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Stephen And A Team Of Expert Builders Get Started On Trump's Wall

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Stephen discuss Trump's border wall plans and costs with an architect, an engineer, an interior designer and a concrete guy.
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Ron Brittany
Ron Brittany 7 soat oldin
That was too funny! I can’t believe an idiot like trump would ever come up with such a dumbass idea, silly boy he is.
Brian Hindley
Brian Hindley Kun oldin
Knights that say "NEE!" We want a shrubbery !
刘宇龙
刘宇龙 Kun oldin
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interstategar
interstategar Kun oldin
Trump can issue junk bonds, and his base can buy them.
Reinier Pena
Reinier Pena 2 kun oldin
Concrete is $130 a yard if buying bulk is a lot cheaper stop this bull ssss. People are not stupid.
Bob S
Bob S 2 kun oldin
Trump exudes bullshit.
Servis Gem
Servis Gem 2 kun oldin
But the problem is that metric system is complicated for everyone at the beginning. Better option is to write off the wall and have universal techniques I, myself still use feet, inches, stones etc today
Mark Jarrett
Mark Jarrett 2 kun oldin
Should have built the dam wall 30 years ago. In case you don't know. Illegals in tire shops Fargo lumber Mill s Washington loading docks Chicago. The black s in this country have been tottaly fuck ed. In great part they can thank you bud bomba. Go Hispanic like o bomb.
J C
J C 3 kun oldin
That wall would just be a giant waste of time and money. If Mexicans were so eager to come here, ther wouldn’t be any souls living in Tijuana up to Baja. I’ll bet you they are living way less stressful lives than everybody in California.
J C
J C 3 kun oldin
Stephen Colbert for President
Mindmilling
Mindmilling 3 kun oldin
UMM! Mexicans and Hondurans have passports. This means 99% of the people in caravans can split off and cross into the USA to "Buy shoes", "Visit Disneyland", or go to "Las Vegas".. In Theory... Then overstay. A 100 Trillion dollar dome over the USA will not stop a single "Tourist" from overstaying their welcome. So a wall is less than pointless. Unless America wants to ban tourism from most every country. Imagine how YOU would get into the USA if you were a Honduran with a passport (Fact: Every south American country issues passports) This is a Canadian perspective. I could cross into the USA and overstay my welcome.. but I won't because my odds of getting murdered multiply by SIX (6) as soon as I cross into the USA, and my free healthcare makes us live years longer than those in the USA............. TRUTH: American border agents somehow allow Mexicans into the USA every time they show a passport. INSANE HUH! It demonstrates Americans are now too dumb to vote.
Liberal Hater
Liberal Hater 3 kun oldin
Why does this asshole think he's funny?
Jason Burris
Jason Burris 3 kun oldin
We won't accomplish anything as long as we keep fighting intractably with one another. I tend to favor liberals usually so I can't believe I'm saying this, but BUILD THE WALL!!! ~Bear with me please~ After thinking this through and hearing Trump vow to the Farm Bureau (perhaps the most important of all conservative bedrocks, the type you don't want to cross without receiving the worst kind of political blowback) that he'd make it much easier for migrant workers to do America's farm work than before and especially after listening to people who have property right on the border I now realize how truly messed up and dangerous it is for them on a nearly daily basis and how desperate our people down there are. My eyes have been opened. The destruction, lawlessness, and violence they continually face will blow your mind. I can't believe I didn't see it before. We know for a fact and have known for decades that most of the illegal trafficking into and out of the US goes through the southern border. That's a simple fact. And when you think logically about how insane it is that we have stretches of lightly policed partial wilderness that is flat enough to be driven across along a 2,000 mile border and they are so weakly protected that all it takes, at most, is a standard bolt cutter to get into America at will, it is insane not to have a wall. And how did my mind allow me to just brush past the fact that democrats have proposed similar drastic measures to tighten security along the border themselves in the past? I think all of us need to eat our words, stop whining about what a horrible stupid president we have like little babies and just admit that when you really look at the incredibly messed up situation that the southern border actually is and how pathetically it is defended, you have to realize the truth: a wall isn't a bad idea. It isn't. And the facts show that walls dramatically reduce the flow of illegal traffic of all kinds. And it will give a lot of Americans a ton of work to do. Good paying work that doesn't require advanced education. Maybe they aren't going to build infrastructure or tackle the housing problem or a million other things you wish would take priority over a wall as the choice for such a massive undertaking, but the fact of the matter is, we will be safer when the border through which we know for a fact most of the smuggling in America is done is not accessible by any vehicle that can't be ramped or carried over by hand. And a significant portion of the populace are scared enough to cite border security as their most important issue and we all need to take that