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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Sometimes it's nice to check in on the news stories that won't make it into Billy Joel's 'We Didn't Start the Fire: 2010s Edition.'
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

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s21972012145525
s21972012145525 Kun oldin
Nice move SA...Islam granted divorce to women in a beneficial way, even though it is highly not recommended. Just making a food out of an issue that Islam actual did good things on
Hcdoitsu Smith
Hcdoitsu Smith 2 kun oldin
A red letter day for Saudi women. Here it's a joke. And it was a good joke too. But how much and what did they have to do to get it? That's the story.
C-Wow
C-Wow 2 kun oldin
I've flown frontier before. They were chill. I'd do it again.
Cheryl Mendenhall
Cheryl Mendenhall 2 kun oldin
Thanks for the laughs!! 😂😂
RandomAccessMisery
RandomAccessMisery 2 kun oldin
5:24 this smells like capitalism
MG Wray
MG Wray 2 kun oldin
@ 1:50. That is a very graphic graphic.
Jonathon Ausburn
Jonathon Ausburn 2 kun oldin
Meanwhile...if you disliked this LS clip, your sense of humor is probably comparable to a week old dog turd
Kenneth Geisler
Kenneth Geisler 2 kun oldin
How cartels will laugh at the wall. The Zapata Flyboard Air Designed to be flown without pilot training.
digitaldj44
digitaldj44 3 kun oldin
How did I end up on this leftist crap? Bye!
GarlicIsGood
GarlicIsGood 3 kun oldin
Trump 2020
Surgeon Vault
Surgeon Vault 3 kun oldin
loser
schrodingers cat
schrodingers cat 3 kun oldin
Jake Tapper is completely safe. Wolf only thirst for the blood of innocents.
Flajelo
Flajelo 3 kun oldin
why American movies don't have native Americans on them?
Fake name Fake name
I’m confused
corbeau
corbeau 3 kun oldin
moon moon
LIES IN THE SKIES
LIES IN THE SKIES 3 kun oldin
#MAGAIN2020
Surgeon Vault
Surgeon Vault 3 kun oldin
virgin
Ace Marshall
Ace Marshall 3 kun oldin
Hey S.C. does your Mom still lead you around by your right ear?
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin 3 kun oldin
I used to think cats always liked getting petted, all my cats were extra cuddly and loved getting pet. Meet my new cat, she is like all the cat horror stories combined. Even the art thing happens, my mom is a painter, I have to cover all the walls in my room cause she likes to scratch them. Especially the wall next to the scratching post, and it’s only ever at night and only when I’m laying down to fall asleep. She doesn’t drink from water bowls they are beneath her, she only drinks from the bathroom sink, and you have to let her drink until she says no more or else she will go after your walls more aggressively. You can’t pet her when she’s on you cause she will give you the death stare of doom. She only wants you to pet her in the mornings and only for about 10 seconds. She will sleep on you at night only if you are laying straight out on your back. If you wake her at anytime during the night she will scratch your walls. During the day she will scratch the glass of your cabinet and the doors make loud banging noises. She has 2 litter boxes one for poo one for pee, she will only poo at the entrance of the one box. She will only have one kind of food, any other and she will starve. She must have her food twice a day at 3AM and 3PM, before or after will not be excepted. She must eat before my other cat. Wrappers are the only toy she will except, without one she will find one by going in the trash bin. Boxes are beneath her. I can go back to bed at 3AM but must be out by 5 or else. I am her owner of choice, any other human will be promptly be put in their place by well timed hisses.
Abdulla Rifai
Abdulla Rifai 3 kun oldin
How many likes can this 🥚 get?
Barbara Brinkmeyer
Barbara Brinkmeyer 3 kun oldin
Meanwhile. My thoughts precisely!
