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Stephen And A Team Of Expert Builders Get Started On Trump's Wall

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Stephen discuss Trump's border wall plans and costs with an architect, an engineer, an interior designer and a concrete guy.
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11-Mar, 2017

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chuck dippel
chuck dippel 4 kun oldin
thank you you make me laugh then i feel better thank you
zyhk blyta
zyhk blyta 7 kun oldin
The wall will be around 30 feet tall, so go ahead and divide the cost by 3.33.... No surprise they base their entire argument on a joke that Trump made and made the figure astronomically high to push their leftist agenda.
Keith Jackson
Keith Jackson 21 kun oldin
This should be required to watch at a trump hill billy nazi rallies
Daniel Curtin
Daniel Curtin 24 kun oldin
You know I think the democrats were on to something with the idea that we could secure our border with drones instead of a wall. It’s just $117,000 per illegal immigrant stoped seams kind of expensive. But hey maybe Lockheed Martin will give us a bulk discount.
Victor Sanchez
Victor Sanchez 26 kun oldin
Ahh trumpiss has no idea about this, he might be piss, how the team miss this and now Mexico may not acomplish all the money that is needed. OMGish. LOLOLOLOL
John Bell
John Bell Oy oldin
Ah well. Obama promised it then abandoned it in 2011. All hot air.
Admin ANRO
Admin ANRO Oy oldin
There is no way you can keep a straight face on this kind of meeting 🤣🤣🤣
roman c
roman c Oy oldin
how nice that these SCIENTISTS are using unintelligible measures.
CORPORAL PULLER
Stephen Colbert Net Worth 45 Million
jclay6680
jclay6680 Oy oldin
Wallpaper trumps face on it .
Assassin Mongoose
0:40 if you think about, Trump talks about the wall, like a little man, with a 3" penis, talks about his penis enlargement surgery, that he's scheduled in the future at some imaginary time in his head 😆
Gnome Trumpsky
As a male feminist alsp myself i agree, the wall would pay for itself and be greater than Mecca, if it incorporated a small cage for visitors to come see Hillary safely sitting inside of it. Might not be president, but she could be the 1st woman living inside of our greatest national monument! Come on folks!!
xtscarface M
xtscarface M Oy oldin
We need to send more drugs and sell more people to come up with the money. Its going to take us some time ok. Just grab a seat while we get on it! MEXICO
Pork Face
Pork Face Oy oldin
Network whore
Verde the Star Warrior
By the time 2021 rolls around, I’m going to be so freaking sick of the word “wall”
craffte
craffte Oy oldin
in an attempt TO UNSEE what I have seeeeen, I am going BACKWARDS through the vine of hideos I have watched concerning El Cheeto getting to sit in the President's Chair - lol... look at that. I accidentally typed hideos. kinda fitting . I think i'll keep it. HIDEOUS VIDEOS...HIDEOS. yes I am yelling. I want noooo more of the bigly orangey troll. Make it go A W A Y.
craffte
craffte Oy oldin
and this seems like waaay more than two yrs old ...shit
kevin johnson
kevin johnson Oy oldin
Fact: Democrats started slavery and the KKK
FLOWER
FLOWER Oy oldin
We don't need no stinking wall.
Jason Burris
Jason Burris Oy oldin
The wall just isn't American. It just doesn't seem American to wall off the U.S. And it doesn't seem necessary. Can't this problem be solved even better and cheaper by hiring a lot more border security? I'm sure there's plenty of people on the border who would jump at the chance to protect their city and get support to do it. The wall just seems wrong!
Connor Stickels
Surges in hiring border security have not gone well in the past. What we need is to revamp out immigration court system to get people through it faster.
Asian X
Asian X 2 oy oldin
🔴THE WALL IS FUCKIN USELESS, HAS TRUMP EVER HEARD OF A THING CALLED A LADDER🔴🤦🏽‍♂️.
Stefan Krautz
Stefan Krautz 2 oy oldin
okay that is a tiny bit more than Trump wants.
