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CNBC pundits find out about Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos’s divorce on-air, and Desi Lydic explains what a divorce settlement is like when you’re the richest person in the world
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im19ice3
im19ice3 5 soat oldin
my full respect to mackenzie for that succesful digging -w- u go girl
Marcus Wong
Marcus Wong 5 soat oldin
sideline reporter saved parkey's life. it was ruled a blocked kick
aggin swaggin
aggin swaggin 9 soat oldin
No it's not fair. Don't tell me his wife did half of the work of growing amazon. She's a novelist. She wrote books. Doesn't matter what woman Jeff Bezos would have married, he would have created amazon, he would have become very wealthy. His wife has nothing to do with his wealth.
Edgar Villarreal
Edgar Villarreal 10 soat oldin
Dancing with the Stars dancer
Васил Йорданов
Knowing how Jeff Bezos is the modern version of a slave owner I wish him the worst of luck in the divorce settlement. His lawyer has a heart attack, his house catches on fire or whatever a clerical error to somehow make it so his wife gets 500% of his money so he has to spend the rest of his miserable, miser life working for his ex wife living under a bridge! Pay your workers you ASSHAT!
uzjsnsnj bzuzuw
uzjsnsnj bzuzuw 10 soat oldin
all women are hoes
James Turner
James Turner 10 soat oldin
This face 3:40 damn
Todd Toure
Todd Toure 11 soat oldin
Jeff's gonna Take it Out on the Consumer.
Jason Avila
Jason Avila 12 soat oldin
Who tf is laughing at this like that?
Jason Avila
Jason Avila 12 soat oldin
Is this canned laughter?
code99k
code99k 13 soat oldin
Bullshit segment! Watch stephen Colbert trash Jeff for why the divorce took place.
nathan nomad
nathan nomad 15 soat oldin
Shows she has some class, he's an asshole! Can't believe these people are getting their knickers in a twist over a worthless greedy piece of shit like Bezos! Pitiful!
Bryan Piedramartel
Bryan Piedramartel 17 soat oldin
Just one more reason why not to get married.
Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson 20 soat oldin
Or today if you use prime. . . . I like her
Mr Analog
Mr Analog 22 soat oldin
He is the worst host.
Ryan DeGrave
Ryan DeGrave Kun oldin
You all need to stop using Amazon. I'm happy to say I've never used Amazon.
Attila Szabo
Attila Szabo Kun oldin
Thanos would be happy
Yusof Sarangani
Yusof Sarangani Kun oldin
divorce in america is harsh. lolz. 66 billion for a woman leaving you? whoever gets mckenzie next, he's one lucky wanker.
Joel Rosario
Joel Rosario Kun oldin
Parks and Rec really predicted the future though. Bobby Newport is president. Or maybe his dad. And now Gryzzl is really out here sending us gifts.
Max Meier
Max Meier Kun oldin
Fortunately amazon has a 25 years return policy.
don hezca
don hezca Kun oldin
The new girlfriend is a helicopter pilot and she hot so 66 billion for a hot girl. Not worth it.
Tech Stoa
Tech Stoa Kun oldin
Wait, she is accomplished. Does that mean in splitting the cash they will also bring her own earning on the table? This is the biggest scam ever!!
Rkhan Ahmed
Rkhan Ahmed Kun oldin
money cannot buy anything...
Shubham Shukla
Shubham Shukla Kun oldin
America doesn't needs to be great again... its already great ,because it has got Desi Lydic.
sir rom
sir rom Kun oldin
If it weren't for being buoyed by tptb, nobody would watch this humorless twit.
linux750
linux750 Kun oldin
Bill Burr's "epidemic of gold-digging whores" speech applies to this situation.
hasbro 151
hasbro 151 Kun oldin
And this is why rich men should not marry
Diogenes Casares
Why does she get 50%??? Why is everything from the old system that is adventageous for women still in place? Se need to fight for total equality
Cocoloca Nation
Cocoloca Nation Kun oldin
Facts, James Besos is not suffering. He gets what he deserves. Karma is a bitch and he finally got his...James became vain arrogant and selfish, once he became a billionaire and that's what took him down...no pity 4 him...
Cocoloca Nation
Cocoloca Nation Kun oldin
Mackenzie Besos will get 66 Billion dollars!!!! Omg!!!! I heard on the radio this morning on 96.7, that the best career move anyone can do is by marrying someone successful. Both if you can build together. I will say, I guess, Mackenzie is at home like, YIPPY YI YAH!!!! 🤗 she's richer than she was than when they met and got married.
Cocoloca Nation
Cocoloca Nation Kun oldin
She's a lucky girl!!!
JDub W
JDub W Kun oldin
If she is smart she'll take 30B, with a yearly pay out and Amazon stock options.
Escape Reality
Escape Reality Kun oldin
Why does the wife get half? What did she do?
Rich Small
Rich Small Kun oldin
She's cute!
