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William Maurice
William Maurice 16 soat oldin
How is Delta still in business?
James Hubbell
James Hubbell Kun oldin
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
Pegasus
Pegasus Kun oldin
Do not feel obligated to the British enterprise. The British plundered and murdered nearly a quarter of the world for their own profit, let's not pass it off as the age of enlightenment?
Ivone de Figueiredo
Pointillism! Good one.
James Smithe
James Smithe 2 kun oldin
So when CBS blanks out his finger, do they think no one can figure out what he's doing?
hawkeye5955
hawkeye5955 2 kun oldin
From airborne sexual harassment to a sausage themed hotel in Germany. lol
Mark Dowse
Mark Dowse 2 kun oldin
First World problems............
Cheers Queers
Cheers Queers 2 kun oldin
Killing it with the accents in this video😂😂
COLOURED LIONESS
COLOURED LIONESS 2 kun oldin
Dont you just Love him?!?!? 😍😘
Em Boy
Em Boy 3 kun oldin
She's an old wrinkled funky white honky or should I say cave-dwelling caviar eating cracker
junglechick13
junglechick13 3 kun oldin
I'm not sure who's more funny, Stephens' writers or you punsters in the comment section!
Caf3in3
Caf3in3 3 kun oldin
she's still alive ? she was old when i was a child and im 40
superhavi
superhavi 3 kun oldin
4:30 I know he said "Knackwurst" but I understood "Nacktwurst" (nude sausage). Well, I really don't want to pet your nude sausage!
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 3 kun oldin
Combine the Sausage Hotel concept with the Airline hookup concept and see where that story goes....
Dana Bennett
Dana Bennett 3 kun oldin
That so-called picture of Jean-Michel Basquiat? He died at age 28 (not 54!!!) in 1988!!! Geez, Stephen, wake up your producer!
misium
misium 3 kun oldin
Plane crush! Ha. Really? Nobody sees it? Crush? Crash?
Lela Kovarik
Lela Kovarik 3 kun oldin
I know how to restore paintings.
Monique Ruriha
Monique Ruriha 3 kun oldin
Focus in the Hugh successful USA President in Texas talk talk about the successful as always our President has in everything that he does, like soon your stupid and garbage show will be DOWN
Adrian Goldsmith
Adrian Goldsmith 4 kun oldin
Uou cxxx
Ph@tMantv
Ph@tMantv 4 kun oldin
I would love to see those filthy inbreeding child molesting greedy crooked royals get chased out of Britian TARRED and feathered.
Vi W
Vi W 4 kun oldin
As a Brit, I'm fed up of Brexit which is a travesty and the over 65s who voted it in put us in this positiin. As for the so called "royals", they can take a cruise off the planet and go to Pluto and rule there because I despise the concept of "royalty".
Jemppu
Jemppu 4 kun oldin
I'm watching this over and over: Stephens impressions are so DELICIOUS!
HENRY THE RC CAR
HENRY THE RC CAR 4 kun oldin
👂 👈 🤔
Reverend Howl
Reverend Howl 4 kun oldin
England can keep her, she probably wouldn't be welcome in an independant Scotland, independant but equal IN the EU.
Sunny
Sunny 4 kun oldin
As a german I am actually surprised there wasn't a sausage themed hotel before...
Burnell Browne
Burnell Browne 4 kun oldin
at least ENGLAND doesn't have trump helping out?
Julian Porter
Julian Porter 4 kun oldin
It’s tough sharing your country with 52% of racist morons .......
jcllings
jcllings 4 kun oldin
I'm waiting for this communist to say something funny. Still waiting...
George Chiqovani
George Chiqovani 4 kun oldin
OMG a video laden with accents :D me liky
pkunkbwok
pkunkbwok 4 kun oldin
your MOTHER'S a sausage hotel!
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 4 kun oldin
My Uncle met his wife when they were seated next to each other on a plane the first time they entered the United States.
DoctorWeeTodd
DoctorWeeTodd 3 kun oldin
+Cs Mitchell Ha. I wish I was that clever. No they were immigrating to America.
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 3 kun oldin
"entered the United States"....is that a euphamism?