Ernestine Dingle
Ernestine Dingle 2 oy oldin
SINCE THE CHURCH OBVIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT A DOUBLE MINDED PRESIDENT CAN'T AFFECT THEM IT MIGHT BEHOVE THEM TO DO A BETTER JOB AT PROTECTING THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS THAT HAS FALLEN PREY TO THEIR DOUBLE MINDED MAN OF GOD PAULA!
kokitjoe
kokitjoe 2 oy oldin
Okay Steven give 90% of your paycheck to pay for illegal housing, healthcare, education, social security, and then u can talk about equal rights for illegals!
kokitjoe
kokitjoe 2 oy oldin
And the 1000 that illegals u pay for u can keep in your house and on your property
Youssef SALIMI
Youssef SALIMI 2 oy oldin
best solution for mexicans to go illegally to us is wall hacking
Mary Greenfield
Mary Greenfield 2 oy oldin
It could be a rock climbing wall on the USA side.
tree goo
tree goo 2 oy oldin
This is why you don't employ female Engineers, she clearly has never built anything before. So sad.
Sergio Alcantar
Sergio Alcantar 2 oy oldin
Hahaha, this is hilarious. Stephen is awesome. His comedy somehow is able to unite.
Ron Brittany
Ron Brittany 2 oy oldin
That was too funny! I can’t believe an idiot like trump would ever come up with such a dumbass idea, silly boy he is.
Brian Hindley
Brian Hindley 2 oy oldin
Knights that say "NEE!" We want a shrubbery !
刘宇龙
刘宇龙 2 oy oldin
林昩眛呢??,林男老師?,瘟是学而防,而不是假疯女而一大堆污聖名?,拆而己建後,己贈己子女壯丁,田僑仔??。 少旻少皓呢??,陈貞呢??,大佬??。 十八王公木船正,,,仔仙受弑久後失学?,还真黄坐幼位??。 糟了,玉皇位更大位權,是否立馬快速,别使全世界笑,而文武霸之也好,不然,久而久之,全世界知而笑,,,?。
interstategar
interstategar 2 oy oldin
Trump can issue junk bonds, and his base can buy them.
Reinier Pena
Reinier Pena 2 oy oldin
Concrete is $130 a yard if buying bulk is a lot cheaper stop this bull ssss. People are not stupid.
Bob S
Bob S 2 oy oldin
Trump exudes bullshit.
Servis Gem
Servis Gem 2 oy oldin
But the problem is that metric system is complicated for everyone at the beginning. Better option is to write off the wall and have universal techniques I, myself still use feet, inches, stones etc today
Mark Jarrett
Mark Jarrett 2 oy oldin
Should have built the dam wall 30 years ago. In case you don't know. Illegals in tire shops Fargo lumber Mill s Washington loading docks Chicago. The black s in this country have been tottaly fuck ed. In great part they can thank you bud bomba. Go Hispanic like o bomb.
J C
J C 2 oy oldin
That wall would just be a giant waste of time and money. If Mexicans were so eager to come here, ther wouldn’t be any souls living in Tijuana up to Baja. I’ll bet you they are living way less stressful lives than everybody in California.
J C
J C 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert for President
Mindmilling
Mindmilling 2 oy oldin
UMM! Mexicans and Hondurans have passports. This means 99% of the people in caravans can split off and cross into the USA to "Buy shoes", "Visit Disneyland", or go to "Las Vegas".. In Theory... Then overstay. A 100 Trillion dollar dome over the USA will not stop a single "Tourist" from overstaying their welcome. So a wall is less than pointless. Unless America wants to ban tourism from most every country. Imagine how YOU would get into the USA if you were a Honduran with a passport (Fact: Every south American country issues passports) This is a Canadian perspective. I could cross into the USA and overstay my welcome.. but I won't because my odds of getting murdered multiply by SIX (6) as soon as I cross into the USA, and my free healthcare makes us live years longer than those in the USA............. TRUTH: American border agents somehow allow Mexicans into the USA every time they show a passport. INSANE HUH! It demonstrates Americans are now too dumb to vote.
Liberal Hater
Liberal Hater 2 oy oldin
Why does this asshole think he's funny?
Roman Darius
Roman Darius 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert's Jewish bosses have given him a license to hate President Trump. And if you don't believe that the Jewish People control the media, let's see Stephen Colbert condemn the wall in Israel? By the way, the wall in Israel is working. And the Jewish communist that control the media want open borders for America.
Depcom
Depcom 2 oy oldin
The idiot must take all of Social Security and the National Defense budget to get this wall started. Meanwhile over half our senior citizens on social security will starve to death, our armed forces will crumble and all of our fighting men and women will go AWOL, and our country will be ripe for the pickings by Vladimir Putin, trumps real boss. And this is how trump Makes America Great Again, by turning t over to the Russian empire. cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
Lance Lee
Lance Lee 2 oy oldin
Finish that wall!!.. Making progress!.. 👍.. God Bless Trump! God Bless Texas!.. And God Bless America!.. 🇨🇱🇺🇸
Paul R.
