl 8 kun oldin
I looked up the baby shark song on youtube, holy crap it's had over 2 BILLION views!
TakeThisification
TakeThisification 8 kun oldin
Didn't "Baby Shark" go viral like a year ago?
TheHellogoo
TheHellogoo 8 kun oldin
Is there an added laugh track? Its just so bad.
awswam kitty
awswam kitty 8 kun oldin
2:16 why... It's like America wants people to be unhealthy or die.
Jedd the Jedi
Jedd the Jedi 8 kun oldin
The Meg: Ancient shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
Keyingisi