Rae Lynn
Rae Lynn 4 kun oldin
My son and I are so addicted to the MEANWHILE, that we've started to use the word every time was want to talk about something that's not politics. Thank you Stephen for giving us even more to talk about!
January Baby
January Baby 4 kun oldin
So guys arent allowed to write their phone numbers on a napkin and give it to a girl now? That's deemed sexual harassment? Howabout everyone who thinks that's sexual harassment goes and lives in their own little country and the rest of us can live in the real world where people are allowed to have fun, take risks and laugh it all off.
Jean Roch
Jean Roch 4 kun oldin
That was one crazy ass segment ! Some days it feels like we're living in a Mel Brooks movie 🤣
Pyro gaming
Pyro gaming 4 kun oldin
Meanwhile we still have a queen in 2019 I thought we drooped the idea like 300 years ago.
Daemoncles RatHeir
Daemoncles RatHeir 4 kun oldin
In a Hole in the Ground There Lived a Hobbit and His Triumphant Chariot of Antimony: "Boulli, fowl, and cheese, all around. Bring a bottle Bordeaux and leave it parked and napkins for our collars. For the "Not-Nows," the crestfallen of a name and no insignia, to the Big Energy and the U.S.A...Usher forth the maths and sciences, where etiquette is a parchment! These attainers are old by centuries. Heap on a double helping and also make it an espresso to go" Why suffer a painful etiquette, a burden of great responsibility, and a neverending light of another's or all eyes in one's privacy when it can be left to those who would take them? If there is no need there is no game, and if there is no game there in no need. It is one thing to own valuable information and another to have to enforce with it or apply it in need.
rpbsjy
rpbsjy 4 kun oldin
News flash: they sold the Royal Yacht Britannia a long time ago to 'save money'...
EbbWeaver
EbbWeaver 4 kun oldin
Man it's pretty easy to tear down something you don't have a better answer for. I think the plane idea is funny. Let's not think about how much more we're stuck in our own world and how much our generations are having a hard time meeting people. He doesn't get it because he's an old piece of Liberal trash bandwagoning any idea he can tear down for attention. What a terrible person this guy is.
Chase
Chase 4 kun oldin
I wish I had the money to buy a vegan I know a round trip to stay at this hotel!
Liana Lanteigne
Liana Lanteigne 4 kun oldin
I’m good staying out of that hotel… I’m vegetarian
Michele
Michele 4 kun oldin
Elizabeth is badass! She will be ok. 💛🤜
calkinsb0713
calkinsb0713 4 kun oldin
Regicide!
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 4 kun oldin
@ 4:30 twitter.com/hashtag/wurstkoffer It was bound to be! Haha! XD
Jeroen Tel
Jeroen Tel 4 kun oldin
There will be no Brexit, but if it somehow would happen, the escape plan at least saves some art! Don't under-estimate the Tudors... meanwhile... ;-) Let "them" ride the waves! IF it would happen, which is quickly becoming very doubtful, now, given the general opinion of the British (among whom I have many friend in all the classes they possess)... She is never in a hurry, nor should she! With her track-record it's not quite nice to make fun of HER... Make more fun of her off-spring; That would be way more appropriate and I'm sure she would laugh about it, too, because she really *was* active in the 2nd World War against a true oppressor, Hitler. Just like the one you fight so well against with your absolute cunning wit and knowledge, Sir Colbert! Please don't compare her to ... let's just say "that!"... She has her good place in the world and she eats her dinner from Tupperware boxes (not kidding)
George Catlin
George Catlin 4 kun oldin
the queen is evil
I Created An Account For This
It's clear the Coke marketing people who came up with that stupid campaign have never flown economy.
Noopur Raval
Noopur Raval 5 kun oldin
Sausage guy is Dwight
Veloflex
Veloflex 5 kun oldin
Oh glorious Germany, done it again
pop5678eye
pop5678eye 5 kun oldin
My guess is that it's not the Queen who needs to worry about her security when Brexit throws the UK into chaos. The Houses of Parliament will likely need to be guarded by the entire British military that day.