Paul R. 2 oy oldin
Trump can't have a steel wall. His tariffs make the wall even more expensive.
Knight Watchman
Knight Watchman 2 oy oldin
Colbert is a Communist.
Gusano Morales
Gusano Morales 2 oy oldin
La estupidez de Trump me asombra
Napoleon Bonaparte
That worked out for him, didn’t it?
Yasmin Naik
Yasmin Naik 2 oy oldin
This is still funny un 2019
Zach Orrell
Zach Orrell 2 oy oldin
If Trump had any sense and concern for the safety of this country he wouldn't have become president in the first place, understanding that his completely lack of experience in politics outside the petty handlings that went hand in hand with his many failed ventures and scams. The greatest threat to our country is the president himself. Im a gun owner, I support gun control to a logical extent like background checks but am not giving up my assault rifles because that will only affect us law abiding citizens rather than the moron who doesn't care about the law period. Nothing wrong g with having safe boarders but no project proposed in the name of safety should be entertained as a possible success if it's achievement comes at the sacrifice of common sense, intelligence, competence, and compromising human decency hurting others in the process, especially those who's best interest is compromised by the very project that was meant to secure that same interest.
Alex Xander
Alex Xander 2 oy oldin
All you need is to look at the former inner german border, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_German_border#Fortifications_of_the_inner_German_border Worked quite well, just a few managed to pass it.
Pure Gospel
Pure Gospel 2 oy oldin
How long will these stupid comedians be allowed to spew false political rhetoric? I guess Money is more important than truth to these sewer rats in the entertainment industry who were nothing to begin with but now consider themselves intellectual political pundits because they now have a platform supported by mindless avid followers. Colbert claims to be a Christian and a bible study teacher so he needs to dig into his bible and study Romans 13.
Mustafa
Mustafa 2 oy oldin
+Pure Gospel According to the Bible Jesus was not good looking
Pure Gospel
Pure Gospel 2 oy oldin
+Mustafa Re 2:18 ¶ And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;
Mustafa
Mustafa 2 oy oldin
Jesus wasn't white
Ankit Trivedi
Ankit Trivedi 2 oy oldin
Great counting. Thank you.
John Harrington
John Harrington 2 oy oldin
Since the wall would cost 60 billion and take 10 years, lawsuits from landowners and enviromental groups etc etc, the entire thing is an utter joke. Trump has no game, no plan, is myopic beyond belief and can't even wipe the shit from his chin after it spews from his mouth. A bigoted diversion that appeals to his bigoted base that reside in the cheapest seats of Trumps circus. Ann Coulter and Rush Limbough have more power than 3/4 of all Americans. Not exactly what the founding fathers envisioned I'm sure. And since he had two years to fund whatever he wanted with his pansy ass house of facists, he can't now blame another party, he had his choice on what to focus on, he picked taking healthcare from people, circle jerking with the Russians and giving tax breaks to billionaires.
albert castillo
albert castillo 2 oy oldin
Wanted experience Chinese wall builders. A.S.A.P Head south look for brown people running north. Make ovens Mexican need not apply.
Lindalee Law
Lindalee Law 2 oy oldin
Yes, you will use algebra and geometry lol
Jerry Vanhees
Jerry Vanhees 2 oy oldin
Rock climbing wall
Ret1173
Ret1173 2 oy oldin
CBS continues to allow raging leftard Colbert to spew his ugly agenda in the name of "comedy" instead of simply entertaining America despite losing to Fallon's Tonight show in the ratings.....can't imagine he lasts very long in that position.
Mike Perry
Mike Perry 2 oy oldin
These are the dumbest people I have ever seen ..... However wouldn't expect anything less from Dumbass Colbert
Mike Perry
Mike Perry 2 oy oldin
WTF does a interior designer have to do with anything
Dave The Mace
Dave The Mace 2 oy oldin
Hollywood is X-Sperts they don't get a Hard on anymore.,...
casper yuri
casper yuri 2 oy oldin
01:55 actually 100 feet, when I was studying English, I am told that feet is plural of foot. 1 foot, more than 1 is feet, for example 2 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet 5, 5 feet 10 (Bruce lee), 100 feet. Like teeth, 1 tooth, 32 teeth, 19 teeth. How come not many people say 5 tooth, I never hear 5 tooth but I heard 5 foot all the time.