Ty Cobb
Ty Cobb 3 kun oldin
Steven is funny if you can get him off Trump talk
Mike Coffin
Mike Coffin 3 kun oldin
Nice insurance scam on the painting.
mlzanercik
mlzanercik 3 kun oldin
(The Holy Spirit explained in the book of John): ***The Holy spirit is the third person of the Godhead who exercise the power of the Father and the Son in creation and redemption. Because the Holy Spirit is the power by which believers come to Christ and see with new eyes of faith, He is closer to us than we are to ourselves. Like the eyes of the body through which we see physical things, He is seldom in focus to be seen directly because He is the one through whom all else is seen in a new light. This explains why the relationship of the Father and the Son is more prominent in the Gospels, because it is through the eyes of the Holy Spirit that the Father-Son relationship is viewed. ***The Holy Spirit appears in the Gospel of John as the power by which Christians are brought to faith and helped to understand their walk with God: He brings a person to new birth: "That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit" (John 3:6); "It is the Spirit who gives life" (John 6:63); The Holy Spirit is the Paraclete, or Helper, whom Jesus promised to the disciples after His ascension. The Trinity of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are unified in ministering to believers (John 14:16)
Son of Jah
Son of Jah 3 kun oldin
He is coming..does He know you?
MajinCH33CKC14PPER
MajinCH33CKC14PPER 3 kun oldin
Stephan nearly lost his shit on the meanwhile segment
Mizu Astrum
Mizu Astrum 3 kun oldin
Meanwhile, Madison is grappling with the fact that not ev'ry issue can be settled by Committee.
Aura Wolf
Aura Wolf 3 kun oldin
🐺
Afron Prime
Afron Prime 3 kun oldin
Did he say MILF Ford. I did not know Ford and a mini van called that. 1:08
Nilda Suarez
Nilda Suarez 3 kun oldin
Padre Sergio Rezo por Ud. Desde La Paz___ Entre Rios____ Rca.__Argentina
John Millard
John Millard 3 kun oldin
Repent, believe in The Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.
Taylor the kid Thompson
Your not funny (Insert fake laugh so people I am)
Actiontech
Actiontech 3 kun oldin
Jack tapper is a cocksucker
TranceF0rm
TranceF0rm 3 kun oldin
He don't want em
Boisey
Boisey 3 kun oldin
Came immediately to the comments for all the folks who remembered the first time Flight Attention happened. I was hoping it would be as funny this time around as well.
D R
D R 3 kun oldin
Oh goodie; is this a segment where everything is taken out of contex, or just blatantly distorted, so we can all feel morally superior to something or body else? I haven't watched it; I'm just guessing.
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The man your Mom warned you about
Anyone else just hear of Frontier Airlines?
ausernamegoeshere
ausernamegoeshere 3 kun oldin
so i guess we are just supposed to ignore the blood libel
artofnick
artofnick 3 kun oldin
That was a beautiful Maya mash array animation at the beginning. Looking at you vfx editor for Late Show!
Peggy Jenkinson
Peggy Jenkinson 4 kun oldin
No Way. I took a United flight from San Diego to Washington DC and ALL we got was a crunchy cookie. Long Flight 7 am.... I can do better at 7-11.
Kronos92
Kronos92 4 kun oldin
Trump 2020! MAGA!
jmlkinc
jmlkinc 4 kun oldin
"Come on Allen"
Matt Allen
Matt Allen 4 kun oldin
Colbert is funny when’s not talking politics
Earl Green
Earl Green 4 kun oldin
DISCIPLE TO APOSTLE Matthew 10:1-10 After a long time of internship, mentoring, and training, as it were, in preparation for what would come next, JESUS’ disciples became apostles. A disciple is one who follows, an apostle is one who is sent out. One is a student the other is a teacher, the first is a follower the other a leader, one follows the Master the other leads others to the Master - JESUS. But note here that even though we move from following to leading this transition is only a state of Holy Ghost maturity and not the student becoming the Master, because we always follow JESUS; we cannot outgrow GOD! Are you ready?
craig storey
craig storey 4 kun oldin
That was funny but now it's time for you to tell me how to "think" through the medium of "comedy".