seriously and recognize that their fear is justified and make their priority, whether we agree with it completely or not, our priority as well. Maybe you think it costs too much and Trump was a prick for holding a government shutdown over the democrats' heads. But you cannot deny the simple incontrovertible truth: an 18 to 30-foot-high tougher than nails wall is a bitch and half to get over. It just is. And it should be. And we will, without a doubt, see a huge drop in crime and perhaps even a much easier, safer transition with more new border checkpoints as the wall is built. So, anyway, lets all just be adults and admit that we didn't like Trump because he seemed like an idiot and when we heard him say he wanted to build a big beautiful wall like the wall of China we just laughed our asses off at the buffoon without even having the damn dignity and intellectual maturity to really roll the idea around in our heads. Sorry, Trump and conservatives. I thought you were hateful morons and didn't do my intellectual due diligence. Instead I mindlessly laughed at those I thought to be fools, just like a stupid fool. When I should have approached it like real man of thought: non-objectively and without bias. If you're a liberal or liberal-leaning like me and actually read this long-ass post to the end, I ask you to please ask yourself these questions: Did I really think this through or did I just laugh at the buffoon with everyone else? Did I let my vitriol cloud my judgement? Am I being honest with myself? The answers may dismay and enlighten you. And if this all turns out to be a stupid waste and you get to be the mayor if I-Told-You Town, steel can always be melted right on down and transformed into something else. Oh and keep in mind, this won't be one solid wall across the entire border. It will be build only where it makes sense. That's all that's being proposed. There are places along the border that need a wall because they have a monumental crime problem. Help the people who are actually suffering. Don't leave them in a situation where someone can walk across the border right from their house in another country into a southerner's backyard in ten minutes, at most having to hop a short wooden fence. It isn't safe. Think about how scary it is for our southern neighbors to see strangers constantly coming and going through their neighborhood from another country that doesn't have proper law enforcement. Just imagine how you would feel. Feel for them. The worst that could happen is a whole lot of workers in need of work will pump that 5 billion right back into their local economies and the crime will only go down a little bit instead of a lot. When you actually really think this through, It isn't that bad. Let's just support the wall. At the very least, we will be united in this if Trump screws us. I mean imagine the Trump hate with all of the most faoming-at-the-mouth liberals and conservatives and everyone inbetween all hating on Trump together for screwing us ALL over! It would be epic! America VS Trump! That prospect has got to make any liberal heart flutter a little bit, LOL.
Roman Darius
Roman Darius 3 kun oldin
Stephen Colbert's Jewish bosses have given him a license to hate President Trump. And if you don't believe that the Jewish People control the media, let's see Stephen Colbert condemn the wall in Israel? By the way, the wall in Israel is working. And the Jewish communist that control the media want open borders for America.
Depcom
Depcom 4 kun oldin
The idiot must take all of Social Security and the National Defense budget to get this wall started. Meanwhile over half our senior citizens on social security will starve to death, our armed forces will crumble and all of our fighting men and women will go AWOL, and our country will be ripe for the pickings by Vladimir Putin, trumps real boss. And this is how trump Makes America Great Again, by turning t over to the Russian empire. cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo
Lance Lee
Lance Lee 4 kun oldin
Finish that wall!!.. Making progress!.. 👍.. God Bless Trump! God Bless Texas!.. And God Bless America!.. 🇨🇱🇺🇸
Paul R.
Paul R. 4 kun oldin
Trump can't have a steel wall. His tariffs make the wall even more expensive.
Knight Watchman
Knight Watchman 4 kun oldin
Colbert is a Communist.
Gustavo Mora
Gustavo Mora 5 kun oldin
La estupidez de Trump me asombra
Napoleon Bonaparte
Napoleon Bonaparte 5 kun oldin
That worked out for him, didn’t it?
Yasmin Naik
Yasmin Naik 5 kun oldin
This is still funny un 2019
Zach Orrell
Zach Orrell 5 kun oldin
If Trump had any sense and concern for the safety of this country he wouldn't have become president in the first place, understanding that his completely lack of experience in politics outside the petty handlings that went hand in hand with his many failed ventures and scams. The greatest threat to our country is the president himself. Im a gun owner, I support gun control to a logical extent like background checks but am not giving up my assault rifles because that will only affect us law abiding citizens rather than the moron who doesn't care about the law period. Nothing wrong g with having safe boarders but no project proposed in the name of safety should be entertained as a possible success if it's achievement comes at the sacrifice of common sense, intelligence, competence, and compromising human decency hurting others in the process, especially those who's best interest is compromised by the very project that was meant to secure that same interest.