T Camaro
T Camaro 2 oy oldin
Oh wow - this guy is like throwup. Stephen did your mom and dad have any children that lived ? The best parf of you ran down the crack of your momma's as..s and into a vacuum cleaner after it was cleaned up off the floor
SuperVideowatcher01
One year later, he’s having a tantrum and shutting down the government because nobody wants the wall
Shannon Christopher
I just found this and it’s the best thing I have ever watched 🤣
Blublu
Blublu 2 oy oldin
Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do?
Patrick Price
Patrick Price 2 oy oldin
Our orange idiot throwing fucking money down the shitter. Only Russian dick sucker's build useless walls...see east Berlin?
Shantorey Wilkins
🤹🤹🤹😹😂🤣🕵
distantvoices
distantvoices 2 oy oldin
Colbert is a preachy cunt...Obama bombs 7 countries, arms jihadis, installs neo nazis into the Ukrainian government and its crickets from liberal scum like Colbert
touch of grey
touch of grey 2 oy oldin
Uh oh.. Retard alert!🔊🔊
elroy the great
elroy the great 2 oy oldin
This guy is a idiot so are people who watch .fools
touch of grey
touch of grey 2 oy oldin
I know but hes hard to avoid cause hes the pres..😖
Deena Gotti
Deena Gotti 2 oy oldin
Colbert your show is a puking matter. And you are an ugly homely depressed looking thing. You make me puke.
Deena Gotti
Deena Gotti 2 oy oldin
PIG FACE COLBERT SUCKS BALLS, WHAT A QUEER.
touch of grey
touch of grey 2 oy oldin
Whoa.. trumptards are getting testy these days... too much winning??
kaljllaelikl
kaljllaelikl 2 oy oldin
And now the government is shut down, because trump won't do anything with out his beloved wall. way to go trump.
Optimistic Whovian
Better get the steel guy in as well now Stephen since Trump has backflipped on what it's going to made out of as of Janaury 2019
Alabama Mothman
Alabama Mothman 2 oy oldin
All you and the democrats are going to do is shit and fall back in it.
keepdancingmaria
keepdancingmaria 2 oy oldin
I spewed out my coffee at the "Climbing Wall" idea! So funny!
John King
John King 2 oy oldin
It is now January 10th 2019 - Trump has shutdown the US government, and can someone tell me where is the "Mexico will pay for the wall" line ever uttered again by Trump or his administration? I thought Mexico is paying for it, so why is the US government shutdown?
Hope
Hope 2 oy oldin
They should use Lasers is cheaper, who ever crosses will have their body cut into 2 pieces or have a Huge hole through your stomach.
william merten
william merten 2 oy oldin
This issue should be solved and voted by our boarder states and people who try to enforce these increadibly stupid policies...... if u shit a kid out in our country as an illegal your child is legal so the kid can stay and you can’t? People need to be more responsible. If you can’t afford it don’t do it.
william merten
william merten 2 oy oldin
Look at the wall around Nancy Pelosi’s home and security that we pay for as tax payers.
John Wall
John Wall 2 oy oldin
Yes we must impeach the mother$%#&!
ISAAC WANG
ISAAC WANG 2 oy oldin
It wouldn't be surprising some of the budget will be channeled into the campaign fund for the 2020 election
3506Dodge
3506Dodge 2 oy oldin
I'm sure Stephen has lots of security for himself and his family. Why wouldn't he want all Americans to have a more secure country? I don't think he 's a hypocrite, I just think he's self-centered.
Aditya Waghmare
Aditya Waghmare 2 oy oldin
Build a Takeshi Castle Around America that way you will only get those immigrants who will work for you
Lex Nuss
Lex Nuss 2 oy oldin
Mexicans love to paint wall murals and graffiti. That's the best reason for a wall I can think of.Si si puede.
Aryan Hegde
Aryan Hegde 2 oy oldin
The Mexicans are comming(over the walls)
dhy1991
dhy1991 2 oy oldin
forward to 2019
thomas 71
thomas 71 2 oy oldin
This never gets old, US government now shut down and Trump doesn’t mention Mexico any more.
Mike Wazowski
Mike Wazowski 2 oy oldin
When all this shit is all over, some one will go back and collect all the shit that spewed from Drumpf's piehole, then compare it to what he really did or what it contradicted.