Pasdar
Pasdar Kun oldin
Richest man in the world ? Never heard about Rothschildts ?
msfatbooty06
msfatbooty06 Kun oldin
You cant say Mackenzie Bezos wasnt shooting with Jeff in the gym. Sheeeeeeeet⛹🏻‍♀️⛹🏻‍♀️⛹🏻‍♀️⛹🏻‍♀️🏀🏀
Olav Langli
Olav Langli Kun oldin
So there is actually a gold digger law!!! And no one thinks this is insane??
Benjamin Keyser
Benjamin Keyser Kun oldin
business luis ck. that impression cracked me up.
Beware
Beware Kun oldin
what about the part where she is straight? sounds to me like a double standard. no it's not a joke because you haven't seen them do the same kind of jokes with gay ppl now have you?.
Sao Pooh
Sao Pooh Kun oldin
McKenzie, call me, first! You can't trust blondes. They are all golddiggers!
Sao Pooh
Sao Pooh Kun oldin
Cramer looks drunk or high....
Da Bronz
Da Bronz Kun oldin
Well here we go again.... she didn't do no shit but shes getting 66billion dollars...just because she has been there for 25 years doesn't mean she helped him built the business. Real people actually did not her. Pathetic people get married and don't do marriage with separation of property. $100 millions dollars should be ok for her.
Pointer Ryan
Pointer Ryan Kun oldin
Calling dips on her getting the bbc next
K. SharkyBot
K. SharkyBot Kun oldin
Where’s my free shit amazon.
Daywalker777r
Daywalker777r Kun oldin
JEFF SPEND IT ALL ON SPAM SHE CANT TAKE YO SHIT IF U SPEND IT ALL ON SPAM or LEND IT TO SOMEONE ELSE TO GIVE BACK TO YOU AFTER THE DIVORCE
Marchel Andersen
Marchel Andersen 2 kun oldin
it´s wierd that desi speaks not to trevor but the camera
Aggy Nigga
Aggy Nigga 2 kun oldin
I love desi..😍😍
Chelsea Anonymous
Chelsea Anonymous 2 kun oldin
So many ppl upset about the wife. She earned that money, yadda yadda. Take a chill pill y'all it's fucking Comedy Central... It's a JOKE. Ffs. Ppl get offended over everything anymore.
the king rayleigh
the king rayleigh 2 kun oldin
This is the most unfair thing I have ever seen in my life. What did u do to get over 60 billion dollars I married Jeff Bezos.
Chakeira Fox
Chakeira Fox 2 kun oldin
😒 Did they really try to imply that Mackenzie Bezos was a gold digger?
Juan Gutierrez
Juan Gutierrez 2 kun oldin
She's a gold digger that's why I choose Mgtow!!! Men Going Their Own Way - is a statement of self-ownership, where the modern man preserves and protects his own sovereignty above all else. It is the manifestation of one word: "No".
Ishan Razu
Ishan Razu 2 kun oldin
Lmfaoo
kishona69
kishona69 2 kun oldin
Jeff Bezos's ❌ Jeff Bezos' ✔️
Omega Zapruder
Omega Zapruder 2 kun oldin
Parks & Recreation. Gryzzl anyone?
Charles Richardson
Charles Richardson 2 kun oldin
He didn't earn it on his own. Half is hers if you read about it.
tienany bakayoko
tienany bakayoko 2 kun oldin
66 billion dollars holy Christmas nuts she will become the richest women in the world.
Michael Hansen
Michael Hansen 2 kun oldin
Always love Desi's spots!
Alex K.
Alex K. 2 kun oldin
If I were Jeff, I would just make her disappear.
Saul
Saul 2 kun oldin
Legal thievery. Jeff had to learn the hard way.
MrUnlimitedTorque
MrUnlimitedTorque 2 kun oldin
Why does she get all that money if Jeff made it?
_kayyella
_kayyella 2 kun oldin
Can you speak on the shutdown in Zimbabwe please!!!
E Money
E Money 2 kun oldin
That is some bullshit.. If shes an accomplished author, and studied at princeton, she should just have her own stuff. Marriage needs to automatically come with a prenuptial agreement...
Still Searching
Still Searching 2 kun oldin
I love spaghettios.
Pau Jay
Pau Jay 2 kun oldin
I'm hit that Desi watch out.
Virago Bxtch
Virago Bxtch 2 kun oldin
Making fun of someone with a tick is too low for you Trevor :( You're funnier than this! You don't need to resort to lazy comedy! Didn't we roast Trump for doing something similar to a reporter?
Carti Abel
Carti Abel 2 kun oldin
I wish both of them the very best
John Francis
John Francis 2 kun oldin
I guess Bill Gates is now the richest man again
Dakota Chenoa
Dakota Chenoa 2 kun oldin
hahahaha I just seen Desi's pitch to get the wife....I know thats right Desi!
Dakota Chenoa
Dakota Chenoa 2 kun oldin
I'm wondering how they are going to settle Amazon?! Is she going to run it or is he going to continue running it?