Alex Xander
Alex Xander 5 kun oldin
All you need is to look at the former inner german border, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inner_German_border#Fortifications_of_the_inner_German_border Worked quite well, just a few managed to pass it.
Pure Gospel
Pure Gospel 5 kun oldin
How long will these stupid comedians be allowed to spew false political rhetoric? I guess Money is more important than truth to these sewer rats in the entertainment industry who were nothing to begin with but now consider themselves intellectual political pundits because they now have a platform supported by mindless avid followers. Colbert claims to be a Christian and a bible study teacher so he needs to dig into his bible and study Romans 13.
Mustafa
Mustafa 4 kun oldin
+Pure Gospel According to the Bible Jesus was not good looking
Pure Gospel
Pure Gospel 4 kun oldin
+Mustafa Re 2:18 ¶ And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his feet are like fine brass;
Mustafa
Mustafa 5 kun oldin
Jesus wasn't white
Ankit Trivedi
Ankit Trivedi 6 kun oldin
Great counting. Thank you.
John Harrington
John Harrington 6 kun oldin
Since the wall would cost 60 billion and take 10 years, lawsuits from landowners and enviromental groups etc etc, the entire thing is an utter joke. Trump has no game, no plan, is myopic beyond belief and can't even wipe the shit from his chin after it spews from his mouth. A bigoted diversion that appeals to his bigoted base that reside in the cheapest seats of Trumps circus. Ann Coulter and Rush Limbough have more power than 3/4 of all Americans. Not exactly what the founding fathers envisioned I'm sure. And since he had two years to fund whatever he wanted with his pansy ass house of facists, he can't now blame another party, he had his choice on what to focus on, he picked taking healthcare from people, circle jerking with the Russians and giving tax breaks to billionaires.
albert castillo
albert castillo 6 kun oldin
Wanted experience Chinese wall builders. A.S.A.P Head south look for brown people running north. Make ovens Mexican need not apply.
Lindalee Law
Lindalee Law 6 kun oldin
Yes, you will use algebra and geometry lol
Jerry Vanhees
Jerry Vanhees 6 kun oldin
Rock climbing wall
Ret1173
Ret1173 7 kun oldin
CBS continues to allow raging leftard Colbert to spew his ugly agenda in the name of "comedy" instead of simply entertaining America despite losing to Fallon's Tonight show in the ratings.....can't imagine he lasts very long in that position.
Mike Perry
Mike Perry 7 kun oldin
These are the dumbest people I have ever seen ..... However wouldn't expect anything less from Dumbass Colbert
Mike Perry
Mike Perry 7 kun oldin
WTF does a interior designer have to do with anything
Dave The Mace
Dave The Mace 7 kun oldin
Hollywood is X-Sperts they don't get a Hard on anymore.,...
casper yuri
casper yuri 7 kun oldin
01:55 actually 100 feet, when I was studying English, I am told that feet is plural of foot. 1 foot, more than 1 is feet, for example 2 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet 5, 5 feet 10 (Bruce lee), 100 feet. Like teeth, 1 tooth, 32 teeth, 19 teeth. How come not many people say 5 tooth, I never hear 5 tooth but I heard 5 foot all the time.
T Camaro
T Camaro 7 kun oldin
Oh wow - this guy is like throwup. Stephen did your mom and dad have any children that lived ? The best parf of you ran down the crack of your momma's as..s and into a vacuum cleaner after it was cleaned up off the floor
SuperVideowatcher01
One year later, he’s having a tantrum and shutting down the government because nobody wants the wall
Shannon Christopher
I just found this and it’s the best thing I have ever watched 🤣
Blublu
Blublu 8 kun oldin
Doesn’t this guy have anything better to do?
Patrick Price
Patrick Price 8 kun oldin
Our orange idiot throwing fucking money down the shitter. Only Russian dick sucker's build useless walls...see east Berlin?
