Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

You Suck At Cooking
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I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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How to make these scones:
2 cups of all purpose flour
3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
1 tablespoon of baking powder
A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
Wangjangle those ingredients together
Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
Mix them in and go chunk hunting
Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.
They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.
Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.
Or use one of these which is where I started:

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11-Iyl, 2018

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You Suck At Cooking
I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.
Jordan Hodder
Jordan Hodder Oy oldin
Dude I swear this is the Cheese Board's recipe from Berkeley. I used to make it all the time as a kid.
save internet
save internet Oy oldin
You fucking sconer
Blue like You
Blue like You 2 oy oldin
If anyones actually trying to cook straight from your instructions they deserve it lol
Samtsa 4 oy oldin
hanna o’bannon
hanna o’bannon 6 oy oldin
will 4/8 of a coffee spoon work?
Mel Thom
Mel Thom 11 soat oldin
I finally figured out a Scottish scone is the same as an American biscuit, except biscuits don't usually have sugar in them. Fun fact: the easiest biscuit recipe is, take some cream and some self-rising flour and mix them to the consistency that you prefer, and bake them. These are awesome. You'd be amazed.
alohathaxted 6 kun oldin
Dek Gaming
Dek Gaming 7 kun oldin
Hrrmmmm I'll just roll a rock, that's a great outro idea
Sneaky Bunny
Sneaky Bunny 7 kun oldin
Clotted cream and jam on a scone is heaven. Perfect brunch while curled up in bed on a rainy day.
The Butera brat Grande
I have no clue why I went here
Autumn T.
Autumn T. 9 kun oldin
I appreciate this type of humor
Amani Abdishakur
Amani Abdishakur 10 kun oldin
I’m from England *puts on armor * Scooooooooooone
owijusthurtmytoe 12 kun oldin
I think we're all in love with this man despite never having seen his face
Lauren Animates
Lauren Animates 13 kun oldin
Actually, you lift the little bits at the bottom with a feather, and keep it in a special place forever.
Lumynox 15 kun oldin
My friend actually made these!!! They were so goooood!!
Abigail Lee
Abigail Lee 16 kun oldin
RIP crumbles
Donylyn Knives
Donylyn Knives 18 kun oldin
*KWAH* - Scone.
Elena Elizabeth
Elena Elizabeth 19 kun oldin
You sound like Harvey Specter
Mollie Quail
Mollie Quail 19 kun oldin
3:22 I think you mean legal tender
Sierra Long
Sierra Long 20 kun oldin
British style scones… in the US, we call those biscuits, and it’s popular to smother them in sausage gravy.
Maddox Barretto
Maddox Barretto 21 kun oldin
Give me my stone I meant scone
Bella Hoots
Bella Hoots 22 kun oldin
Bro I love Gregg
rick szabo
rick szabo 22 kun oldin
Fun Fact,if you made about 90 more cuts to your dough , the 91 st would split the atom.
PHOTON 23 kun oldin
Peter Sadler
Peter Sadler 24 kun oldin
is it bad that, as a british person, i looked at the rocks at the beginning and my brain went "yup yum"
Mr. Voley
Mr. Voley 24 kun oldin
3:15 is that god
Bark Cookie
Bark Cookie 24 kun oldin
i pronounce it Yanny.I mean Laurel
Q C 24 kun oldin
Dang. I'm actually gonna make this.
Chey Lee
Chey Lee 26 kun oldin
heavy cream.. light cream?? WHAT KINDA CREAM
caroline 26 kun oldin
I lost my shit at “croiscont”
hary 11111
hary 11111 28 kun oldin
Its scon not scoonee. Its also cream then jam for anybody wondering
TheXug 28 kun oldin
This channel is just shottysteve with food
Arwa Hadid
Arwa Hadid Oy oldin
I hope this isnt one of Greg's recipes because I changed the blueberries to raspberries
You Suck At Cooking
Playing with fire.
The Blorp
The Blorp Oy oldin
You can always use your hands to mix the butter if you don't mind the scones taste like fingers.
Ben Biggs
Ben Biggs Oy oldin
Paboo22 Oy oldin
I'm offended. It's an isosceles. you said it was a SCALENE
I actually cooked these! They’re good but I was to light with the sugar and salt so they’re a little bland but I just put some sugar on top of them and everything was good
kaci Stephens
kaci Stephens Oy oldin
I just found this channel and I am now addicted.
InsaneBird Oy oldin
scone rhymes with tone.
Cars, PlastiDip, and Humor 7
Could you make some Lemon Bars?
Shereen Ummer
Shereen Ummer Oy oldin
I wish you break/cut the scones so that we can see the inside..Not sure if its supposed to look like a cookie/cake etc. Thanks for all the videos. They are awesome!
Oh Yeah Yeah
Oh Yeah Yeah Oy oldin
So I followed the recipe and these are actually bomb as fuck
Carol Reid
Carol Reid Oy oldin
Loquatiously elitious. Sorry D dropped off.?? So can you suggest ways to cook these without a stove, and using an awesome hot plate or questionably leaky microwave.? Thanks, From an initiated.
parthanon 279486
the difference is that the American scone is an abomination
Beau Williamson
Thomas M Højvælde
Sheena Marie Wolinski
This is hilariously awesome!
Ya Boi
Ya Boi Oy oldin
As an Irish person I can confirm that pastries are illegal here
Alexisasheep Oy oldin
