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The Shutdown Is Bad For Anyone Who Eats Food

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The government shutdown is having an impact on the demographic known as 'Americans who eat food.'
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12-Yan, 2019

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Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
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Lamijaification
Lamijaification 28 kun oldin
1:05
Yukimura Sanada
Tammy Flowers you are a godess
Hadi Syed
Hadi Syed Oy oldin
may i recommend canada
Michael Brock
Michael Brock Oy oldin
I never claimed anything snowflake
Lyricz_here
Lyricz_here Oy oldin
This govenment shutdown hast lasted way more then my last relationship :(
beatrice mgendi
beatrice mgendi 2 oy oldin
But you were saying he is great president you ever had..
Dan Reese
Dan Reese 2 oy oldin
Sad when he tells a joke about golden showers and says after the punch line alleged . Then a skit on the weather and as the weather girl gives the forcast , nobody laughs . Grim , very grim .
Amanda Laschola
Amanda Laschola 2 oy oldin
That's great maybe Steve Colbert will get a hold of some bad food
ErykaSoleil
ErykaSoleil 2 oy oldin
Loving the Tammy Flowers portion!
you457wx
you457wx 2 oy oldin
if you believe that every single democrats is against a border wall then you're a idiot, this is a great example of democratic dictatorship, the leverage they use over their own party is funding for their next election campaign. if Pelosi says it's green then it's green or else, no matter what the color, so a bunch of weak minded democrats with no balls or character makes you happy?, how sad and pathetic. The democrats said they would discuss the wall after the shutdown was ended and yet they do nothing except take vacations and waste tax dollars, they need to do their jobs and end this, we have funded a lot more useless things that cost a lot more then this wall, please do us a favor and try to remove your head from your ass.
꧁Wesley꧂
꧁Wesley꧂ 2 oy oldin
*Misses One Paycheck* “OH NO IM SO POOR I DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE MONEY, TRUMPS SOO BAD LIKE I NEED MONEY I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT I’LL DO....”
Serasia
Serasia 2 oy oldin
“Speeeeeed it up a little!!”
John Echols
John Echols 2 oy oldin
Hey Pelosi now you have no excuse to get to Washington and resolve this thing.bbbuildvthe damn wall already! Americans want it...Jobs, US Steel, slowing down illegal immigration...win, win, win, now get it done!
benedictify
benedictify 2 oy oldin
Counselor Foghorn Leghorn
Jesus Ernesto Tapia Ortiz
Trump send secret undercover agents to Honduras again to bring the second caravan of emigrants so he can get his wall money...evil dude 👿
Uwe von Kempen
Uwe von Kempen 2 oy oldin
Just a question: What is the (s&P, etc.) rating of a country, which doesn't pay its workers for a whole month due to missing 5bn$ ? Obviously AAA+ if it's the USA, B or less for any other county.
Don Townsend
Don Townsend 2 oy oldin
Political choices are always a choice of what the individual perceives to be the lesser of the two evils which makes one wonder , who with just a modicum of intelligence actually believes that this Country or the World would be better off today if the massively amoral and corrupt Clinton's were back in the White House ? !
Kevin McCameron
Kevin McCameron 2 oy oldin
So why is it not called the "Mitch McConnell Shut Down"? The shut down is because we do not have a budget because tRump refused to sign off on it. Congress Submits the budget, the President signs or vetoes, Congress can pass it with a 2/3rds majority. So Mitch just needs to rally support and lead Congress to pass the Budget without tRump or his border wall funding.
Kinky
Kinky 2 oy oldin
The new Manafort "scandal" has been thoroughly debunked by a real journalist, Aaron Mate of the Intercept but that doesn't stop Stephen from repeating the Russophobic BS. Sad.... uzvid.com/video/video-V_0e558BpHk.html
Daniel Webster
Daniel Webster 2 oy oldin
He's so stupid... He's so stupid... He's so stupid... He's really is so stupid... IMPEACH the PEACH
Ali Raza
Ali Raza 2 oy oldin
Katerina and Nadia? Any Vampire Diaries fans here? That's some coincidence....
