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The TV Is Telling The President What To Do

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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The President isn't signing a resolution to fund the government thanks to advice from his top advisor: the television.
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proud2bpagan
proud2bpagan 11 kun oldin
What's 15 inches and hangs between Donald Trump's legs? Answer: Sean Hannity's tie.
Alchemic Overdrive
Alchemic Overdrive 21 kun oldin
ORANGE MAN BAD!!
vincentj
vincentj Oy oldin
Colbert is praying that Trump gets reelected so he has four more years of material.
Steve's Place
Steve's Place Oy oldin
Remember when Latenight TV wasn't some old tired hack doing lame Trump jokes for two hours?
Shahid A.
Shahid A. Oy oldin
What about porn stars on the border instead of a wall...I’m sure trump knows a lot
Keith Whiteley
If people were trespassing on your property and trashing it what is the first thing you would do. A conservative would build a good fence. Nancy would serve them milk and cookies. Vote conservative.
Ashes Mandalay
Ashes Mandalay 2 oy oldin
Jeff Flake is a flake. A wet napkin of a senator. He was an accomplice in rushing Kavanaugh through confirmation.
ihatemegatron216
ihatemegatron216 2 oy oldin
By building the wall out of steel he wants to build another iron curtain.
Helmet Barf
Helmet Barf 2 oy oldin
Well you're on the Television Stephen, are you telling him what to do?
Sammy31Dee
Sammy31Dee 2 oy oldin
It's funny how pathetic the left has become..... No strategy and completed outsmarted by Trump everyday but they call him 'stupid'..... Lmfao lunatic left wingers are destroying the dem party everyday with their media and its helping Trump even more..... The constant fake news you leftist have to admit to everyday..... Retraction everyday.... 😂 😂 😂 Pathetic commies can't even be proper commies 😂 😂 😂 #MAGA 🇺🇸
Brenden James Martel
Why doesn't Congress just vote him insane and impeach him, lol.
marlonious
marlonious 2 oy oldin
😂😂
Stalecracker
Stalecracker 2 oy oldin
Your just a lever for the news
Rejin Paul
Rejin Paul 2 oy oldin
Stephen, you are not funny.
Bionic man
Bionic man 2 oy oldin
We should tell president dump we don't need a wall because there is a ........'force field "....... keeping the drugs and illegal aliens back
Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips 2 oy oldin
Just take a look at these deviates who know nothing tell the President who has an IQ twice the levels of theirs what to do.
Amberlance
Amberlance 2 oy oldin
Most illegal immigrants stay on expired visa's The wall/steel slats wont stop this - you know that trumptards are just going to blame it on the fact dems didnt want a concrete wall Any reason to whine for these snowflakes
Hildebeast Clinton
This isn’t free press. This is a left wing organization that operates with overt malice and explicitly bad intentions towards our President.
United States of America
Pssssst... That is a free press. The fact that they can make media denouncing the president proves it. What you should've said is fair press.
Jpsurfer P
Jpsurfer P 2 oy oldin
Just say it Stephen, open borders are cool. Sex trafficking is awesome, everyone loves drugs! Time to raise taxes to support more illegals. Why fix the border with a wall, Colbert’s Democrats need those votes! Colbert 2020!
bully BONES
bully BONES 2 oy oldin
LMAO JAJAJAJA
guyrami
guyrami 2 oy oldin
jokes and jokes and spghetti¡ lmfao
AJ Silver
AJ Silver 2 oy oldin
Duuuuh Ithought you said Russia was telling him what to do?? Yup..Drrruump is done! Russian collusion!!!! Trump took HALF A MILLION dollars from Russian Bank for a brief 20 min speaking appearance in Moscow! Oops my bad! THAT was Bill Clinton - while Hillary was secretary of state and oversaw a deal in which Russians would buy 20% of US uranium. lol
John Davis
John Davis 2 oy oldin
More fake news open borders propaganda.
John MARK
John MARK 2 oy oldin
Hey Steve, on October 30, he will complete that thing for which he was made commander and chief. A mighty king is Trump !
courtney jones
courtney jones 2 oy oldin
SO GLAD TO STAND WITH TRUMP TO DEFUND MARXIST LIBERAL BIGOTS. WE WILL DENY PAY TO LIBERAL BIGOTS. YOU ARE NOT THE MASTER. WE ARE NOT YOUR SLAVES. :)
Daryl Poe
Daryl Poe 2 oy oldin
I'm a democrat, and I can't believe anyone has ever thought this guy was funny.
Larry Underhill
Larry Underhill 2 oy oldin
Substitute "Steel Slats" for "Chain Fence" and the POTUS would have saved Americans 5 billion dollars. THERE YOU GO AMERICA! Elect me as Prez.
Conner Fields
Conner Fields 2 oy oldin
Why did I tell him the steel slats thing on Twitter? I need sleep.