Nudge
Nudge 2 kun oldin
Wish I had ordered an RTX
devynchapman
devynchapman 2 kun oldin
you dont joke alot about anything but trump, wait is this a video without talking about trump, whoray
Will Wilson
Will Wilson 2 kun oldin
"business Louis CK" lmao
Monk Amani
Monk Amani 2 kun oldin
Route 66. Billions. That's the Highway I'd like roll. Heck, Route 0.1 has nice scenery from where I'm hitchhiking. Let's go America Hindsight 20/20
Monk Amani
Monk Amani 2 kun oldin
Route 66. Billions. That's the Highway I'd like roll. Heck, Route 0.1 has nice scenery from where I'm hitchhiking. Let's go America Hindsight 20/20
Mike
Mike 2 kun oldin
Another stupid hole who stayed with a guy until he got rich and then divorced him. Maybe hell isn't such a bad idea after all.
gk wise
gk wise 2 kun oldin
In Africa we say. That's whichcraft
Jemp Ski
Jemp Ski 2 kun oldin
Can't look at this fool the same after hearing how much money he makes to do a terrible job on the daily show. Sickening
kathleen bainbridge
Desi, sorry but I'M the future Mrs. MacKenzie Bezos. You're gonna have to beat me to seducing her.
michael amsz james
michael amsz james 2 kun oldin
I wonder what melania will get 6 Billion pesos? maybe or 1 year free hamberders
Johey Jonsson
Johey Jonsson 2 kun oldin
Oh great. Now I'll have to pay customs fees for stuff I didn't order. I do hope the Amazon samples are US only.
*OPTImystix* #21
*OPTImystix* #21 2 kun oldin
I'm sad they broke 25 years relationship . Seems like theres no meaning left in marriage now , everything is for money . But I have a question , if u don't want him now , why you want his money ????? 😬😬
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NicoleAlone:)
NicoleAlone:) 2 kun oldin
I like Desi
Culture Atika
Culture Atika 2 kun oldin
I think those analyst should have just jumped..
The Undaunted
The Undaunted 2 kun oldin
I would watch Ellen just to see Macenzie and Desi makeout ( for charity, of course ;) )
Nelson Araujo
Nelson Araujo 2 kun oldin
Fuck Bezos
Kato9Tailz OwKneeAune
THAT IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ALMOST 1/2 of the world a million dollars. NOW PUT ALL OF THESE LYING CHEATING IGNORANT FUCKERS BANK ACCOUNTS TOGETHER. NOW WHY IS THERE NO FREE HEALTH CARE, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC, ETC. GOLD TOILETS. ......ARE YOU GETTING THE CLUES YET, I HV WATCHED THIS COMING SINCE 13-14 yrs Old. HOMELESSNESS JUST IN CA HAS DOUBLED IN LAST 5 Yrs... SERIOUSLY, #WTF!? I hv been there and guess how many millionaires I met that got screwed, or pretend not to hv money. SEE MY CHANNEL. WHATEVS! WAKE THE FUCK UP AMERICA!!!! WORLD!!! 1% QUIT BEING GREEDY AND RETARDED.
Ulrick Destin
Ulrick Destin 3 kun oldin
She deserves 1/2 of everything he’s a rich fool shame too say after falling for that girl he’s a fool
Judith R
Judith R 3 kun oldin
Bad move for Jeff B. He'll regret divorcing MacKenzie and choosing this fake "b**bsy" manipulative and gold digger woman. This woman has no class at all. She knew that her friend whom she showed Bezos' text message would spread it by selling that sensitive, private msg from Bezos to the National Enquirer. Of course her friend got paid for that and probably had split the cash with her. OMG, that woman surely doesn't love Bezos but only loves his billions!
riptorn
riptorn 3 kun oldin
I doubt he'll just hand over some chick that astronomical amount of money.
Joe Cannabyte
Joe Cannabyte 3 kun oldin
Why the fuck is this bitch getting $69 billion? Did she help develop Amazon or was instrumental in him earning his fortune? (seriously, was she?), Bill Burr makes some good points about this. Fuck, a billion would be more than enough, absolutely nuts. Spreads her legs and stands by her man for 25 years and gets 69 billion, how many women or men would commit to that for that type of retirement package?
Brian Joyce
Brian Joyce 3 kun oldin
Just the tip 😂
Siki Dlanga
Siki Dlanga 3 kun oldin
I guess if there was any doubt, Desi has made it really clear how rich Trevor is haha. How cute was that laugh though.. they both have dimples. I can never get enough of Desi.
seal869
seal869 3 kun oldin
"accomplished author" lol. "Studied under X @ Princeton" extra lol.
Rtg Oxlv
Rtg Oxlv 3 kun oldin
Never get married dudes. Is not worth it
Akhil Bogabathina
Akhil Bogabathina 3 kun oldin
Bill Gates gets back his throne.
Karen M.
Karen M. 3 kun oldin
Married 25 years? She barely looks 30 while besos looks 50. Good for her, maybe she has a soul unlike her to be Ex
K Mejia
K Mejia 3 kun oldin
I love spaghetti O
Mustard Seed
Mustard Seed 3 kun oldin
Kramer has lost his swagger.
abcdefghij2009o
abcdefghij2009o 3 kun oldin
"Or today if you use Prime." lol cute.
Carlos Rodriguez
Carlos Rodriguez 3 kun oldin
he was DRUNK!!!!
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