Tevzzy
Tevzzy 4 kun oldin
Literally sounds like a furry saying
Bthsr71
Bthsr71 4 kun oldin
That cat is so typically cat. You have to watch them. I wouldn't let mine anywhere near a priceless painting. I am very concerned by the fact that an airline has set a tip precedent, given that a lot of places get away with paying people less because average tip rates are assumed.
Jacob Parsons
Jacob Parsons 4 kun oldin
Jokks
Alban JashAri
Alban JashAri 4 kun oldin
3:14 interesting
lyn arsBellica
lyn arsBellica 4 kun oldin
Never build a fire in your boat. You should drill a well.
hairoftehdog
hairoftehdog 4 kun oldin
Painfully unfunny.
LV223
LV223 4 kun oldin
They recalled condoms oh boy... that company should comp everybody a free Plan B prescription.
Ryan Jonas
Ryan Jonas 4 kun oldin
Meanwhile.... The CIA is running a child trafficking ring. The information was released by anonymous. But you dont hear about it, mostly because of all the talk about building the wall. They hide all they can, and try to get you to not pay attention to what they are doing behind the scenes. Open your eye sheeple!
Juan Pablo Star
Juan Pablo Star 4 kun oldin
There’s a boot in my snake
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR 4 kun oldin
Secret divorces? 🤔
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance 4 kun oldin
Hello, Humans. The Riddler: Oh, there's more. But only the first one's free. Here's the bargain: you will help me steal production capital, so I can put a Box on every TV in town. So I can become Gotham's cleverest carbon-based life-form! And in return... is everybody paying attention? I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all... the mother of all riddles: "Who is Batman?" ~The Riddler(Batman Forever) TERRANCE OUT
Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis 4 kun oldin
i miss the Colbert report he sucks on the late show its not working for him i miss the old funny Colbert :(
Eponine Reads
Eponine Reads 4 kun oldin
theory about the cat. The restorer probably did it and blamed it on the cat. "The cat ate my homework" defense.
Virginia Addis
Virginia Addis 4 kun oldin
Etc what ta f ... Super Blood Wolf moon howl howl....
asela priyanga
asela priyanga 4 kun oldin
Watching from UAE 🇦🇪 !
OrionoftheStar
OrionoftheStar 4 kun oldin
United Airlines will soon be expanding its services so they can sucker punch doctors as soon as they purchase a ticket, freeing up a seat in their plane for other passengers.
Rob Brockett
Rob Brockett 4 kun oldin
This routine is absolutely fantastic.
Chad Rudiaschy
Chad Rudiaschy 4 kun oldin
That musician in the background chiming in sounds less like a hype man enhancing the humor and more like they gave a random audience member a lavalier mic. It's terrible.
donmymicpleaseaplaud
Still waiting for the super crip wolf moon♿️♿️
lionslicer 3
lionslicer 3 4 kun oldin
Gfys
SUiCiDAL MAN
SUiCiDAL MAN 4 kun oldin
Saudi Amerikkka doesn't have an official constitution.
Jim Huang
Jim Huang 4 kun oldin
Refreshing to see a segment that doesn't have the word "Trump" in it.
nickrich56
nickrich56 4 kun oldin
Meanwhile ... billions stripped from US economy by ripple effects of unpaid government workers
D D.
D D. 4 kun oldin
Nice the Dummy Craps are on vacation in Puerto Rico. One nice swift smooth sweep on the Cabal Deep State. They are gonna need a bigger boat 😂. A nice big beautiful FEMA prison boat 😂. Kinda like GHWB funeral and Global Awards? 😂👺🔫
playerkingawesome
playerkingawesome 4 kun oldin
"Come on, Alan".
