christmas isn't real

bill wurtz
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27-Noy, 2018

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Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
Fikrlar 7 176
If Die Hard counts as a Christmas movie, this counts as a Christmas song. Change my mind.
p l e a s e h e l p m e
English isn't real
Saints Are better
Saints Are better 2 soat oldin
I miss you How did this happen?
Liam Jonas
Liam Jonas 2 soat oldin
jimintz_tv 5 soat oldin
okay, this is epic
Stone cold Steve Austin
I think we’ve conquered the holy land
Xzygen 8 soat oldin
As your personal health advisor, I must suggest you not to try to fly.
Makoto Tachibana
Makoto Tachibana 9 soat oldin
I love how he deep fries his music videos. Perfectly crispy.
Rocco Moar
Rocco Moar 9 soat oldin
I’m 12 years old and I love ur vids
Xeonus 11 soat oldin
This song is super catchy! Damn!
MusicIsAllAbout s
MusicIsAllAbout s 20 soat oldin
I want this to be my funeral song.
Jack James
Jack James 21 soat oldin
Why would you buy more roses and diamonds if you did not enjoy them
Elliott V
Elliott V 21 soat oldin
i’m stoned af
Johnny wheat Vlogs and gaming
no joke, I probably watched this video almost 100 time XD I mean it sounts good
ni ko
ni ko Kun oldin
i think i understand this exactly as much as bill wurtz understood it when he wrote it and i understand its just Mood
Baguette Stalin
Baguette Stalin Kun oldin
That damn Easter Bunny always causing beef with Christmas
Adeline Saunders
He should have been I UZvid rewind
Crazi Kun oldin
The easter bunny told me *subscribe to pewdiepie*
melvoHD Kun oldin
I love this
xxPheonix Lordxx
Hey we can make a religion out of this Oh wait somebody already said that... Whatever
Cohen Childs
Cohen Childs Kun oldin
But Santa's still Twitter meme
Mr. Edward
Mr. Edward Kun oldin
Santa Claus is still Jesus :) best part
Voidrive ‣
Voidrive ‣ Kun oldin
Santa Claus is actually derived from Saint Nicholas, which was a real person
o0Rh0mbus0o Kun oldin
Did you make this song just so you could use "embrightened"?
merc Kun oldin
santa claus is actually the saint of prostitutes. i'm not making this up.
Person that gets people spooked and doots a lot
*A lot of lsd was used in the making of this video*
Maggie Callender
Forget the fucking roses and diamonds give me the damn dump truck!
ChrispyChris Kun oldin
Bill wurtz is just If Jack Stauber was a optimist.
God of Beans
God of Beans 2 kun oldin
Ive watched this many times and I'm confused on the thesis because it seems to be questioning religion, capitalism, and brexit all at one
Dj Wilson
Dj Wilson 2 kun oldin
I brethed air plez halp
Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown 2 kun oldin
Thought this was my first stroke until it kept getting better and I knew it was just the magical sounds of Bill Wurtz
Electric Rain
Electric Rain 2 kun oldin
I'm 100% sure some predictive programming is coded into this stuff lol. Wurtz is in on the knowww 0Ao'
oof 2 kun oldin
where are my diamond store coupons
Meir Moore
Meir Moore 2 kun oldin
Roxburgh Mapping
Roxburgh Mapping 2 kun oldin
Is yir name polish?
Llamalus 2 kun oldin
Now replace 'the Easter bunny' with 'hard drugs'
Mexican Memeoigist
Mexican Memeoigist 2 kun oldin
Well then if Christmas isn’t real Why did my dad leave me that day? Check mate atheists
Spongyoshi! 2 kun oldin
My new Christmas carol!
Monday Blues
Monday Blues 2 kun oldin
My mom doesn’t understand English and when i showed her this, she commented that the song is very nice. 😂
BladeTrain3r 2 kun oldin
"The only language is feelings" - truth, in the end we think conceptually and language is simply one of the means we use to express those concepts.
skinsdub 2 kun oldin
This song makes me so happy I could almost cry
Alexander Vallecillo
Sis it's the west coast send help everything's on fire
Oliver Martinez
Oliver Martinez 2 kun oldin
Every video looks like someone shoved everyone elses mid-life crisis together because thats what their mid-life crisis needed them to do, by that i mean great video
HarryStuffz//Lego 3 kun oldin
every bill wurtz song is starting to just sound the same with different lyrics now
SmokeSpark Dragonfly
LIAR! Santa told me the easter bunny wasn't real!
Naeem King
Naeem King 3 kun oldin
Anyone else getting some serious XTC vibes from this?
TyphonBaalHammon 3 kun oldin
Wow, for once you did make a song with a chorus, of a sort.
pedromaneiro123 2 kun oldin
Long long long journey.
TyphonBaalHammon 2 kun oldin
+Andy Chamberlain Music Yeah, I guess it's not the only one, but most of his songs don't have one and I think he pointed out somewhere on his site how he liked to write like that.
Andy Chamberlain Music
la de da de da de lee day oh or whatever its called has a chorus
The Tower Of Kirbies
Sponsored by the diamond store
Neicha's Art
Neicha's Art 3 kun oldin
There's something so satisfying about the ba da bee ba bee yo bing bway parts. You're so used to hearing repeated patterns in those and breaking it at the end is such an earworm. I LOVE IT
Lewis Speed
Lewis Speed 3 kun oldin
I have a lot of questions
Adrian Carlberg
Adrian Carlberg 3 kun oldin
suuuuuuuch a crispy jam
Int. Thai
Int. Thai 3 kun oldin
If there is a Martin reading this, I’d like to apologise to him
Basically John
Basically John 3 kun oldin
My last name is Martin. Does that count?