Art Marquez
Art Marquez 2 oy oldin
I think they are using collusion instead of treason. Call it what it is.
Joshua Bonesteel
Joshua Bonesteel 2 oy oldin
Manafort looked like shooter mcgavin in that picture.
John Echols
John Echols 2 oy oldin
Just shut up and build the damn wall, Americans want it and it does work.
kancil aspal
kancil aspal 2 oy oldin
President Trump is the only President in American history that Pray and kiss the Jewish Holly Wall Move US Embassy to Jerusalem Withdrawal from Iran Deal to save the Jewish people and surrounding Make Christmas Christmas again Trump / Pence 2020
Jessica Olson
Jessica Olson 2 oy oldin
It seems like he got bored of being president and it's trying everything he can to get impeached in any manner possible.
John Echols
John Echols 2 oy oldin
No it's the Schumer shutdown. Dems refused to even meet and talk. Just build the damn wall, Americans want it , walls work and they don't buy the liberal crap.
N S
N S 2 oy oldin
The border wall is a distraction from the Russia investigation. A wall can be tunneled under and climbed over. The only wall needed is the wall around Trump with bars on the windows. We have a Russian agent in the Whitehouse! Arrest Agolf Twittler.
Nicholas Hilton
Nicholas Hilton 2 oy oldin
“That’s right! Sometimes Moms leave too.” Hahahahaha 😂
beunhaas
beunhaas 2 oy oldin
I'm a bit confused here, I mean don't the people get paid whent he shutdown is over?
James Nunn
James Nunn 2 oy oldin
Good may you'll starved
clear next
clear next 2 oy oldin
well i've got a watch tower at my southern border, no worries at all.
Diyan D
Diyan D 2 oy oldin
The whole world is laughing at Trump, keep on voting for orange 2020 , under Trump the rich got a tax cut and federal DEregulations such as pulling out of the paris environment agreement , coal industry is failing no matter the promise of jobs back no uptraining to more efficient energy field, mercury in air is considered safe again? Daca scared you, the caravan scared you , the TPP scared you, china scared you, mexico as well ,isis terorism and fake news scare you. U.S.A was a symbol of bravery and courage, witts and technological achievements. Hope dies last.
the last of the lemmings
Trust me its not butter" is a seth Myers bit!
Tuxedo Cat
Tuxedo Cat 2 oy oldin
Does Colbert ever launder his suit? Wears it every night.
SPongebob squarepants
This was ,not funny .
sprinter768
sprinter768 2 oy oldin
Tammy Flowers looks suspiciously like Jill Newslady... Hmmm..
Ihate People
Ihate People 2 oy oldin
..... . ..... .
siempresola77
siempresola77 2 oy oldin
Federal workers will be paid back pay.. one lump check.. but seriously sucks to wait for your pay because of a wall Mexico is supposed to pay for
Brain McManus
Brain McManus 2 oy oldin
Is there a Mrs. Putin?
Raven Ken
Raven Ken 2 oy oldin
Yes, TREASON should be part of this discussion b/c that is, what it is. I'm sure there are people out there that say it can only occur during a time of war but I would disagree.
La Gavi Si Sabe
La Gavi Si Sabe 2 oy oldin
Am I the only one that thinks we shouldn't be announcing our potential weaknesses like fda inspections n tsa issues?
Jim Battersbee
Jim Battersbee 2 oy oldin
never thought I'd see the USA collapse, and so quickly, but given the sheer incompetence of your government I guess it had to happen. Bye.