Ryan Finkbiner
Ryan Finkbiner 4 kun oldin
I nearly drown in my own tea at the Durex part. LOL Return to to the place of purchase....LOL
Eli In The Sky
Eli In The Sky 4 kun oldin
Watching from my glass tipi
WalrusAF Af
WalrusAF Af 4 kun oldin
I can’t be their on the super blood wolf moon. I’ll turn
Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden 4 kun oldin
Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.
Fee Mac
Fee Mac 4 kun oldin
The Blood moon is a Sign of GOD to let the World kno that JESUS The KING is VERY close to coming to get The Real Christians to take them home We call it THE RAPTURE! MEANWHILE get ur Lives right with God and don’t get LEFT BEHIND!
András Agócs
András Agócs 4 kun oldin
So I can't take a photo of a painting in a museum, even if the flash is off, for "safety and preservation reasons", but your cat can wander around freely in your workshop where you restore said paintings? Seems legit, sounds professional.
Warrior Norman
Warrior Norman 4 kun oldin
I can't stand y'all Yankee liberals
Andrew Gerety
Andrew Gerety 4 kun oldin
OK so I just clicked on this video and my prediction is that it is trumps fault because orange man bad
Рина Зеленая
USA go home from Ukraine
Jay
Jay 4 kun oldin
Is this supposed to be funny?
Twoofer Derper
Twoofer Derper 4 kun oldin
Cant the token black stop trying to interject every 2 mins?
Jorith Zwaan
Jorith Zwaan 4 kun oldin
How to have fun on a frontier flight: Promise one flight attendant 100 bucks tip, loudly.
Michael Meikle
Michael Meikle 4 kun oldin
Dude, a United Cookbook would actually be really cool. Their first class meals are pretty awesome. The buffalo mac and cheese they serve was stellar.
reid ob
reid ob 4 kun oldin
wow when steve isn't talking trump hes actually boring
Sean R
Sean R 4 kun oldin
"the dog ate my homework?"
H.G. Commons
H.G. Commons 4 kun oldin
#UZvidHasAWeirdObsessionWithMakingMumkeyJonesSad
Darren Young
Darren Young 4 kun oldin
Once, I saw a cockroach in a grapefruit. It was a bit hot.
Daphne Alvarado
Daphne Alvarado 4 kun oldin
Blue corn moon
humbug swangkerton
humbug swangkerton 4 kun oldin
my god jean baptiste is desperate for attention, plz man just shut up with your lame side/repeat comments
H Almousli
H Almousli 4 kun oldin
Wow without trump jokes your show sucks
Tito Tim's Videos
Tito Tim's Videos 4 kun oldin
Does anyone honestly care about the Oscar's anymore? ... or ever? Not only do they not need a host, they don't need to televise it.
Nestor Gonzalez
Nestor Gonzalez 4 kun oldin
Lol
tootz1950
tootz1950 4 kun oldin
I've seen those paintings...I'm on the cat's side. And I've been allotted one cookie? Whose been stealing my one cookie?
russell zauner
russell zauner 4 kun oldin
Jake Tapper isn't innocent. hahahaha
Eric Zetterlund
Eric Zetterlund 4 kun oldin
Colbert, you haven't covered the news since you left CC.
jerry M
jerry M 4 kun oldin
Trump supporters are claiming that Obama and Biden were presented with some racist presentation, globalist, they claim, and Biden actually said all people of a certain race should be " bred " out of existence. Obama supposedly had joe's arm on his shoulder- and nodded in agreement! Pulleeez! People with light skintone- bred out of existing? Whatever! Then, these Trump supporters claimed actual " abolish blackness" courses- actually " abolish whiteness", ( like one race is ok) courses are being offered in 🇺🇸 universities!. Even the left are not so stupid to support this. If these are facts- war awaits
Christina K’sChinHair
My dad said if I get 2,000 subs he won’t put my dog to sleep
GiveMeTruth
GiveMeTruth 5 kun oldin
Any idea the average iq of your viewers
Taka
Taka 5 kun oldin
God i hate late night TV shows now..
Keyingisi
Fahrenheit 11 ⁄9
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