La La
La La 2 oy oldin
wtf x'D
Marion Thomas
Marion Thomas 2 oy oldin
😂😂the TV's mad at me..
eric ohanian
eric ohanian 2 oy oldin
Itag big and go take some of those migraines to your house
eric ohanian
eric ohanian 2 oy oldin
Come up with some new stuff besides unckle donald
eric ohanian
eric ohanian 2 oy oldin
Hundred and 1% better than cleanton
eric ohanian
eric ohanian 2 oy oldin
Trump is the best president we have
eric ohanian
eric ohanian 2 oy oldin
More senseless and stupid
Shawn Smith
Shawn Smith 2 oy oldin
lke Colbert has said before, the FREEDOM TOWER at NYC Ground Zero took 15 YEARS to build and WE WANTED THAT. THat is in ONE PLACE...so athe wall is going to take 2,400 years to build unless Home Depot sponsors it with a rolling supply warehouse.
Shawn Smith
Shawn Smith 2 oy oldin
Don Jr and Eric could sell their "lemonade" to the Russians....a new drink called Collud-aide.
Marta Martinez
Marta Martinez 2 oy oldin
Trump...🎺🎸🎷🎹🎶🎵 you can’t always get what you want 🎵🎸🎺🎷🎶🤪🥳🤩
John Doe
John Doe 2 oy oldin
Stop hating on trump your probably gonna vote for him in 2020 so you can keep your ratings up
Walt F.
Walt F. 2 oy oldin
Can't we just put up some Levolor blinds?
rockyofusa1
rockyofusa1 2 oy oldin
IF JUST 10 TAXPAYING PEOPLE (that witnessed the taking of the employee agreement statement other wise known as the Oath of office,) GO TO THESE BREAKERS OF THE AGREEMENT OF HIRE (oath breakers,) AND DEMAND THEY LEAVE FEDERAL LAND AND BUILDINGS BY THE LAWS they passed the ex-employee (oath breaker) must leave the building, they CAN take the taxpaying citizens to court but they made the laws and passed them, that make it our (WTP) legal right to kick them out, they lose pay immediately, pensions and any power read about it in labor laws they are employees of the tax paying citizen, nothing more but they want you to be conned into believing they are more, BUT THEY ARE NOTHING M,ORE THAN EMPLOYEES THAT WORK FOR US. They passed the very laws that make it legal for us to let them go, there can always be another election to fill the job positions, as their should be
Judy Bernstein
Judy Bernstein 2 oy oldin
Just so he can put his name on this “wall”, that’s all this is about. Nothing he builds does not have his name on it. EGOMANIAC
Laxthar Entertainment
Colbert is a Sith. "...anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the darkside." -Yoda
Whaleshrimp
Whaleshrimp 2 oy oldin
Please don't forget, the re elect Trump fund is counting on comedians to keep him in office. Where else can you get this type of material! Look forward to face to face between Nancy and The Donald to keep us laughing. Build a wall around Washington DC!
Esoteric Desi
Esoteric Desi 2 oy oldin
LOL! I never liked this show w/ David Letterman... Stephen Colbert's the best... LOL!
O Doyle Rules
O Doyle Rules 2 oy oldin
Maga 2020 wall is on it's way people over democraps steve is transgender weasel
stheday1
stheday1 2 oy oldin
Sad that there are still idiots who support Trump.
Ya boy Genghis
Ya boy Genghis 2 oy oldin
Orange man bad
Mark Maxwell
Mark Maxwell 2 oy oldin
A bit Flaky...lol.....
Tiffany Lawrence
Tiffany Lawrence 2 oy oldin
!!!!see
sirMAXX
sirMAXX 2 oy oldin
I'd support a beaded curtain. That might actually look nice.
Daniel Alonzo Carranza
Nice move Jesture. His knife hurts for life 🔪🃏.
olivia-J Trans
olivia-J Trans 2 oy oldin
The U S regime is a collection of disfunctional juveniles ? ? They don't get anything done ? ?
United States of America
Hardly a regime. The fact they can't get anything done shows this
Kalvin Barris
Kalvin Barris 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert used to be very cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon
Kalvin Barris
Kalvin Barris 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert used to be cool until he joined the Trump derangement bandwagon
callistianstar
callistianstar 2 oy oldin
Why aren’t new episodes posting on this channel? Working while not getting paid... this is the time I need some levity.
Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker 2 oy oldin
Stephen Colbert must have been dropped on his head as a baby
Makavelee
Makavelee 2 oy oldin
Steel slats (WALL) bahahaha omg
Jarred Kreider
Jarred Kreider 2 oy oldin
You liberals cant stand trump just shut up and deal with it
Zeek M
Zeek M 2 oy oldin
It's all a game to you right now colbert but it's not going to be so funny when you're in gitmo.
Losaiko RESIST!!! RESISIST! IMPEACH TRUMP - NOW
Isn't there a tariff on cheap steel?
TypicalStoner83
TypicalStoner83 2 oy oldin
Yesterday i believed the lies. Today i haven't watched you in just over 6 months.