L Matkin
L Matkin 2 oy oldin
"the president has repeatedly ruled out doing so [stopping the shut down], and privately told Democrats this month that such a move would make him look foolish".....? How could he not already look more foolish. ‘When I Skate It Just Feels Free’ A Business With No End In 12 Minutes, Everything Went Wrong
Blueberryymuffin
Blueberryymuffin 2 oy oldin
I thought the sunny side up was from Princess Diaries... I watched it recently okay?! It was on TV! It’s not my fault! Julie Andrews is amazing!
Endless Void Studios
at this point they should just give him the money for weak steel slates for a better DACA deal you know this whole things just BS so he can slow down the FBI investigation and i mean come on with things back up and running this mother fucker's gonna be in jail before the first slate gose up XD
Hexanitrobenzene
Hexanitrobenzene 2 oy oldin
As a European, I don't understand how it is legal for government officials to decide to shut down government. I thought in that case the country must first go bankrupt or something of that scale. Now in USA, one man wanted wall with his name. He didn't get it. And he shut down the government. Just because he can...
damn tired
damn tired 2 oy oldin
Cobier is bad for anyone with a brain
Outlawrockman
Outlawrockman 2 oy oldin
Guys, we need to come together and help Tammy Flowers. She’s been a pillar in the weather forecaster community and we have to pay her back for the years of dedication. Let’s start a patreon for her
Molly Spurgeon
Molly Spurgeon 2 oy oldin
I know it's his thing but his hooker pee pee jokes are kind of predictable
Angry Kittens
Angry Kittens 2 oy oldin
It's a real witch this time. Burn it with fire.
Jackie Roberts
Jackie Roberts 2 oy oldin
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.#RaisedByHeroes #BratsUnited
Jonathan AceTurismo6
Did anyone notice that the degree at the end of the video has a typo in it? They misspelled the word "preparation." I wonder if the were being ironic, since its a degree from a University that doesn't actually exist?
Michael Archuleta
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit... shutdown burns off the liberal parasites that stifle human innovation...
Rob T
Rob T 2 oy oldin
Abortion is kinda bad for anybody who wants to eat too. Roe v Wade, the only thing a Democrat will fight for. That's something to be proud of!!
Madison Marshall
Madison Marshall 2 oy oldin
Remember what happened to Marie Antoinette
Madison Marshall
Madison Marshall 2 oy oldin
Ironic how Trump’s justification for the wall is safety and security. Meanwhile...our airports and food are less safe and the FBI is not protecting us.
One Two
One Two 2 oy oldin
2:30 did anyone catch that number?
StormCrow Alpha
StormCrow Alpha 2 oy oldin
The only thing I find annoying about Colbert is the constant need to announce “I’m your host, Stephen Colbert.” Because we don’t know who you are or do you just enjoy saying your name for extra cheers and applause? That’s like me announcing who I am at the beginning of every class I teach. “Welcome to class, I’m your teacher ____________.”
Loving Loc Life
Loving Loc Life 2 oy oldin
I got brain damage from reading some of these comments geesh. I come to enjoy the video and find myself slipping into the comments and expecting a different outcome. Definitely brain damage.
Loving Loc Life
Loving Loc Life 2 oy oldin
My premonition of massive food contamination and sickness. *sigh*
TheReady500
TheReady500 2 oy oldin
LIBERALS ARE THE DUMBEST HUMANS ON EARTH. FACT.
Jack jack
Jack jack 2 oy oldin
We the people want the Wall. Period.
rachadian hadiwibowo
Wow...Its like a government take civilians as a hostage to get what they want. Government should work for benefit of people, not make them as a bargaining chips And I think america system is weird, how can government allowed to shut down just because disagreements of budget and policies? I mean I understand if the country is out of budget or in civil war but this is america, how can they out of budget?
carlos perez
carlos perez 2 oy oldin
I believe you're part of the whole thing because we keep laughing at stuff that's unconstitutional that's wrong unlawful and it's not a joking matter I think you're part of it
Pool Guy
Pool Guy 2 oy oldin
So basically we are all going to become criminals so that we can get money to buy food, and then we are going to get sick from the food, and then we are going to call the ambulance only to find out they took the day off because they aren't getting paid? Whew, at least our borders are secure... wait a minute.
emma rabid
emma rabid 2 oy oldin
Paul Manafort: Trump campaigner and convicted felon.
