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Casually Explained: First Dates

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7-Apr, 2018

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What would BoJack do
What would BoJack do 40 daqiqa oldin
I like to think spending time with me is passably better than a vacant time slot
Conrad Andrew
Conrad Andrew Kun oldin
"Dinner" and a "movie" 😏 P.s that means eating out and some adult stuff
James Cochran
James Cochran 2 kun oldin
Man, you're hilarious. But if you're actually single you're definitely over thinking things.
Godfather
Godfather 2 kun oldin
that aussie accent tho
Kett Egg
Kett Egg 3 kun oldin
Yes father
Samshoutsadventure
Samshoutsadventure 4 kun oldin
Well you got a subscription out of me
nuke animations
nuke animations 4 kun oldin
2:40 he starts to try not laugh if that makes sense
Marco Polo
Marco Polo 5 kun oldin
I have never been on a date and i am 22.
Noa Dadic
Noa Dadic 6 kun oldin
1:56 i knew that you would write this at the end lool
Simon Lee
Simon Lee 6 kun oldin
I love your Australian accent. Just wondering, does it still feel natural to do it or is it more like putting on a fake accent that you know well?
Kinda Shit At Math
Kinda Shit At Math 7 kun oldin
1:22 I didn't know they allowed 16 year olds on tinder. You've got some explaining to do, Mr. Explained.
ZXKW
ZXKW 7 kun oldin
Step 1: Asking her out. Step 0: Actually finding someone you're interested in.
Aleph Null
Aleph Null 8 kun oldin
QUICK MAFS!
FireF Jebač
FireF Jebač 8 kun oldin
But are they into you? Again you can't tell
The Jew
The Jew 9 kun oldin
Today's poor and sinful youth.
Felix Popp
Felix Popp 10 kun oldin
3:06 Quickmafs
Daniel Buttram
Daniel Buttram 10 kun oldin
I liked this video solely because of the list at 1:56
END MY SUFFERING
END MY SUFFERING 11 kun oldin
"Treat others the way you want to be treated" i dont wanna be bothered so i dont bother others.. Easy
Poco а Poco
Poco а Poco 12 kun oldin
Ooh
IncinerateZ
IncinerateZ 13 kun oldin
Finally something UZvid's recommendation did right.
Davide Castagno
Davide Castagno 13 kun oldin
1:55 LOL
William Corbett
William Corbett 15 kun oldin
killer list
John Kessler
John Kessler 16 kun oldin
Why didn't I see this a long time ago? Must been jerkin off.
Josh Anderson
Josh Anderson 18 kun oldin
The third way to ask a girl out is over Snapchat, but most of the time you end up with the recipient replying with nothing but a boring pic of nothing, leaving you with no real or clear answer in the end :/
The Steadfast Duelist
*I'm more into dating sims.*
Christian Tedesco
Christian Tedesco 21 kun oldin
he sounds like jacksfilms
MetalSlayer69
MetalSlayer69 21 kun oldin
why does the video URL have CUM in it?
Langus langus
Langus langus 22 kun oldin
5
Josh Robinson
Josh Robinson 24 kun oldin
2:30 that is all
Jack Winterheld
Jack Winterheld 27 kun oldin
"Could be worse" is such a cherry on top. Sums up my social life perfectly.
NAman SWAG
NAman SWAG 29 kun oldin
Again, you can’t really tell if you get a kiss from your date and assume it went well. You both are drunk and drunk people do drunk stuff.
Aegon Targaryen
Aegon Targaryen 29 kun oldin
"Passively better than a vacant time slot"
McLovin '
McLovin ' 29 kun oldin
I paused...
Treehouses & Motors
Girl: "my parents aren't home" *brain working overtime trying to figure out the correct response* Me: "dont worry, they'll come back"
Warido
Warido Oy oldin
The url has CUM in it... wipe it off
William Rosa
William Rosa Oy oldin
people think you're Suck at cooking. That's a pretty solid reference
TheGrimravager
I see some expansion formulae when the girl is thinking. Are you saying I should date a physicist? Is this also true if I have a bachelor's degree in particle physics?
SteveHart
SteveHart Oy oldin
There were 665 dislikes. I had to...
David Edwards
David Edwards Oy oldin
3:28 best Aussie accent I've ever heard from an American!
andy vu
andy vu Oy oldin
The old 1 2 works every time . AHAHAHA
Rene
Rene Oy oldin
I did had sex before holding hands...