Jose Alberto Rivera Doñan
Donald took Nixon’s position as the worst president ever
edward woodaqrd
edward woodaqrd 2 oy oldin
if the tv is telling trump what to do is it turned on when it is telling him ed
Sam Sung
Sam Sung 2 oy oldin
colbert is a clown. a paid idiot. he gets paid to make democrats feel important. you can tell how desperate democrats are by how fast they have to talk to explain their bs position. it's not a indication of intelligence. they are on their last legs for 30 years. lol. bye bye.
SAM lleessaa
SAM lleessaa 2 oy oldin
:P Colbert is boring.
James N. Phares
James N. Phares 2 oy oldin
Trump needs to build Schrodinger's wall.
Brian Amberg
Brian Amberg 2 oy oldin
Trump has found a way to give his wall the initials "SS". You just can't make this up.
JMLawson80
JMLawson80 2 oy oldin
If I told people I based my decisions on the voices I hear on TV, they would put me in a padded cell.
GREY Wolf
GREY Wolf 2 oy oldin
Never mind that the idiot (Trump) promised over and over that Mexico would pay for his wall.
Alex Meyers
Alex Meyers 2 oy oldin
Ugh. Jeff Flake is such a tool. His political career gives hope to all invertebrate-americans.
Jason Reese
Jason Reese 2 oy oldin
I'm starting to wonder why UZvid doesn't have conservative comments on here it's all douche bags like Stephen or idiots from fake news CNN. I might just delete UZvid from all my devices and encourage others to do so as well if I don't see a change ?????
Aloe Anathema
Aloe Anathema 2 oy oldin
I've seen several conservative comments here.......... also his show is more popular with liberals.
Bream Linclon
Bream Linclon 2 oy oldin
You are not funny
Arleigh Berenguer
No
Richard Tracy
Richard Tracy 2 oy oldin
Wrong the TV is telling the public what to do and you’re part of it
C I
C I 2 oy oldin
turn on teletubbies for him..it is age appropriate
kissmyaass1
kissmyaass1 2 oy oldin
No, but you Colbert are trying real hard to tell the Amerian public what to do.so shameful on your part.
Sam Sung
Sam Sung 2 oy oldin
liberalism is a disease. not like alcoholism, it's a bad one.
rafishalom1
rafishalom1 2 oy oldin
This bozo is still in TV?!
dr. who
dr. who 2 oy oldin
Keep pushing war and hate lame stream media nobody is Watching. ..
Christopher Garland
This is BS. Mexico is supposed to pay for the wall. Not Congress! Trump you lied to us. Such a fraud! Sad.
Jesse Weller
Jesse Weller 2 oy oldin
where going to build Steel Slats, and were going to make mexico pay for it.
Park Jeong
Park Jeong 2 oy oldin
I need to make sense of all this. Where is Ja
Gérard Lefrançois
Stephen with all his critics is making President Trump the most popular President in the world. .
Marshall Fischer
Marshall Fischer 2 oy oldin
Yeah, yeah we know you hate Trump. Old old old. Come up with something new will ya.
Skeleton Champion
Trump is the only thing holding America together. Once he’s gone this nation is going down, good luck everyone.
Debbie Richardson
Well , you have enough nuts in Canada that you don't need more popcorn.
j.s s
j.s s 2 oy oldin
Stephen, you got paid off. I am neither dems. Or repub. I know that you all are full of it.
evukelectricvehicles
Ha! The TV/media tells the public what to think(about) and what not to think(about). If you don't know that yet then what rock have you been sleeping under for the past decade or six ? Paul G
Roy Joseph
Roy Joseph 2 oy oldin
His whinny ass need to be in Jail, he can’t run his house not a country.! Seriously America among 120M people u have that’s what u find the best.hahaha
Richard Knapp
Richard Knapp 2 oy oldin
steel head hammer....
Jimmy Gambino
Jimmy Gambino 2 oy oldin
Build That Wall and make the illegal immigrants do it!🖕
Cain
Cain 2 oy oldin
It's 99% vs the 1% but 98% don't care.
cam
cam 2 oy oldin
There isn't a single Republican willing or able to stand up and do the right thing. Cowards, all of them.
Jimy Piha
Jimy Piha 2 oy oldin
Go Trump 🇺🇸 Go USA 🇺🇸 Build the Wall and protect the nation.
blackbeltbeatdown
Build the wall and top it with razor electrified sharp barbed wire. Problem solved.
Milko Way
Milko Way 2 oy oldin
Well, besides a pathological liar, dangerous narcissist, wannabe dictator and treasonous Russia's pawn, Drumpy turned out to be a bullheaded wall-o-phile maniac, a rare psycho case. Therefore, Dr. Mueller, please fence him / wall him in a secure place ASAP, to start the US healing.
Gina Kay
Gina Kay 2 oy oldin
IT IS A HAPPY COHEN NEW YEAR. MUELLER HAS SPANKY BY THE CAT FLAP #JailImpeachmentHanging
Gina Kay
Gina Kay 2 oy oldin
REDUMMICUNTS DUMPING ON EACH OTHER. IT IS BECAUSE THEY CHOSE TREASON OVER REASON. #jail emAll
G MinK
G MinK 2 oy oldin
Can we get Billy Dee Williams to say, "Dolt 45. Worst every time"?
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