Robert matheny
Robert matheny 2 oy oldin
Still mind boggling how so many support this idiot. How much damage and lies can the leader of a country do before someone steps up and gets him out so the country can get someone productive in there. This goes for both parties. Taking the country hostage to gain one addenda over the other is not what the highest power was meant for.
California Dream
California Dream 2 oy oldin
stehpen talk about the 30 democrats living it up in Puerto Rico
Paul Laplante
Paul Laplante 2 oy oldin
When is someone going to have the balls enough to take that living cheeto out?!?!?! 😈😈😈😈😈😈
dub2459
dub2459 2 oy oldin
Why are all the late shows just an extension of CNN.
Amy Bruch
Amy Bruch 2 oy oldin
Love the prayer thingy. Anywho, I hope the federal government collapses entirely and we can go back to self sufficient living. The IRS takes homes from farmers, working class and,small buisiness owners who have fallen on hard times. But I'm sure Colbert isn't concerned about "those people" considering he's worth millions. But whatever, right? P.S. Colbert has never been funny. Morons watch morons regurgitating.
Kevin Street
Kevin Street 2 oy oldin
Oh yeah. Dice up a Maybe Potato with Sometimes Carrots, throw them in a pan and fry it up! It's almost supper.
Amy Bruch
Amy Bruch 2 oy oldin
Only those who sponge off of the working class. TSA is just upset they can't fondle our bodies. Our food is already toxic.
Kfan man
Kfan man 2 oy oldin
wow for new news..
Justanotherconsumer
There’s an expression in Russian - “break your tongue” or you can use the American tongue twisting, but swallowing is a new one.
Richie of Tampa
Richie of Tampa 2 oy oldin
This dipshit don't care about homeless hungry people.
E
E 2 oy oldin
I have a very close loved one who works as an analytical food chemist at the FDA. He has been offered jobs of higher pay but refused them because it would mean working less in the lab, and that is where his passion lies. Yes of course he works to get a paycheck, but also because he legitimately cares about keeping food safe. He worked hard to get where he is, getting his PhD in chemistry, getting an article published in a peer-reviewed journal, and working numerous tireless nights. These federal workers missing their paychecks are not some bourgeois fat-cats who do nothing all day. They are hard workers, many who live paycheck to paycheck, who are being stiffed for absolutely unjust reasons.
Gayle Elliott
Gayle Elliott 2 oy oldin
Oh, no, not more lies! And a president whose shutdown is forcing honest people to quit long-held jobs because they're being forced to work without pay. Donald Trump's MAGA: Make America Grim Again.
Ricky Harvey
Ricky Harvey 2 oy oldin
Trump was the best thing that could of happen to this curupt country
Ricky Harvey
Ricky Harvey 2 oy oldin
Get out and work you free loaders !!! Get a different job and quit crying
Oliver Phippen
Oliver Phippen 2 oy oldin
BORDER Right now our Southern border is only 20 / 30 % effective with immigrants and the left want to keep it that way The Dims want to control OUR borders with drones like ZERO did fighting ISIS and watched them expand daily Allowing the dims to run immigration is like the fox guarding the hen house The wall is a foundation and the wall will stop 70% of the illegals After that the Republicans propose to add technology as necessary ? What Dims have to be careful about is some company comes along and wants some advertising and pays for a portion of the Wall ??? Monsanto / Goya / Purdue /Apple / BUD etc ???? Be glad your not one of those people who has had a relative killed by an illegal ?? If Chucky concedes to the wall funding he keeps his job If Nancy concedes to the wall funding she looses her job If the Don concedes off the wall he looses his job If Chucky maintains his stance not to fund the wall he looses his job If Nancy maintains her stance not to fund the wall she also looses her job If the DON maintain his stance to build that Wall he wins reelection in 2020 Chucky has one chance left Nancy is gone regardless of her action Nancys / Chucky's job is in the balance - all or nothing The DON has backed the DIMs into a corner and the longer this goes on it resonates with the public against the Dims especially when the Dims are on vacation and the DON is in the WH ? The DON has many alternatives while Chucky and Nancy are done , they are out of ammunition except for more created lies with no body Camera ? The DON has backed them into a corner and their political life is in the balance ?? Make no mistake this is a democratic shut down and democrats don’t care about DACA or the American public as they proclaim ??
