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Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking
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I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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How to make these scones:
2 cups of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
Wangjangle those ingredients together
Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
Mix them in and go chunk hunting
Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
Or use one of these which is where I started:
www.yellowblissroad.com/lemon-blueberry-scones/
www.marthastewart.com/317388/blueberry-scones

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11-Iyl, 2018

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You Suck At Cooking
I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.
PowAndWow
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You Suck At Cooking *2/4* wot 1/2?
Cornelia Lopez
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As you sow, so shall you reap
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You Suck At Cooking
Cornelia Lopez
Cornelia Lopez 4 kun oldin
You Suck At Cook ingenuity I visited
Shan Koyas
Shan Koyas 5 soat oldin
how is no one commenting on how funny this is lol. Like fuck the actual cooking, he makes cooking videos funny.
Jesse Armes
Jesse Armes 6 soat oldin
I always re watch this video
Trevor Tammen
Trevor Tammen 7 soat oldin
Merican scone
Automatic Diaphragm
Automatic Diaphragm 7 soat oldin
The best episode since the french fry rap
Cormatron McPhee
Cormatron McPhee 22 soat oldin
Hey, pimblocto is alive
Partumiter
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If William Osman had a cooking channel
Wade Lee
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180720
Waez z.
Waez z. Kun oldin
Lamb tutorial pls pleb
Matt Austin
Matt Austin Kun oldin
It’s scone what fuck pronounces it scone
Bonnor Thecat
Bonnor Thecat Kun oldin
Scone rhymes with gone
Paper Biscuits
Paper Biscuits Kun oldin
At first I thought the thumbnail was a bunch of puppies sleeping on top of eachother
That guy
That guy Kun oldin
What happened to the onion?
Grayson Schick
Grayson Schick Kun oldin
Has he ever said oven I’ve only heard him say onion or undoe
Henry Scott
Henry Scott Kun oldin
...Who's WNC?
Lili Vernon
Lili Vernon Kun oldin
why was this like 20th on trending?
Jake Bushey
Jake Bushey Kun oldin
Please for the love of God, do not ever stop!!! I laugh until I cry every time. Carmel apples are my favorite ever, and even got my wife to laugh. Seen every episode! Wangjangle on my friend. I'm on my way to throw out my oven and put in my new undoe, starting at one hundoe.
You Suck At Cooking
<3 may you swiftly get to 4 hundo friend.
Sunny Yu
Sunny Yu Kun oldin
You want chunks of butter because it makes the bread crispy. That's why some recipe call for us to knife the butter in
Joe Nimens
Joe Nimens Kun oldin
Some of your best work ! Keep on wang-gangl-in !
Unused Tuber
Unused Tuber Kun oldin
I’m Scottish ;-; 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
MidnightCanvas
MidnightCanvas 2 kun oldin
Lasagne please?
Brighid Elizabeth
Brighid Elizabeth 2 kun oldin
Does anyone else think he sounds like Ryan from the office
Real Human
Real Human 2 kun oldin
Kinda. The tone is similar but his voice is deeper than Ryan's.
David Porowski
David Porowski 2 kun oldin
Like & Subscribe Truly appreciate your lead-in & exit humor regarding scones// LOL / too little salt & sugar (dark brown sugar). disguised as potatoes into Ireland?Really?
this one
this one 2 kun oldin
wow an upload
Josh Cornell
Josh Cornell 2 kun oldin
Maybe I do suck at *cooking*
eladisimo
eladisimo 2 kun oldin
17 shekels is about ratio 😃
Nickolas Zuliy
Nickolas Zuliy 2 kun oldin
making a croisscone and mixing up english and french baked goods is a criminal offence in the UK.
PowAndWow
PowAndWow 2 kun oldin
HILARIOUS
William Robertson
William Robertson 2 kun oldin
Been here since episode. 3! Still haven't subscribes. I miss pinblockto btw...
William Robertson
William Robertson 2 kun oldin
Disliked, instructions unclear. Added too much pepper pepper pepper.
