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TF2 Maps (Actual Size)

Uncle Dane
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Maps, maps, we are the maps. Celebrateanadabada birthday bash.
Basically, this is a half story-time, half Fun Fact video about the size of TF2 maps (or at least the size that actually matters). I tried to make the subject as interesting to watch as I thought it was to research. Hope you enjoy. And yes, there are more videos coming soon regarding the most recent Blue Moon update. This is a video I was working on before the patch dropped last week.
AMENDMENTS:
(04/06/2018) Updated the size of Enclosure from 48.446 to 41.0497. Pazer discovered that the nav flood had extended into an inaccessible area by accident. Still the biggest map, but not by as much as previously thought.
(04/07/2018) The conversion rates from kHu² to real life measurements are incorrect; here is a list of every map, along with their averages in km² (data provided by @the_link_crafte on Twitter): pastebin.com/rwXevdPs
Here’s the full data: teamwork.tf/labs/map_sizes
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5-Apr, 2018

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Uncle Dane
Uncle Dane 9 oy oldin
Before you ask, yes I'm going to be making a video about the Short Circuit since it was updated last week to be a freakin Mega Man gun. Uploading that video will take some time since I'm waiting on a few possible bug fixes and generally just getting a good feel for how to use it effectively, so thanks for your patience. Hopefully this video holds ya'll over in the meantime. :)
Syndrome Sydney mulraine
...i feel bad for ya
07kilswitch
07kilswitch 2 oy oldin
Man this has to much dick refrences in it "just because its long doesnt mean its big" "lets mesgure thier actual size" i honestly think some girls where giggling this whole video haha
Cameron Bunn
Cameron Bunn 5 oy oldin
Uncle Dane hi I was wondering if you could send a friend request to me but if you do I will send you one
matthew hurley
matthew hurley 5 oy oldin
Uncle Dane did you remember / count cp_cloak? (It's included with the default install of the game but isn't in valves map rotation)
Cambodeus Clandodeus
HadooouuuuUUUUUKKKEEEENNNNN
EvilDictatorWillum
Hydro is only 37 kHu?
The_EnTiTy
The_EnTiTy Kun oldin
6:30 Turn on Captions and read
Elias Rahimi
Elias Rahimi Kun oldin
Why is uncle Dane talking about himself being thick
asdf asdf
asdf asdf 2 kun oldin
higher tower? uwu
WHOMS'T DARES
WHOMS'T DARES 3 kun oldin
Mr. World
BeuBacon
BeuBacon 5 kun oldin
nice video
Damian Yin
Damian Yin 6 kun oldin
I’m your enemy and your friend (spy&engineer)
Jaxon Morkes
Jaxon Morkes 6 kun oldin
2:04 What's he holding
B4nster
B4nster 6 kun oldin
*Cue the Jurassic park theme.*
Saphiros
Saphiros 6 kun oldin
rip tc hydro you were a core map once
Xwater
Xwater 6 kun oldin
upward has more detalies then bad water ( i like more bad water)
FyreFyte
FyreFyte 7 kun oldin
tc_hydro is the biggest, Before i watched the vid.
Op Myst
Op Myst 8 kun oldin
map is big big
Halvstekt
Halvstekt 9 kun oldin
Thank u duncle cane
Певко
Певко 10 kun oldin
is this glodglobglabgala reference
Kang Wang
Kang Wang 10 kun oldin
*now find the sizes of the most popular community maps*
agentant 78
agentant 78 10 kun oldin
I think overall itemtest might be the smallest tf2 map
UltraGaming 49
UltraGaming 49 11 kun oldin
*_get past my sentry boi_*
dragan ljubenov
dragan ljubenov 12 kun oldin
What about Cactus canyon 3 stage? that is surely massive.
Zane Snyder
Zane Snyder 12 kun oldin
Bro this the single most nerdy video you've ever posted
Y M
Y M 12 kun oldin
Why doesn't anyone like Snowplow?
Neil Macneale
Neil Macneale 12 kun oldin
Get past my sentry boi
Shreys Jains
Shreys Jains 13 kun oldin
Mvm ?