KeyzCapt
KeyzCapt 2 oy oldin
There are several reasons not to worry about food inspectors and the government shutdown. First off, most companies have internal quality controls for two very big reasons that have nothing to do with inspectors... 1. Quality product means repeat business, lack thereof kills a business pretty quick. 2. Injuring customers will result in being sued which can either bankrupt or make liability insurance prohibitively expensive for the company. Also, like anyone, they are on their best behavior when inspectors are around which often isn’t indicative of behavior when they aren’t (your room was extra clean when you knew the parents were looking, right). What will be nice is companies who don’t have to worry about their businesses being shutdown over simple misunderstandings or because they didn’t slip an envelope under the table.
m bk
m bk 2 oy oldin
"SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY SECURITY" ............ but his own people can't even EAT????????????????????????????? UM ..... Marie Antoinette!?
Grace Okezie
Grace Okezie 2 oy oldin
The country Lawyer bit was gold
Jonah Torrey
Jonah Torrey 2 oy oldin
The world would be an exponentially better place if people stopped eating factory farmed, chicken, turkey and pigs. Like if you turn off the water when you're brushing your teeth, and think you're doing good for the Earth but then eating factory farmed meat, you're an idiot.
Curtis Paul
Curtis Paul 2 oy oldin
I wonder when the water will get shut off at the white house?
Isaiah
Isaiah 2 oy oldin
Omg that burn at the end.
Pharron Rhodes
Pharron Rhodes 2 oy oldin
Trump plays the media like checkers.
Pharron Rhodes
Pharron Rhodes 2 oy oldin
Fucking aye!! M K. That's what I have been saying. They media doesn't even talk about the investigation any more.
Rose Jay
Rose Jay 2 oy oldin
See the thing about The citizens our sense of humor is going to keep us pushing 💯
Carson Pratt
Carson Pratt 2 oy oldin
If you want to talk about what is bad for people that like food, how about all the onerous regulations that make it necessary for companies to run massive operations in order to be profitable. You know, the kinds of operations that require continuous antibiotic use because the overcrowding means one animal gets sick then the whole herd is compromised. The types of operations that are responsible for stuff like Listeria outbreaks. When is the last time you heard of a small operation having an outbreak that triggered a recall. Oh, and the people you support force shutdowns too. Just sayin'.
Mr. Adventure
Mr. Adventure 2 oy oldin
I'm changing majors in college.
playerkingawesome
I want that "butter".
TheErnieforss
TheErnieforss 2 oy oldin
All that schooling for meteorology and they cant tell me the weather by themselves. They have to use the government app? Talk about going to trump school.
BenderRodriguez10
Are Tammy Flowers and Jill Newslady sisters? They look so much alike.
Jim Brannan
Jim Brannan 2 oy oldin
It WILL always be referred to as the Schumer-Pelosi shutdown. Immature skits like this show why Dem's have no substance to their argument.
Stephen H. Koontz
Nice “I Love Lucy” nod!
Tracy Martin
Tracy Martin 2 oy oldin
Love Trump.. yeah!!! Finally Americans first...
Adam Nowek
Adam Nowek 2 oy oldin
Why are USAians so unwilling to learn to pronounce things properly?
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