John Larkin
John Larkin 5 kun oldin
Meanwhile tell me (US) something about Fukushima that isn't apocalyptic in nature. I betcha can't. P.S The world needs to step up a fix that problem. Whatever it takes. JUST SAYING!
captlaserrage
captlaserrage 5 kun oldin
I remember reading ages back that the Queen's yacht can serve as a mobile command-centre in the event of the British Isles being nuked, and that the evacuation plan going into the north sea on that yacht has always been a contingency.
Tramaine Terrance
Tramaine Terrance 5 kun oldin
Hello, Humans. “You talking to me?” Taxi Driver, 1976 Fun fact: Robert DeNiro improvised this line. The script only said "Travis speaks to himself in the mirror" so DeNiro took some liberties and was ultimately successful.
North Pittman
North Pittman 5 kun oldin
Look at all the cry baby's in the comments
adrienne gellman
adrienne gellman 5 kun oldin
Jean-Michel Basquiat was a drug addict.He died of an overdose
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 5 kun oldin
Дайте мне поесть, у меня медведь в нефть превратился, это всё пиндосы воноваты!!! (Люблю вас, пиндосики)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 5 kun oldin
Вы серьёзно? У американцев даже новости это комедия? Почему вы такие весёлые, ай да ну и ладно, медведя покормить надо, медведя кормлю а есть нечего. Завтра будет тепло "-30' надо будет поехать на танке в магазин, и кстати, вы не видели мою шапку ушанку, я её где-то в америке потеряла?ㅇㅡㅇ
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 3 kun oldin
Cs Mitchell hahahaha, and i'm a stupid russian. if you want I can try to translate it for you
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 3 kun oldin
+ᅳ바보ᅳ I believe that you misunderstand what I am doing. I was making a joke. I do not speak or read Russian. For me, seeing your comment (Cryllic?) makes no sense to me. I am not trying to make fun of you, I was making more fun of myself. (I have no idea what your comment says at all, that's kind of what makes it somewhat funny. I'm just a dumb American being silly)
ᅳ바보ᅳ
ᅳ바보ᅳ 3 kun oldin
Cs Mitchell and here there is nothing to believe, just a few stereotypes about us (Russians)
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 3 kun oldin
+ᅳ바보ᅳ maybe I should have said, I can't believe a word I'm seeing....
Cs Mitchell
Cs Mitchell 3 kun oldin
+ᅳ바보ᅳ lol....you just killed my joke with your reply.....
TheMrVengeance
TheMrVengeance 5 kun oldin
I'm just curious,.. but is it really that bad to give someone your number? Like, if you're not interested, you throw it away?
LIFE WITH MEVA
LIFE WITH MEVA 5 kun oldin
this was hilarious 😂😂😂
Claire Bear
Claire Bear 5 kun oldin
WE STAN STEPHEN
Deborah Roby
Deborah Roby 5 kun oldin
Brexit refers to the UK. Not England. Come on I expect better from you. Xxx
Rocky Lion
Rocky Lion 5 kun oldin
What happened to when this guy was funny??? Who writes for him? Brutal! Go back to Colbert report when you were funny. #yousuck
J.T. B
J.T. B 5 kun oldin
Deep state tool
Chris M
Chris M 5 kun oldin
The queen low-key look like Ken Jeong on that pic 😂🤣
Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia 5 kun oldin
Ok I've been watching this show for while and I have noticed that there is one audience members laugh that always stands out. You can hear it at 4:35 really clear. That laugh is in every episode is that audience member a regular or work there? Just something my ear caught over time.
Son of a Gun
Son of a Gun 5 kun oldin
we dont care about the queen. that meat place was more interesting
Doorhenge
Doorhenge 5 kun oldin
Delta attempting to fight the METOO movement and how its stifled our inner pervert.
Kinga Kristóf
Kinga Kristóf 5 kun oldin
Mr Colbert you're killing it with the accents.
astaraelsget
astaraelsget 5 kun oldin
That sausage hotel better be pet-friendly
Jaxon K
Jaxon K 5 kun oldin
the wurst business plan
Meredith Sexton
Meredith Sexton 5 kun oldin
XD XD XD XD XD XD
The Prime Suspect
The Prime Suspect 5 kun oldin
Orange man bad
BenderRodriguez10
BenderRodriguez10 5 kun oldin
That hotel is decorated with actual meatbags.
yidingcao
yidingcao 5 kun oldin
Stephen’s British accent though. lol
Piotr Swat
Piotr Swat 5 kun oldin
Hey! You better believe it!
Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar 5 kun oldin
His impression of us 😂
Tanujaa Ravikumar
Tanujaa Ravikumar 5 kun oldin
Watching this as a Brit... 😂
Dara. Oloye
Dara. Oloye 5 kun oldin
*pulls out meat scepter *
306 Motovlogs
306 Motovlogs 5 kun oldin
Came for the queen. Long live her majesty
Maximilien Robespierre
Best fake English accent done by an American ever.
Dorth Surreal
Dorth Surreal 5 kun oldin
The Queen. God bless and keep her!!!
An Marllo
An Marllo 5 kun oldin
Wow, I expected better from Stephen, but to stereotype the maid as a Latina called Maria?! 😒
nula1998
nula1998 5 kun oldin
I noticed that, too. Bothered me somewhat ....
Troy Shen
Troy Shen 5 kun oldin
How late could It Be
Sandra C
Sandra C 5 kun oldin
So, a Maria is always supposed to be the cleaning lady? You criticize others for discrimination and you lol called Maria the maid. So, why not a John , a Lucas,a Kim, a Sahid, or a Muhammad to be the cleaning staff?!
Jared Maples
Jared Maples 5 kun oldin
The slag heap
Kevin Mcneil
Kevin Mcneil 5 kun oldin
I wish someone would just slap this clown .....
Michael Arthur
Michael Arthur 5 kun oldin
Queen is evil af
murdy1975
murdy1975 5 kun oldin
REALLY, THIS DUMBASS~ IS TRENDING , NOT EVEN A MILLION VIEWS.. GOTTA LOVE THE CENSORSHIT, WHAT A JOKE!
darksideofthemoon
darksideofthemoon 5 kun oldin
Reasons royal family should flee: creating war for profits and power, genocide, operating systems of slavery, mass murder of native canadian children they experimented on and the list goes on.
Mr BeardedGamer
Mr BeardedGamer 5 kun oldin
Never forget... ORANGE MAN BAD!
John Baker
John Baker 5 kun oldin
I've always thought that we should eat cake. Know your baker.
KieranDyck
KieranDyck 5 kun oldin
I think ylu used to be funny but it's gard to tell because you're so unfunny
Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger 5 kun oldin
Yeah because I'm sure Colbert flys economy...
Kurt Ironmonger
Kurt Ironmonger 5 kun oldin
The UK isn't in turmoil, stop overreacting, this is why everybody is bored of the media.
Richard Pasquin
Richard Pasquin 5 kun oldin
When you have no talent like Colbert and paid by deep state,you constantly insult people because you're a JERK! “WE THE PEOPLE”, demand that the clowns at CNN stop reporting fake garbage bias news, like most patriots America first. ENOUGH is ENOUGH, Mueller has no credibility, and such a major conflict of interests’ means courts of appeals must overturn all court convictions handled by the master criminal Mueller. Yes , Mueller is breaking the law to produce garbage, fake accusations ;the man is very seriously deranged and dangerous for America, POLICE STATE by deep state. Soros and Dems are pulling the strings since they are afraid of 2020.Corsi now Roger Stone, Nazis Gestapo tactics. His whole operation was illegitimate at conception. Rod Rosenstein initiated it without congressional approval or presidential signature.
Lucas_Gaming2245 Leo
El chapo’s thanos planning
Terry Bonnell
Terry Bonnell 5 kun oldin
Queen Elizabeth protects the family jewels at all costs, thats why all royal males have to wear a cup in their jocks.
Nina Clauselli
Nina Clauselli 5 kun oldin
Dramatic yacht rescue needed!! #HELP!!
tom kat
tom kat 5 kun oldin
LAST TIME I WAS ON A DELTA FLIGHT !!!!!!! IT WAS HIJACKED 2 CUBA
tom kat
tom kat 5 kun oldin
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑 IT'S A FASCIST REGIME SHE MARRIED A MORON And, HAS A PRIME MINISTER 2 MATCH !!!! CHARLES IS HOPELESS PRINCESS DI TOLD HER SO !!!!! WILL SHE EVER DI
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