Shantorey Wilkins
Shantorey Wilkins 8 kun oldin
🤹🤹🤹😹😂🤣🕵
distantvoices
distantvoices 8 kun oldin
Colbert is a preachy cunt...Obama bombs 7 countries, arms jihadis, installs neo nazis into the Ukrainian government and its crickets from liberal scum like Colbert
touch of grey
touch of grey 7 kun oldin
Uh oh.. Retard alert!🔊🔊
elroy the great
elroy the great 8 kun oldin
This guy is a idiot so are people who watch .fools
touch of grey
touch of grey 7 kun oldin
I know but hes hard to avoid cause hes the pres..😖
Deena Gotti
Deena Gotti 8 kun oldin
Colbert your show is a puking matter. And you are an ugly homely depressed looking thing. You make me puke.
Deena Gotti
Deena Gotti 8 kun oldin
PIG FACE COLBERT SUCKS BALLS, WHAT A QUEER.
touch of grey
touch of grey 7 kun oldin
Whoa.. trumptards are getting testy these days... too much winning??
kaljllaelikl
kaljllaelikl 9 kun oldin
And now the government is shut down, because trump won't do anything with out his beloved wall. way to go trump.
Optimistic Whovian
Optimistic Whovian 9 kun oldin
Better get the steel guy in as well now Stephen since Trump has backflipped on what it's going to made out of as of Janaury 2019
Michel The good one
Juste one question... if this guy dont like the racist and want to be get out... just tell me, who's is the racist... For this traitor is the true american... like every democ rats and liberal shit... Let me ask you another question ( I know it's a second ) If the no-racist ( immigration ) remove your statue and your value... how many times do you think their put the true americain inside the F.E.M.A. camps or outside the state................................................................. True Americain be sur of one thing... the democrates and liberal politician who's influate by the jews... works for liberate the muslim and black people for they invade the europeen and white states... They make false flags with yours states............... THAT IS THE REEL TRUE ------------------------------- Please translate next words it's important Définition du mots racisme selon les juifs, les noirs et les arabes... mots servants à éviter de continuer l'argumentation pour faire perdre le sang froid de leur adversaire afin de les empêcher d'apporter l'argumentation nécessaire qui pourrai briser leurs bullshites multiculturalisme... qui est une belle arnaque... Les histoires de rejets à cause de la couleurs de leurs peau, c'est comme dire que les parvenus financier sont pas aimé à cause de leurs habits... c'est de la bullshit... si sont détesté, c'est à cause de leurs comportements point final. Faut vraiment être effronté, pour insulter et envahir le pays des autres qui les ont nourris par l'entremise des religions, des fondations et de donations de tout sorte plus ou moins légaux... qui ont été perçus dans la poche des blancs... C'est effrontés ont même le culot de caché leurs tort en insultant les blancs pour éviter qu'on rentre trop dans les détails de leurs arnaques... C'est vos trois races qui traitez tout le monde de raciste et vous le faites partout ou vous vous imposer et ce de façon effronté, agressive, manipulative et dans beaucoup de cas fatal..... C'est vos trois races, les Vrais Racistes... Trois races de nono qui veulent nous faire croire qui peuvent nous montrer comment vivre et gérer nos pays alors que leurs mœurs et leurs pays sont un vrai bordel...
Alabama Mothman
Alabama Mothman 9 kun oldin
All you and the democrats are going to do is shit and fall back in it.
keepdancingmaria
keepdancingmaria 9 kun oldin
I spewed out my coffee at the "Climbing Wall" idea! So funny!
John King
John King 9 kun oldin
It is now January 10th 2019 - Trump has shutdown the US government, and can someone tell me where is the "Mexico will pay for the wall" line ever uttered again by Trump or his administration? I thought Mexico is paying for it, so why is the US government shutdown?
Hope
Hope 10 kun oldin
They should use Lasers is cheaper, who ever crosses will have their body cut into 2 pieces or have a Huge hole through your stomach.
william merten
william merten 10 kun oldin
This issue should be solved and voted by our boarder states and people who try to enforce these increadibly stupid policies...... if u shit a kid out in our country as an illegal your child is legal so the kid can stay and you can’t? People need to be more responsible. If you can’t afford it don’t do it.
william merten
william merten 10 kun oldin
Look at the wall around Nancy Pelosi’s home and security that we pay for as tax payers.
John Wall
John Wall 10 kun oldin
Yes we must impeach the mother$%#&!
ISAAC WANG
ISAAC WANG 10 kun oldin
It wouldn't be surprising some of the budget will be channeled into the campaign fund for the 2020 election
3506Dodge
3506Dodge 10 kun oldin
I'm sure Stephen has lots of security for himself and his family. Why wouldn't he want all Americans to have a more secure country? I don't think he 's a hypocrite, I just think he's self-centered.