KumPupp
KumPupp 13 kun oldin
YES LETME TELL YOU PYRO IS A RULER! EXACTLY 1.8 M
Tetragon 213
Tetragon 213 14 kun oldin
cp_steel is the 2nd smallest A/D map?! That just feels weird; Steel feels like such a large map when you actually play it. I wasn't expecting it to be so damn small!
Connor McCarthy
Connor McCarthy 14 kun oldin
The thumb nail has uncle dane have black hands
Victor Dennis
Victor Dennis 16 kun oldin
tfw hydro is smaller than enclosure
Matthew La
Matthew La 17 kun oldin
That felt like the beginning of a Vsauce video
oh chinochi;oci
oh chinochi;oci 20 kun oldin
ctf_2foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooort and plr_highertower would be larger than enclosure
Noah Oglesby
Noah Oglesby 22 kun oldin
POPULAR ALTERNATIVE GAMEMODES. "HYDRO"
Pootis Bird
Pootis Bird 22 kun oldin
Uncle Dane: The TF2 Community Showcase
Mining Master 06
Mining Master 06 28 kun oldin
I’m surprised that hydro is smaller then thundermountan
Blitz_Arena
Blitz_Arena Oy oldin
He is a true sentry man.
Cereal Killer
Cereal Killer Oy oldin
why didnt you use your irl wrench when you did the irl intro?
Cereal Killer
Cereal Killer Oy oldin
lol 0:52 my fav uncle is an engie in real life
Rainbow Gryphon
4:46 That console. How do you do that.
cringeworthy.avi
she's actual size
Fearghus Keitz
So uncle Dane is an engineer in real life too.
UeUeUdk
UeUeUdk Oy oldin
At 0.5 speed, im on drugs
Lyra
Lyra Oy oldin
7:36 in awe at the size of this lad, absolute HAMMER UNIT
Core Master
Core Master Oy oldin
dm_mariokart map size? what is it
Edison Flanagan
These are missing the PLR maps
Free To Play KING
I thought turbine was the smallest but it's junction I guess too much ctf keeps you away from that realisation
The Crab Maestro
But with this information you can calculate the actual height of everything in the game. Someone should do this.
karlos lukas
karlos lukas Oy oldin
8:38 Trump would be proud
SpoonBenderr
SpoonBenderr Oy oldin
Don't be silly, size doesn't matter
May Sparkle
May Sparkle Oy oldin
Kind of interesting that, despite being the absolute least played map in TF2, Hydro is still the third largest map.
FuriousPixel
FuriousPixel Oy oldin
that vsauce transition tho
Alicia Ortega
Alicia Ortega Oy oldin
7:37 at 0.25 speed
2E the first
2E the first 2 oy oldin
this video kept appearing in my recommended, so i decided to click on it and i was not disappointed
samuel ramos
samuel ramos 2 oy oldin
this was just pointless
mr juures
mr juures 2 oy oldin
after intro you start globglobgabgalab experience
Tristen Womack
Tristen Womack 2 oy oldin
There's also Manpower maps (Thundermountain,5gorge, Hellfire and foundry)
Zeghart
Zeghart 2 oy oldin
Jerma reference in the description
Cheese Wizard
Cheese Wizard 2 oy oldin
Man, you really are an engineer.
Nikolas Tol
Nikolas Tol 2 oy oldin
How is Hydro (in my mind the biggest map) smaller than Enclosure?
Gr1ml0ck
Gr1ml0ck 2 oy oldin
10:48 "for the more popular alternative gamemodes" *shows Hydro* This shit ain't addin' up.
Dr.Kuhmilch
Dr.Kuhmilch 2 oy oldin
That bih mad thicc 😫😫😫
Owen Henderson
Owen Henderson 2 oy oldin
What about highertower
Luckyfrost
Luckyfrost 2 oy oldin
Ancle dan
Perttu Ruuska
Perttu Ruuska 2 oy oldin
You have quite a fatal flaw when converting kHu2 to mi2 and km2. You don't convert to the square, you just use the linear conversion. Actually 1 kHu2 = 0,00036 km2 = 0,00014 mi2. Same happens with mi2 to ft2 and km2 to m2. I thought 324 m2 is pretty darn small map, that's like the size of only two detached houses. Actually 1 kHu2 = 362,5 m2, and 18 kHu2 = 6525 m2. I'm not even starting with the square feet, trying to convert to one irrational unit (miles) was enough. Good thing you didn't do it to every map, that would have been useless and disinformative. Otherwise nice and interesting video ;)
The edgy scout main
the intro sounds like a vsauce video lol
Derpaey
Derpaey 2 oy oldin
2:58 from where was that sound? i cant find it
Lt Scouton
Lt Scouton 2 oy oldin
5gorge is *T H I C C*
Ivo k
Ivo k 2 oy oldin
Where is hydro?