Songs Mirth
Songs Mirth 2 oy oldin
It is now 5.7 billion he wants and HE'S NOT GOING TO GET IT! And I was going though these and I found out WHY he wants to build it. It's not the people coming from Mexico. This is what it is. He wants to stamp his name on this wall. THIS is what is making Trump nuts. It would be something after he's gone to have his name put along it for 2,000 miles. I am not kidding. He puts his name on as many things as possible and if he gets this then his ego is going to be fed for awhile but then he'll think of something else for us to pay for that he can stamp his name on. In his thieves mind he looks at all the tax money we pay and he thinks it's money he can use! No pool of charity money any more. He's got a huge OCEAN of tax money!! THAT is this spoiled brat's way of childish thinking. The thing is instead of treating him like the child he is and taking him out of the Oval Office and throwing him in jail like he deserved, people keep treating him like an adult and HE'S NOT! By the way, Mr. Colbert shouldn't have called the Mexican consulate. Fun is fun but that was going too far. We already look like idiots to many people in the world, calling them in the real world was stupid and once again made us look stupid sir. :( Songs
Rebel M
Rebel M 2 oy oldin
Nearly a year later our government is shutdown & because Trumpet Man wants big bucks for a wall. He just needs to adjust like the rest of us. 1/2019 Wall Proposal: Trumpet Man to stand at the border with his blow horn - call for all Trumpeters & Trumpetts to lock arms forming a human chain. Next, have all those GOP supporters serve them brown water while holding umbrellas over their knot heads. 😏
Bunne Rabb
Bunne Rabb 2 oy oldin
If Trump hadn't been elected, Colbert and his writers would be selling vacuum cleaners. They should send him a royalty.
Da shit
Da shit 2 oy oldin
don't forget plumbing for the toilets
Marco I M
Marco I M 2 oy oldin
Este payaso, no debería de dar noticias, le falta el respeto a su presidente, y debería de preocuparse por su país, porque la gente correcta por lo general se va en avión, lo que pasa es seguramente los demócratas y sus medio han de tener una gran mafia para la oposición.
Jaffa T
Jaffa T 2 oy oldin
It's January 2019 and still there is NO WALL, but what has happened is Dumpy has shutdown the Government because he wants you - the American people - to pay for it! LMAO
abilitynorth
abilitynorth 2 oy oldin
Time to replay this before the construction starts in Feb 2 years after the order. Only 40 miles contracted for so far
PhillyFrank1
PhillyFrank1 2 oy oldin
Still timely almost two years later, alas -- Trump's wall idea should have died along with his military parade, and for many of the same reasons. Now Trump is actually holding American workers hostage for this cockamamie vanity project, while his shameless minions are working to back-fill a justification with lies. Isn't this how the last Worst President Ever (and last Republican elected without winning the popular vote) took the U.S. and our allies into war in Iraq -- on big lies and cherry-picked "evidence"? And we know how well that turned out. It just doesn't occur to Republicans to formulate public policy by objective consideration of facts and rational deduction -- perhaps because, as Colbert once quipped, "Reality has a well-known liberal bias.".
Timothy Kwong
Timothy Kwong 2 oy oldin
How about building THE TRUMP WALL with a 2,000 mile long , high speed roller coaster designed by ELON MUSK . It can be planned and designed as a international tourist attraction. VISIT US & MEXICO ON ONE TRIP. Tourism and admissions , food & drink sales...WIN ..... WIN.... DEAL!!!
Robert Rodgers
Robert Rodgers 2 oy oldin
It is now 2019 and he has not only failed to have a wall built, but he has also failed to deliver on his campaign promise of having Mexico pay for it. At this point it will NOT matter if he gets a wall built with our tax dollars, because it will still be a broken promise for his monumental failure of being able to deliver on his pledge of making Mexico pay for it. Treasonous Trump is a pathetic fraud and so much of a crook that he makes Nixon look like a decent president being by comparison. This is the worst administration in American history on every level because of the insane corruption and economic irresponsibility that Dictator Putin's most vile puppet has used to stain the Oval office... a rancid yellow stain that mirrors his draft dodger cowardice and his hooker urine soaked bed sheets.
mark hall
mark hall 2 oy oldin
Captain ahab's just got to have his whale
johnnythesailorman
Here we are a year and a half later and hes shut the government down for funding. Still no wall. Time makes fools of us all.
Baldrick
Baldrick 2 oy oldin
Dateline: 7 Jan 2019...you know the rest of the story. It's a bit scary isn't it? Who has he got to do it for $5 Billion?
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