Aditya Waghmare
Aditya Waghmare 10 kun oldin
Build a Takeshi Castle Around America that way you will only get those immigrants who will work for you
Lex Nuss
Lex Nuss 10 kun oldin
Mexicans love to paint wall murals and graffiti. That's the best reason for a wall I can think of.Si si puede.
Aryan Hegde
Aryan Hegde 10 kun oldin
The Mexicans are comming(over the walls)
dhy1991
dhy1991 11 kun oldin
forward to 2019
thomas 71
thomas 71 11 kun oldin
This never gets old, US government now shut down and Trump doesn’t mention Mexico any more.
Mike Wazowski
Mike Wazowski 11 kun oldin
When all this shit is all over, some one will go back and collect all the shit that spewed from Drumpf's piehole, then compare it to what he really did or what it contradicted.
Songs Mirth
Songs Mirth 11 kun oldin
It is now 5.7 billion he wants and HE'S NOT GOING TO GET IT! And I was going though these and I found out WHY he wants to build it. It's not the people coming from Mexico. This is what it is. He wants to stamp his name on this wall. THIS is what is making Trump nuts. It would be something after he's gone to have his name put along it for 2,000 miles. I am not kidding. He puts his name on as many things as possible and if he gets this then his ego is going to be fed for awhile but then he'll think of something else for us to pay for that he can stamp his name on. In his thieves mind he looks at all the tax money we pay and he thinks it's money he can use! No pool of charity money any more. He's got a huge OCEAN of tax money!! THAT is this spoiled brat's way of childish thinking. The thing is instead of treating him like the child he is and taking him out of the Oval Office and throwing him in jail like he deserved, people keep treating him like an adult and HE'S NOT! By the way, Mr. Colbert shouldn't have called the Mexican consulate. Fun is fun but that was going too far. We already look like idiots to many people in the world, calling them in the real world was stupid and once again made us look stupid sir. :( Songs
Rebel M
Rebel M 11 kun oldin
Nearly a year later our government is shutdown & because Trumpet Man wants big bucks for a wall. He just needs to adjust like the rest of us. 1/2019 Wall Proposal: Trumpet Man to stand at the border with his blow horn - call for all Trumpeters & Trumpetts to lock arms forming a human chain. Next, have all those GOP supporters serve them brown water while holding umbrellas over their knot heads. 😏
Bunne Rabb
Bunne Rabb 12 kun oldin
If Trump hadn't been elected, Colbert and his writers would be selling vacuum cleaners. They should send him a royalty.
Da shit
Da shit 12 kun oldin
don't forget plumbing for the toilets
Marco I M
Marco I M 12 kun oldin
Este payaso, no debería de dar noticias, le falta el respeto a su presidente, y debería de preocuparse por su país, porque la gente correcta por lo general se va en avión, lo que pasa es seguramente los demócratas y sus medio han de tener una gran mafia para la oposición.
Jaffa T
Jaffa T 12 kun oldin
It's January 2019 and still there is NO WALL, but what has happened is Dumpy has shutdown the Government because he wants you - the American people - to pay for it! LMAO
abilitynorth
abilitynorth 12 kun oldin
Time to replay this before the construction starts in Feb 2 years after the order. Only 40 miles contracted for so far
PhillyFrank1
PhillyFrank1 12 kun oldin
Still timely almost two years later, alas -- Trump's wall idea should have died along with his military parade, and for many of the same reasons. Now Trump is actually holding American workers hostage for this cockamamie vanity project, while his shameless minions are working to back-fill a justification with lies. Isn't this how the last Worst President Ever (and last Republican elected without winning the popular vote) took the U.S. and our allies into war in Iraq -- on big lies and cherry-picked "evidence"? And we know how well that turned out. It just doesn't occur to Republicans to formulate public policy by objective consideration of facts and rational deduction -- perhaps because, as Colbert once quipped, "Reality has a well-known liberal bias.".
Timothy Kwong
Timothy Kwong 12 kun oldin
How about building THE TRUMP WALL with a 2,000 mile long , high speed roller coaster designed by ELON MUSK . It can be planned and designed as a international tourist attraction. VISIT US & MEXICO ON ONE TRIP. Tourism and admissions , food & drink sales...WIN ..... WIN.... DEAL!!!