Addie Lynne
Addie Lynne 2 kun oldin
but i care
Me Myself
Me Myself 2 kun oldin
I think he's actually getting good at cooking
endgame Executor
endgame Executor 2 kun oldin
Still waiting on that album to drop, my dude.
You Suck At Cooking
Won't be long now. 2 years tops.
Jeffrey Reichel
Jeffrey Reichel 2 kun oldin
Exfoliate that damn lemon!
Family of Geniuses
Family of Geniuses 2 kun oldin
that large knife handle is baller
TheBSpike
TheBSpike 2 kun oldin
I love...these scones. Just the diversity between the selection; the raspberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin, even, which is basically a fucking squash. How are you gonna make a scone out of freaking squash? It blows my mind! Oh, man!
Claudia Melo
Claudia Melo 3 kun oldin
Omfg seriously ur to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t think of a name
I am from Scotland and the way you pronounce it is scone hopefully this will help you on how to pronounce it I'm being sarcastic
Miss Abby
Miss Abby 3 kun oldin
I wish my culinary teachers were like you
Patrick Knowlton
Patrick Knowlton 3 kun oldin
I pronounce scone as scawn, everyone tells me I'm wrong.
Real Girl
Real Girl 3 kun oldin
Collab with Alex Ernst
Lil Stan
Lil Stan 3 kun oldin
Is pimblokto back yet? You said spring boi
RL da Vinci8
RL da Vinci8 3 kun oldin
Dude ur hilarious!
ArualBlack
ArualBlack 3 kun oldin
All my love to this guy and his vids 😊
comes around
comes around 3 kun oldin
You weren't good enough hahaha
Gilang Irawan
Gilang Irawan 3 kun oldin
i think u are MaximilianMus
Bitchy fish
Bitchy fish 3 kun oldin
I remember when you used to swear in your videos. Good ol days.
BryceBox
BryceBox 3 kun oldin
Why didn't I find this channel sooner?
My Blind Mamas Messy Kitchen
yum! I want to try to make these. And I absolutely love your directions LOL.
LaurenJean
LaurenJean 3 kun oldin
This is my first video of yours I’ve watched. At first, I was thinking “My god, who is the abhorrent person behind this monotone?” And four minutes in, I thought, “Wow, this guy is relatable AF.”
Jcc8t7
Jcc8t7 3 kun oldin
Your scagel looks like a scaping scutthole
John Jewell
John Jewell 3 kun oldin
In the written recipe, you added the salt, but you left out the both the lemon and the blueberries... You really do suck at cooking, don't you? LOL
John Jewell
John Jewell 3 kun oldin
LOL !!! Thanks for the recipe!
You Suck At Cooking
Well I definitely suck at recipe writing.
CrimsonCutlass
CrimsonCutlass 3 kun oldin
Did you just use your petite chef to chop butter?
Klaire Bare
Klaire Bare 3 kun oldin
❤️
Letticia Delgado
Letticia Delgado 3 kun oldin
Why do I feel like this is my brother cooking
Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja
Supa_Hidd3N_-Ninja 3 kun oldin
Do I need to wash my hands cause I just took a massive 💩
supernova gamer
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I'M HERE
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I feel like people are asking for YSAC to revive pimblockto
Joey BoXoRoX
Joey BoXoRoX 3 kun oldin
*You Suck At Videos!* No sub...👎
fortnite youtuber
fortnite youtuber 3 kun oldin
Hey you suck at cooking
Aaron Chen
Aaron Chen 3 kun oldin
Face reveal
Bad Kids Only
Bad Kids Only 3 kun oldin
My favorite scones are pumpkin spice scones or brown sugar cinnamony ones.
Nadiya HNF
Nadiya HNF 4 kun oldin
Man u r koooool !!!!! Love ur recipe
Cristina Sepe
Cristina Sepe 4 kun oldin
First time finding this channel. So happy lol this is great!
Rojo Limar
Rojo Limar 4 kun oldin
"Croiscone" killed me
Flaming_Gauntlet
Flaming_Gauntlet 4 kun oldin
Is it gif or jif
Metaforically Speaking
Used to be so funny once!
Manda Oberg
Manda Oberg 4 kun oldin
He said add "cream?" Whats that?