Pat Schmelzer
Pat Schmelzer Oy oldin
Dont use the word multiplicity in casually explained because its casual lol
Alex Miller
Alex Miller Oy oldin
2:09 *Dunkey has entered the chat*
Josh C
Josh C Oy oldin
4:08 holy shit too real
Benjamin Chen
Benjamin Chen Oy oldin
Aight Bois let's get him to 2M for that first date clout
infamousian123
At 2:31 I facepalmed so hard At 2:35 I jumped off a bridge
MasterIsle Gaming
Me: Goes on a date (to dinner) with a girl I asked to prom or something. Doesn't realize it's a date until after. She thinks it was mind games. Win. Yes.
Luiz___ MK
Luiz___ MK Oy oldin
Thanks
Notsuspicious the judgmental
The climax of this video was well done
Polly Sage
Polly Sage Oy oldin
Silly Casually Explained, take them warhammer paint night.
Waseem
Waseem Oy oldin
It's a shame that I never had a first date
DDougz
DDougz Oy oldin
I paused at 1:55 that was a wake up call
cheerios4canaries
Making God proud?! Wtf 😒😂 Honestly going Dutch the first date is the most reasonable, I mean both the guy and girl took time and energy to meet each other...
Cat Arya D
Cat Arya D 2 oy oldin
The over-use of upward inflections in the Australian accent was so brilliant. I loved it!
Erik Lamela
Erik Lamela 2 oy oldin
That list is hilarious, well worth 25 minutes
Why Not
Why Not 2 oy oldin
fam my favorite part about this is at 2:35 where you can hear in his voice and the "fwoo" is him trying not to laugh and a few seconds after that
ryan2698 - Minecraft
0:53 *We all know you're there to see how they eat **_soft serve_* Well...
Danger Close26
Danger Close26 2 oy oldin
It seems like the fukin FBI is watching me. I've never gotten a Gordon Ramsay ad before, but since I have been watching Ramsay videos, now I got one.
Jonny Franklin
It's only Google watching you, don't worry
Skaggco 1337
Skaggco 1337 2 oy oldin
I always make jokes with subtle humor, but i have nothing on you!
jozh911
jozh911 2 oy oldin
This episode has the best thumbnail
Nathan Marion
Nathan Marion 2 oy oldin
Oh the ol 1 2.
toxykzone
toxykzone 2 oy oldin
Always pay the first time, this way she has to say "I’ll pay the next time" meaning there will be a next time
Danker Pickle
Danker Pickle 2 oy oldin
that little empty dot on the characters hair annoys the heck outta me
FrizzyIsMe
FrizzyIsMe 2 oy oldin
look at the url
Old One
Old One 2 oy oldin
2:12 - 2:39 LOOOOOOOL
luckycharmz1166
luckycharmz1166 2 oy oldin
I’m confused, are you religious or nah?
Ian Lamont
Ian Lamont 2 oy oldin
Damn you got me at 1:56
Mc Smelly todger
Mc Smelly todger 2 oy oldin
Your mom was talking about me.
That Man's an Animal
Let the girl pay for the date. Honestly they will pay for it and you will still get laid. Just look at them funny when the bill comes and when they put their card down, interpret it as if they are willing to pay for your meal even though they were just trying to pay for their half. Then take them home and bang them, and eat their leftovers for breakfast. I have done this so I know it works. They will go out with you again too.
X-01 Unknown
X-01 Unknown 2 kun oldin
That does seem likely the case when you take an overworked and hungry prostitute to dinner at IHOP right after she finished up with her last John who left a happy at the corner of her mouth. I mean, she was considering running out so that you’d be forced to foot the bill, but as she already had 3 strikes against her, she didn’t want to risk jail time over what only you refer to as “this date”. Also, getting caught would risk the drugs she is hiding in her 2nd hand underwear to be seized if police were to search her after running her name. (Also not worth this “date”). But thanks to her quick street whit, she decided to use one of the 3 credit cards that she ganked off her last John to pay for your meals. It’s that or starve since she somehow ended up at an IHOP with this desperate loser who can only get a “date” if he pays the $30 in advance. That smile she gave you wasn’t out of adoration like your handicapped brain interpreted it, but rather her clever scheme to ditch you as you both were getting ready to leave. No worries of course, because The Man’s an Animal had a backup plan this time since the prostitutes never ended up going home with him before. And as the two of you walked out of IHOP, she began feeling a little dizzy and at that moment your inept chivalry kicked in and you offered her your arm so you could at least get her into your vehicle before she collapsed in the parking lot. You stud you! Feel confident for those of you admiring this guy and believing his bs, I’m sure he knows how to make an excellent roofie. If you want tips just ask him straight up for the chemical recipe. It will save you a ton of time. Also, keep in mind that he admits to needing to use repeated manipulation to get girls to go home with him. This means that not a single one of his ”many” targets found him worth sticking around for afterwards. Now, I’m not a biologist but all signs point to a tiny Timmy. Finally, any man that needs a woman to pay for his half of the meal should probably work really hard to get the girl who is willing to do that to like you. She is a rarer breed and your brain lacks the evolutionary advantage of swing that. And if you’re wanting to sleep with her then that means you are at least attracted to her (well, maybe not this guy’s “dates”) My guess is that he has extremely low standards since the women he is “dating” are so desperate, easy and lacking in self respect, or they could just be Down syndrome patients at the clinic he sweeps floors at. Who knows, right? Lol you read what he wrote. I guess that’s the kind of women you have to go for when you, yourself lack the desire to be appreciated or respected. But we get it, you hooked up with a chick from My 600 lb life ONE TIME and what you have presented is merely the nerfed and exaggerated story that your mind has decided to go with as a defense mechanism so that you don’t have to feel so useless, unwanted and thoroughly lacking of any redeemable qualities. Now, get mad. The truth is painful isn’t it?
