Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking
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I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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How to make these scones:
2 cups of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
Wangjangle those ingredients together
Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
Mix them in and go chunk hunting
Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
Or use one of these which is where I started:

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11-Iyl, 2018

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Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
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You Suck At Cooking
I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.
hanna o’bannon
will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?
Housefilm Productions
Well there’s no such thing as pepper pepper pepper in pastries😂
Derv Oy oldin
Soul Reaper ofc it can
tap123 SFM
tap123 SFM Oy oldin
Ysac r u a satanist
ST6 xheaven
ST6 xheaven Oy oldin
This is the fucking peak of humanity
Sarah Rommelfanger
Sarah Rommelfanger 21 soat oldin
"give them space to express themselves, because change is inevitable"
Sarah Rommelfanger
Sarah Rommelfanger 21 soat oldin
"cakey cookie bread bun rock croissant snack clumps"
Barry S
Barry S 3 kun oldin
I decided to search "pastries illegal in ireland" just for fun and ended up learning a lot about babies being stolen from Irish mothers for adoptive parents. Not so fun.
Dragon Raizer
Dragon Raizer 3 kun oldin
who followed this as a way to cook?i got bored
Ghastly Grinner
Ghastly Grinner 5 kun oldin
Wow you accidentally made a informational video
galactickat WITH LAZERS
Scones, in Ireland we call them... 1:40. 😐. we all know that scones are fancy potatoes with bow ties
Robert Hubbard
Robert Hubbard 8 kun oldin
Just in case anyone was wondering 17 shekels would be $4.76 BUT 4 dabloons would be $16
yVoNNe Kansas City
yVoNNe Kansas City 13 kun oldin
💋I just love your voice!
Uncultured Swine
Uncultured Swine 13 kun oldin
You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck Turtle power
George Theakston
George Theakston 16 kun oldin
YOU CAN TAKE MY COUNTRY BUT YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME CALL SCONE SCONES but you are definitely saying scones wrong Not to say that there is a right way but its definitely not your way
Tal Drevensek
Tal Drevensek 17 kun oldin
I cut them on the parchment paper and it worked great.
Reicela Berzina
Reicela Berzina 17 kun oldin
Im from Ireland and when he said the thing about the old crumbly potatoes i laughed XD
Steven Marshall
Steven Marshall 17 kun oldin
Gif is pronounced gif
Twitter Bird
Twitter Bird 19 kun oldin
Inan Endlessspaceflying
You're so creative and funny! 😀 really dough 😁
Kris Rose
Kris Rose 19 kun oldin
Ilias Kaddour
Ilias Kaddour 19 kun oldin
This guys fuckin great😂
RitaTheUnicorn 19 kun oldin
“Your wasting your life on the internet” How am I supposed to stop when this channel is funny as **ck Uncensor that please How am I supposed to stop when the channel is funny as heck Thank you.
Amakrotol 20 kun oldin
How do you like a video twice?
PRAM YTGaming 21 kun oldin
i dont give a fuck what u pronounce it... ohh u already pissed me of🤣🤣🤣
Kyle Lum
Kyle Lum 22 kun oldin
Why didn’t you forage for your food?
joseph kramer
joseph kramer 22 kun oldin
You should do a video on crepes. All other people who have done this are potatoes.
Calum Mackie
Calum Mackie 24 kun oldin
Everybody knows its scone not scone!
Galaxy Hoodie Guy
Galaxy Hoodie Guy 24 kun oldin
It's scone not scone! Gawrsh! I love the scone natural selection part, though, and your ending scone selection must have been a LOT of effort. Thanks so much for sharing your work!
gallade Warrior
gallade Warrior 24 kun oldin
I know this is a joke but I’m kinda p*ssed off (p.s I’m British if that helps)
William Malone
William Malone 25 kun oldin
A wise man once said 'Unos on 4 huno'
Yaya Lu
Yaya Lu 28 kun oldin
The ending was so *sniff* beautiful. The production values are off the charts! Best song yet.
Mr Awesome
Mr Awesome 29 kun oldin
How do you can cone? Scone.
aj munn
aj munn 29 kun oldin
Your scones song sounds like something off of a Unicorns track! Love it
Doodle Dino
Doodle Dino Oy oldin
Some of those were isosceles triangles -_-
I'll have whatever those rocks at the end were having. They just kept going!
Justin Y.
Justin Y. Oy oldin
Umm actually it is pronounced as scone.
Quinn Murphy-DeYoung
YSAC is how to basic with actual talent and a sense of humor
Clorox Bleach
Clorox Bleach Oy oldin
Get you a man that can make scones
RandomCat Oy oldin
Nice title considering England can’t cook scones
MegaSocky Oy oldin
Lineyyy 〈3
Lineyyy 〈3 Oy oldin
oh my god i love this!
catman12319 Oy oldin
If you say scone in that way that sounds like gone, then you're dead to me
Angel Oy oldin
Brb gonna make these 👋 Ok I'm waiting for them to bake Ok there done. They taste good 👍
You Suck At Cooking
Great :)
T his_is_aint_real
Imagination ambition is looking like a good Cook
BaconHair Oy oldin
In ma country we Call it Stone they are very hard
Twilight Spire
I say it like scones
Zak Kauffman
Zak Kauffman Oy oldin
Thank you
Mattijs Oy oldin
I would buy an ondos on 4hondos shirt
Samuel Paniagua
Are you related to binging with Babish? Or was the colab just a way for y'all to get more viewers??