SAVU
SAVU 4 kun oldin
I messed up and cut on the parchment paper. I thought I was better. I was wrong.
Chloe
Chloe 4 kun oldin
Waaaaaaitttt a minute you just said pastries are illegal in Scotland yet they’re used as currency? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 that’s like buying Doritos with a gram of crystal meth
Chloe
Chloe 4 kun oldin
You Suck At Cooking i didn’t hear it properly I should probably stop smoking it
You Suck At Cooking
Pastries are illegal in Ireland not Scotland. Maybe don't comment when you're smoking crystal meth.
Dr Derp
Dr Derp 4 kun oldin
Don't let this video make you forget the fact that the USA failed to qualify for what seems to have been the best football World Cup so far.
TotallyMature
TotallyMature 4 kun oldin
The war isn't about the prononciation of scone. That would be _stupid_ It's about whether you put jam on first then the cream, or the cream on first then the jam. Do your research. Honestly.
TotallyMature
TotallyMature 3 kun oldin
exactly!! us brits only go to war over things that matter!!
You Suck At Cooking
Ah right, that make sense. It's similar to the war on when you add the tea bag; before or after the water. Another thing that makes zero difference.
neslef3
neslef3 4 kun oldin
i have made 4 batches of theses in the last 2 days. They're soooo good!
Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips 4 kun oldin
How do you make such amazing music?
Michael Pepin
Michael Pepin 4 kun oldin
Laughed 4 times in under 2 minutes lol. Very funny bro
Ada Veda
Ada Veda 4 kun oldin
Do you still need the eggs if you use one cup of cream?
36662 K
36662 K 4 kun oldin
Why is batsman making pies now ?
Kylee Conrad
Kylee Conrad 4 kun oldin
"Give them space to express themselves." I LoL-ed and snorted a bit.
Lifiea Chancelot
Lifiea Chancelot 4 kun oldin
actual cooking and baking tips?! WHAT IS THIS YSAC
Vincent Graves
Vincent Graves 4 kun oldin
Well it has cone in it so it is scone makes sense
Mary Griffiths
Mary Griffiths 4 kun oldin
I have been baking scones for over 35 years and this is the funniest scone related video I have ever seen.
Shade Cønøver
Shade Cønøver 4 kun oldin
A scuffin!? Stop being cute, stop it.
MS. Lillie
MS. Lillie 4 kun oldin
F@€k i found this entertaining. Not sure what todo next. Plus side making scoffins tomorrow
Shakera Thomas
Shakera Thomas 4 kun oldin
Hilarious definitely gotta new subscriber
Ducky
Ducky 4 kun oldin
Looks yummy
Mai Howell
Mai Howell 4 kun oldin
Subscribed.
Allen Norton
Allen Norton 4 kun oldin
who gives a fuck
Ollen Garcia
Ollen Garcia 4 kun oldin
I see that cutco product
zeek wolfe
zeek wolfe 4 kun oldin
Uh...about when are we supposed to laugh at the jokes?
Tracey L
Tracey L 4 kun oldin
*Im hungry Now*
BLUE MOON of KENTUCKY
First time ever watching a video here & I had no choice but to subscribe!! Love Scotland, love scones & this was just way too much fun to watch! Great recipe delivery!! Awesome video!!
KingJamesIII
KingJamesIII 4 kun oldin
The undoh is at 4hundo
Seth Willems
Seth Willems 4 kun oldin
Wtf not in my sub feed
MyLifeIsWeird
MyLifeIsWeird 4 kun oldin
Can I put in *2* cups of blueberries
You Suck At Cooking
Yes.
Damian DiFlorio
Damian DiFlorio 4 kun oldin
It's pronounced "scone," not "scone."
Zoe Lanter
Zoe Lanter 4 kun oldin
The song came directly for me wow
Tony Kim
Tony Kim 4 kun oldin
What's a good alternative to cream if I don't want to buy an entire carton?
the egg man
the egg man 4 kun oldin
a scone till you eat it then its scon
Speed Of Light
Speed Of Light 4 kun oldin
I want a face reveal
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