Aziza Brown
Aziza Brown 3 kun oldin
what a *BOP*
Conor Convery
Conor Convery 4 kun oldin
I'm proud that youtube comment sections are so entertaining
Jmhockey 10
Jmhockey 10 4 kun oldin
I wonder if I showed this to my LA teacher? 🤔
BrandonTBT64 4 kun oldin
"Why is the west coast on Fire?" Dammit Bill......XD
1000000 veiw bois
Paddy Rath
Paddy Rath 4 kun oldin
Dump trucks and diamonds and roses and walnuts and gift cards to the diamond store!
MMM 4 kun oldin
i found a halloween _easter egg_ at 0:45
MMM 4 kun oldin
im reading _a christmas carol_ in class, bah! humbag
Zo G :p
Zo G :p 4 kun oldin
But Santa Claus is still a Twitter meme
ariannasv22 4 kun oldin
This just looks like one big weird ad
DeathSoul V-yola
DeathSoul V-yola 4 kun oldin
If Christmas isn’t real, then why did I divorce my wife because my daughter said she saw her kissing Santa Claus?
Max Montoya
Max Montoya 4 kun oldin
You could make a religion out of this.
STEPHEN 27 4 kun oldin
Don't do drugs
tommy gong
tommy gong 3 kun oldin
Wonderfu *L* Bill wurtz' *S* Vi *D*
Not A School Email
Not A School Email 4 kun oldin
Can’t tell if this is saying something very deep or absolutely nothing
tommy gong
tommy gong 3 kun oldin
We never know
Typicow 4 kun oldin
who's cutting onions. this is beautiful lol
Kash The Gamer
Kash The Gamer 4 kun oldin
*69* Likes
Jordan Something
Jordan Something 4 kun oldin
Nothing is real
Lequan 4 kun oldin
Actually the most original content on yt
Goldfish_Overlord TheFirst
200 years from now Bill Wurtz is going to be one of those artists that nobody actually knows anything about,or why they did what they did, but they’re just really good. That’s my bet anyway
Maria Normington
Maria Normington 4 kun oldin
Did you know that Santa Claus is a product of Coca Cola? He came up in one of their adverts in the 1930s or sometime like that. He was wearing their famous Red and White Combo. Before this, he was a ginger middle-aged man wearing a green robe
Captain T Original
Captain T Original 4 kun oldin
This song is better than anything
Captain T Original
Captain T Original 4 kun oldin
I F'n love this!!!
Daniel Lukin
Daniel Lukin 4 kun oldin
I love your history videos!
Dat_Boi_Bossness 4 kun oldin
JohnnyMando92 4 kun oldin
I fell asleep to this. I woke up terrified.
xXNPGXx1908 4 kun oldin
you should 0:25 in a hole
InuRanma : God of fighting
i don't ever recall clicking this vid but it was half way watched, so i finished it and WOW you got a subcriber!!!!!!
Spencer Kieft
Spencer Kieft 4 kun oldin
Cyanapse 4 kun oldin
i didnt expect "twitter meme" but sure
Randy Marsh
Randy Marsh 4 kun oldin
Just noticed he hates using capital letters
Kimberly Scholl
Kimberly Scholl 4 kun oldin
Wow this links to the end of the video 2:16
Bryan Chu
Bryan Chu 4 kun oldin
The corporatization of holidays and their increasing disconnection from their original purpose of celebration.
Spencer 4 kun oldin
Santa Claus has been my savior this entire time? Then who was I praying too?!?!
Meso KeMoney
Meso KeMoney 4 kun oldin
U know, if u re arrange the letters in Santa, u get Satan ? *So how TF is santa Jesus XD*
CONNOR MYERS 5 kun oldin
It's not Christmas... Oh wait.
Ian Snieckus
Ian Snieckus 5 kun oldin
Is this a Christmas song?
BALISTIC14 5 kun oldin
Santa is originally German
defaulty boi
defaulty boi 5 kun oldin
bill wurtz, just killed christmas. easy come, easy go, the rabbit’s high, a little low.
Jay Animates
Jay Animates 5 kun oldin
Ba da dee da dee do in a world full of snow. Meanwhile in the Caribbean.....
Zac Jett
Zac Jett 5 kun oldin
my depression got a yt and this is it
Death Strike Gaming
Christmas is Saternalia and is the pagan Birth of the Sun, the Bible states Jesus was conceived in Elul which is August so unless he was born within 3months December is not Jesus birth date March/April is.
Christina Hamilton
Christina Hamilton 5 kun oldin
0:22 That's my location.
Gus Perdue
Gus Perdue 5 kun oldin
This song is so inspiring, thank you Bill Wurtz
Yui Poka
Yui Poka 5 kun oldin
gex 5 kun oldin
Can we make the bill wurtz x Converse collab real plz
Astora 5 kun oldin
The Easter Bunny gave me weed...
Joyous_Val 5 kun oldin
Guys put this on 1.50x speed . Your welcome.
billie-ache eyelash
Checkmate Christians
The Duck Song
9 yil oldin