Robert Rodgers
Robert Rodgers 12 kun oldin
It is now 2019 and he has not only failed to have a wall built, but he has also failed to deliver on his campaign promise of having Mexico pay for it. At this point it will NOT matter if he gets a wall built with our tax dollars, because it will still be a broken promise for his monumental failure of being able to deliver on his pledge of making Mexico pay for it. Treasonous Trump is a pathetic fraud and so much of a crook that he makes Nixon look like a decent president being by comparison. This is the worst administration in American history on every level because of the insane corruption and economic irresponsibility that Dictator Putin's most vile puppet has used to stain the Oval office... a rancid yellow stain that mirrors his draft dodger cowardice and his hooker urine soaked bed sheets.
mark hall
mark hall 12 kun oldin
Captain ahab's just got to have his whale
johnnythesailorman
johnnythesailorman 12 kun oldin
Here we are a year and a half later and hes shut the government down for funding. Still no wall. Time makes fools of us all.
Baldrick
Baldrick 12 kun oldin
Dateline: 7 Jan 2019...you know the rest of the story. It's a bit scary isn't it? Who has he got to do it for $5 Billion?
Howard Yan
Howard Yan 12 kun oldin
Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is not the same as a government's budget.
Teboho Moloi
Teboho Moloi 12 kun oldin
The great wall of Trump 😂
Eve Rabi Author and Screenwriter
Trump has dementia. It’s no joke, he really has dementia and his condition is rapidly deteriorating. He thinks that taking viagra is going to help and obviously it hasn’t. Commit the man to supervised care please! And take away that darn viagra!
Fred Derf
Fred Derf 13 kun oldin
They forgot the cost of expropriating the land for the wall.
Doctor Boot
Doctor Boot 13 kun oldin
fake news...it doesn't align with my beliefs
Gonzo The great
Gonzo The great 13 kun oldin
This is funny, can someone just build a section and put President Moron's name on it, we can then move on to the next distraction from President Moron fucking the country.
Nicolas Cacace
Nicolas Cacace 13 kun oldin
With all that concrete how much Carbon Dioxide will it leech into the atmosphere each year?
Ray Ceeya
Ray Ceeya 13 kun oldin
Just a point of fact, one "ass load" refers to how much a donkey or ass can haul for an 8 hour day right?
Sandy Ozuna
Sandy Ozuna 13 kun oldin
Oh ok the wall. "And were gonna name it trump someday maybe"
Jenny Hui
Jenny Hui 13 kun oldin
Trump should give back the Southwestern US to Mexico.
We The People
We The People 13 kun oldin
Unless your an Engineer, your nothing but a bunch of wankers. Reporters are just dumb. Stick to comedy.
swikaharra
swikaharra 13 kun oldin
Oh just use a boat ...use Pacific or Atlantic ocean....huge area, dig tunnels under the wall ...there will always be the immigration mafia that prey on immigrants...they always find a way to get in legally, pseudo-legally or completely illegally for for every smart there is always the smart and a half
Stanley Klein
Stanley Klein 13 kun oldin
trump : "the wall will be...physical."!? Was he intending it to be non-physical (imaginary, fantasy, hallucinatory, etc.)? What a schmuck.
Shar Yn
Shar Yn 13 kun oldin
Hillarious...thank you from Australia you're very funny😂😂
Carlton Womble
Carlton Womble 13 kun oldin
Hahaha
STSADaniel
STSADaniel 14 kun oldin
Priceless, I love it
Jeff Heelan
Jeff Heelan 14 kun oldin
Here’s Colbert a little twit! If it wasn’t for Trump he would not have a show.
Ken Madden
Ken Madden 14 kun oldin
Why not just call in the SPACE FORCE. Better yet give Trump a bucket of sand and hammer. He can pound it up his fat putrid ass.
johnpro2
johnpro2 14 kun oldin
Into his 3rd year and still no money for a wall.Don-the Con will be out of office before the tradies complete the first run of bricks.
Pohai Abihai
Pohai Abihai 14 kun oldin
Ok if everyone sends thrump the dump LEGOs he could get that wall done , 🤬
Jim Bush
Jim Bush 14 kun oldin
They forgot that the land will have to be paid that the roads. and the WALL is going to be built How much is that going to cost??? And who is going to pay for all of this????
rant404
rant404 14 kun oldin
Walls DO work. For example, the Great Wall of China kept Mexicans out of China for centuries.
yoppindia
yoppindia 14 kun oldin
Trumps grave will say, here is a man who tried to build a wall, and fell before it started⚰
ONE WORLD
ONE WORLD 14 kun oldin
Big beautiful bitch
Milky Ways
Milky Ways 14 kun oldin
Small dick syndrome. Big truck or big wall...
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