Rycore XIII
Rycore XIII 2 oy oldin
666,000 views... 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
TheTexas Noob
TheTexas Noob 2 oy oldin
666k Wiews ... Oh Shit...
doomsword6
doomsword6 2 oy oldin
666,335 views 666
Golden Protector
Golden Protector 2 oy oldin
666k views
ivan fontes
ivan fontes 2 oy oldin
just an observation. When u show the size of all tf2 maps u show that all of them have something like 0,34km² or 342m². Just correcting that 0,342km²= 340.000m² and not 342 '-'
HighWay WVD
HighWay WVD 2 oy oldin
Very cool video Uncle Dane!
Jack F
Jack F 2 oy oldin
Now do higher tower im really interested is how big that meme map is
Next Wheat
Next Wheat 2 oy oldin
is rt games really a engeneer main?
npc#15152569
npc#15152569 2 oy oldin
They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity. They come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
levander83
levander83 2 oy oldin
i am the danegolababab and i am the map mathathathahthhtahthath
TheBestPortal
TheBestPortal 2 oy oldin
my brain exploded
Seth Benjamin
Seth Benjamin 2 oy oldin
It would be intresting to see how the latest halloween maps hold up
Sohan The Fox
Sohan The Fox 2 oy oldin
No offense, but your face does not match your voice. Just sayin'. :/
Skeleton Beats
Skeleton Beats 2 oy oldin
7:37
Dugongue
Dugongue 2 oy oldin
"More than twice as small"
ErR0r 4554
ErR0r 4554 2 oy oldin
UNCLE DANE IS WORLDWIDE
Batabii
Batabii 2 oy oldin
I don't fully understand what he means by removing maps from casual. I thought casual was literally just all the official Maps
The Fury
The Fury 2 oy oldin
CONGRATS ON 400k subs
Mike Hunt
Mike Hunt 2 oy oldin
My profile pic is from strawski and the globglogabgalab house
AchmodinIV SWE
AchmodinIV SWE 2 oy oldin
Can you make a MVM version of this data
Dead Meme Doge
Dead Meme Doge 2 oy oldin
Do this for the Hyrule map 😉
extra thicc and spicy memez
Uncle Dane your a fucking retard this would have been a perfect video to collab with vsauce but you didn't take that perfect opportunity
Nick
Nick 2 oy oldin
Pp
Kyle Ashley
Kyle Ashley 2 oy oldin
Strong
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Thats What He Said
I deserve death not subs are we clear
The average-sized tf2 map is similar in size to the Vatican City
Jake Kemp
Jake Kemp 2 oy oldin
i love the Pokémon mystery dungeon intro music
Marnie Shaw
Marnie Shaw 2 oy oldin
Only now do I get the beginning joke.
Ay Innit
Ay Innit 2 oy oldin
wouldn't navmesh size show how complex the map is, not how big it is?
nordicberserk
nordicberserk 2 oy oldin
I have no actual interest in the TF2 map sizes. but! Your preamble showing exactly how you worked it out, and naming all the people that helped you, has earned my like. (sarcastic rant about what a glory this is goes here)
mad awsomness
mad awsomness 2 oy oldin
That uncle Dane pic is sexy 7:37
Smol heart
Smol heart 2 oy oldin
dispenser going down, well that wont do
One Bulby boi
One Bulby boi 3 oy oldin
Its 1:43 AM its to early for me to be to be smart
Butt Mash
Butt Mash 3 oy oldin
Best thumbnail ever.
Hoovy
Hoovy 3 oy oldin
7:37 GET PAST MY SENTRY BOIII
Keyingisi
Risk.
4 yil oldin
Horrible Maps II
2 kun oldin
Hardhat
3 yil oldin