Or just use your hands
RainAngel111 Oy oldin
Expected a funny video, found a actually good guide to making scones
Hyphenated Games
I wonder if the baking powder works on me. All of my friends say that I am hot and wet...
joey mann
joey mann Oy oldin
are you going to finish that quascone?
Reuben Parchment-Morrison
its pronounced Scun btw
Anson Mansfield
That's an eastern scone though, western scones are made from deep-fried yeasted dough not baked pastry dough.
I've always wanted to make scones!! I'm going to try this. Wish me luck with the wangjangler!
You Suck At Cooking
Good luck with the wangjangler.
zw0lfb4um Oy oldin
2:07 Tip: if you don't want use makeshift Wolverine claws to mix in the butter, just use your hands to rub them into 'breadcrumbs' Although the Wolverine claws do look cool
TommyZ DoesStuff
Cook off between you and babish. Book it vince
Jack Smile666
Jack Smile666 Oy oldin
"They're not cookies sigint"
Alib B
Alib B Oy oldin
As a Scotsman I can say all of these facts are true
Alib B
Alib B Oy oldin
It's a scone you wee cunt
sapphictea Oy oldin
How long do these keep for?
Bring back 2013
its pronounced scone
was the Peter knife hands a joke of Edward scissorhands?
Aonoiomoe Oy oldin
Au revoir mon amie cest un bon video
Crystylon Oy oldin
you actually kept carrying and rolling a small boulder just for the outro u strong
Fried Noodles
Fried Noodles Oy oldin
5:31 rocks rolling.
Vetoo Oy oldin
If you make this without lemon is it still good? Im way to lazy to go out and buy lemons
allmyself666 Oy oldin
your intro description of scones pissed me off more then I thought it could.
Erin Keiller
Erin Keiller Oy oldin
its doubloon not dabloon how dare thee thank you goodbye
Erin Keiller
Erin Keiller Oy oldin
One person in my class says scone as sc-OH-n as in with an Oh not an O and everyone else thinks he is absolutely bonkers
Really? Why do people allways pronounce it wrong as scone? Its called stones. Also, i find them by the road. People throw away stone crumbles on the side of the road. Try some.
ben cormier
ben cormier Oy oldin
What percentage of cream?
Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi
You are actually meant to use to knifes
Lil Poopoo
Lil Poopoo Oy oldin
As a citizen of Derbyshire County, I can report back that British scones are *amazing*
Joyce Fuller
Joyce Fuller Oy oldin
These are real recipes people .. just it's being made into a joke 👏
Yo! Mix some powdered sugar and lemon juice to make scone glaze! (Ridiculously good!)
Mag Oy oldin
Is it possible to make these with blackberries, or do they have too much liquid?
Nexo Saix
Nexo Saix Oy oldin
Jelly Splash
Jelly Splash Oy oldin
im scottish and im a scone person
Broken Heart
Broken Heart Oy oldin
this look realy good
Jacob Echelberry
He sounds like daily dose of internet
soleá guedes
soleá guedes Oy oldin
how about using greek yogurt instead of cream?
wait you need the lemon skin? NANI *oof* -oof- _oof_
Sameen Shaw
Sameen Shaw 2 oy oldin
Yeruham the Deep-Fried Goldfish
The rolling scones
Lorie Carpenter
Lorie Carpenter 2 oy oldin
i was in target, and a google commercial on the tvs in the electronic section played one of your videos for a bit??? or someone stole your cutting board. one or the other
Captain Nomekop
Captain Nomekop 2 oy oldin
More like glueberry scones am I right?
Chloe Bell
Chloe Bell 2 oy oldin
How to basic better younger brother
Atticus Productions
English Scones are actually a lot better in my opinion
Charles Dobat
Charles Dobat 2 oy oldin
Au revoir is pronounced, oh vwah
Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown 2 oy oldin
Look dude, I don't know who you are, but thank you. You've brightened my day.
Dragon Master
Dragon Master 2 oy oldin
You know, the only difference between English scones and American Scones, is that Americans like blueberries in their scones as well as zest fruits, while English scones usually have cherries and some forum of cream. And English scones are better!
maria jose ortega
Novislav Đajić
Novislav Đajić 2 oy oldin
Daddy_ Long_leggs
Artificial Motion
I'm from Scotland and I can happily say this is all true
Gopnik Mcblyat
Gopnik Mcblyat 2 oy oldin
Streuselkuchen lecker
Lola Peet
Lola Peet 2 oy oldin
I don't know if it's the English way of making scones but my family has always poured a can of lemonade into scone mix?? No idea why.
Weslyn Kimbler
Weslyn Kimbler 2 oy oldin
Click Read more Read more what an epic funny
Mop Sop
Mop Sop 2 oy oldin
That's a big lemon 2:36
Baking a Lemon
Baking a Lemon 2 oy oldin
The rolling scones
Grac Hagga
Grac Hagga 2 oy oldin
Clearly it's pronounced "sconce," idiots.
Fredrik Åfeldt
Fredrik Åfeldt 2 oy oldin
I'm SO triggered every time I hear or read the word "cup" as a measurment. How the FUCK can that be a thing?! I have 12 different cups in my kitchen. They come in about 5 different sizes. I mean, I realize that there must be some type of "standard cup", but still. Call it something else then. Anything. How about "bloinkysmork"? "One bloinkysmork of butter" sounds so much more precise than "Duuuuuhhh... take like a cup of that, and a bit of this, and a size of those" Damn muricans..... Great channel btw, I absolutely love you!
Skinny Toothpick
Skinny Toothpick 2 oy oldin
I actually made these And they were the best
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