Celtic Wind
Celtic Wind 3 oy oldin
"If you're friends hoping you're next haircut will tip them over the edge" Man it was all fun and games but that hit too close to home hahah. Makes me realize how stupid that was in my younger days.
Theang Huey vern
Theang Huey vern 3 oy oldin
i turned off my adblock and found out that nowadays youtube has advertisements lol
RJ Dias
RJ Dias 3 oy oldin
I feel personally attacked by the melee reference
Razerhasgame
Razerhasgame 3 oy oldin
2:50-3:04 had me rolling
Kangaroo Jack
Kangaroo Jack 3 oy oldin
First dates suck, it's usually boring, you have to pay everything and you don't get to have sex.
Christopher Ender
Well Sigmund Freud had the idea that girls want to bang their mom and dad...
joshua Vincent
joshua Vincent 3 oy oldin
Because I only date dimes 🤣🤣🤣
Öatmeal
Öatmeal 3 oy oldin
This quality content makes me hallelujah
Eduardo Chavez
Eduardo Chavez 3 oy oldin
It’s a hit or miss for me on first dates lol
GameWorldRS
GameWorldRS 3 oy oldin
2:30 exurb1a trying not to laugh from his own joke :))
StagHead
StagHead 3 oy oldin
You're fucking god? Haha
The Wandering Spider
What if the reply was yes and no
Phoebe Lavis
Phoebe Lavis 3 oy oldin
Jesus your Aussie accent is so good
Levio100
Levio100 3 oy oldin
Women are just looking for their own Jacob or Edward. If you can't impersonate one of them for at least one date, then you don't deserve to be loved.
cringy weeaboo
cringy weeaboo 3 oy oldin
I just had my first date last night. Well. I'm not sure if it was a date. She invited me over to her house to celebrate my birthday late by baking a cake for me. We both worked on it, it didnt turn out well but we enjoyed our time. We went out to see a movie. During the movie she went to hold my hand and I happily complied. I'm not sure if she was genuinely scared by the movie we saw or if she was just making an excuse. Either way. Afterward we went back to her house and ordered pizza for dinner and watched some UZvid together. We're both currently studying wicca and she made me a spell for anxiety (I mentioned I suffered from anxiety disorder in the past and still kind of do)
The Comment
The Comment 3 oy oldin
How do you do these with a straight face?
Mr. Blue
Mr. Blue 3 oy oldin
Real talk the best first date is doing something that has competition: mini golf, bowling, who can cum faster. Works every time
MegaBeast18
MegaBeast18 3 oy oldin
WOW you nailed that aussie accent lmao
Aldo KW
Aldo KW 3 oy oldin
Cool
Lola Ibrahim
Lola Ibrahim 3 oy oldin
i paused it to read the list and ive never felt more attacked in my life
Juice mxn
Juice mxn 3 oy oldin
Chief said this is it
Michel Gäbe
Michel Gäbe 3 oy oldin
1:54 was honestly the best part of the video, i laughed my fcking ass off:)
Logan Harris
Logan Harris 3 oy oldin
i could hear the smile on your face after saying heres my youtube channel
Carteir
Carteir 3 oy oldin
Drunk Lego lmao
Chad Simeon
Chad Simeon 3 oy oldin
you almost slipped bruv ahahahah that was so funny
Thauã Aguirre
Thauã Aguirre 3 oy oldin
"I have 1.8 million subscribers on UZvid" *Panties: Drop*
Lukas Jednacak
Lukas Jednacak 3 oy oldin
2:09- actual life advice
Cypher
Cypher 3 oy oldin
4:08 woah....that unexpetently hit like a truck
BrianVoid
BrianVoid 3 oy oldin
yer videos make me want to kill myself
DocMc Stuffins
DocMc Stuffins 3 oy oldin
I don't go on second dates with guys who don't pay for dinner. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Theoretical Physics
I know the men's long dead but... I've spotted it. 2 + 2 = 4 - 1 = 3 Quick maths
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