Shawn Woods
Shawn Woods Oy oldin
You are not funny, just cook the recipe!
Urwrstnightmare :3
Someone needs to do a swan shaped scone tutorial.
alma wellingston
a scornucopia ? lol what the fuck is my life
Lorie Martin
Lorie Martin Oy oldin
Basic baking cement 🤣🤣🤣
A R Oy oldin
"watch with your eyes not with your ears" HAHAHAHAHAHA
That Guy
That Guy Oy oldin
Who ever created that music slap ad please go fucking die slow
Tanner Johnson
Chunk Hunter should be my new handle.
Olliepance Oy oldin
You missed your opportunity to make a "like a rolling scone" pun.
Lydia tea
Lydia tea Oy oldin
This is like the original soul of what UZvid used to be before videos got monetized and became a business. Random shit. Funny random shit. Funny random original shit.
Crea Oy oldin
Scoohn not scon
E.M. L.
E.M. L. Oy oldin
lmao 😂 this is too funny.
moriya2k2 Oy oldin
Is there a healthier substitute to butter?
Paloma Link
Paloma Link Oy oldin
What’s the conversion of Schrute bucks to scones?
W A Oy oldin
All I could see was the un-mopped water on the wooden cutting board
Jun Jun
Jun Jun Oy oldin
Hilarious lol omg... would sub but im vegan
Fakeblood Gaming
The next how to basic.
Cris KP
Cris KP Oy oldin
I love you
Joe’s UFO’s
That last scene rocked!
Ronny Oy oldin
Does anyone else think he’s not funny but still good at cooking?
EggmanJankins Oy oldin
“Peter knife hands”
Mikey P
Mikey P Oy oldin
And a like
Mikey P
Mikey P Oy oldin
Earned a sub from me 💪
Khala Harvey
Khala Harvey Oy oldin
This is hilarious 😂
hollyken3 Oy oldin
Snack clumps
hackettliem Oy oldin
Thanks for the recipe I think I’ll baking some stones today
Shilow Dawn
Shilow Dawn Oy oldin
All inclusive huh? Sorry Mel, I want butter and honey or jelly on there.
Emma Bea
Emma Bea Oy oldin
I will fight on...Scones are pronounced Scones NOT Scons
Elijah H
Elijah H Oy oldin
2:21 I don't actually think I've heard YSaC laugh before now
Finley Colleran
It's scone not scone
Thank you ysac you have solved the scone war
Rachael Escober
You made my daughter so sad, she said she needed to go drink some milk.
petition to make this video a national treasure
Robin Mendzies
It's pronounced 'Skoon'
BlueBird Oy oldin
best. channel. EVER
Bradley Shipton
Make another video you lazy bitch
Chris Che-Hung Huang
It's delicious, and easy to make. Thanks!
Absolute meme
Absolute meme Oy oldin
As a Scottish man I can safely say scones are definitely our currency
ψ thє σnє  lσѕєr nαmєd єrιn ψ
ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪғ ɪ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs?
butterychain7 8
He’s a improved how to basic
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Derp Gaming
Derp Gaming Oy oldin
Make a finding Pimblockdo mini series
ChrisgammaDE Oy oldin
I'm surprised he didn't say cum at least once...
SweetBlush Oy oldin
Eating these are a great way to choke yourself, I nearly died one time eating one of these with no fluid.
Vanna_ C
Vanna_ C Oy oldin
Let's start a petition for justice for Devon, who's with me?
duck . jpg
duck . jpg Oy oldin
Where is the egg series 5? It’s been nearly 2 years
A H Oy oldin
Brad Oy oldin
did pimblockto thaw out yet?
Neko Rem
Neko Rem Oy oldin
I’m scared, can I actually make these? I really want to😅
It’s Jojo
It’s Jojo Oy oldin
So 1 scone is approximately 4.25 dollars (converting shekels (Israeli currency) to dollars The more you know hehe
It’s Jojo
It’s Jojo Oy oldin
Halo meeeeeeee
It’s Jojo
It’s Jojo Oy oldin
Please like!
Jeffrey Z
Jeffrey Z Oy oldin
I made these today, and they were awesome. A couple things I would change are the cooking time. I needed around 25ish minutes until the insides were cooked. Also, depending on your tastes, i would recommend 2 tablespoons of lemon zest and 6 tablespoons of sugar, these weren't really sweet.
Beth Bagel
Beth Bagel Oy oldin
You can also have plain butter scone and cheesy scone. I am so Scottish my mam's surname is McBeath
lucario Covaleski
When are you going to upload another video
bLuE_Ar_Yt Oy oldin
wow, this is probably the first UZvid show i actually like.
blue fire
blue fire Oy oldin