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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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9-Yan, 2019

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Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
Fikrlar 3 786
David Musser
David Musser 3 kun oldin
The liberal tears keep flowing, simply delicious!
Richard Hedd
Richard Hedd 7 kun oldin
Why hasn’t impeachment started? The mueller report isn’t needed. Trumps impeachable right now! “Hell no, the loser has got to go!”
emayaych
emayaych 22 kun oldin
Tap water and hard-boiled toast. 😂🤣💀
NPC 8772
NPC 8772 25 kun oldin
Orange man bad.
DanGan808 Ella
DanGan808 Ella 29 kun oldin
Oh Captain Marvel, where art thou? I’d pay money to watch a movie where she smacks Donald around for 2 hrs! Hell yea!
Samuel hedges
Samuel hedges Oy oldin
When I first clicked on the video I thought Trump had been teaching Argand Diagrams and was like wtf
Maria Allen
Maria Allen Oy oldin
Everybody clap for stevie Colbert Americas toilet brush!!!!
Team Random
Team Random Oy oldin
Trump is a complete joke, but the people who follow him are much worse mindless.
Gloria Cook
Gloria Cook Oy oldin
JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. It’s official. Trump is not a fair dinkum American born citizen. That’s right . Little Donnie was born in Chernobyl and was adopted by the Trump family. He was exposed to radiation poisoning and he will be suffering from some strange symptoms. Discoloring of the skin is common and tint hands. Not being able to tell the truth and a very low IQ are also giveaways. Claiming you are a genius and declaring that you know everything about everything is another problem for the patient of radiation poisoning. Our case study also had a problem with cats 🐈 in that he always wanted to grab them. There is a cure for this affliction that involves locking the patient in a padded cell for several years . Maybe 36 years should be enough.
Benny Ayala
Benny Ayala Oy oldin
Humpy Trumpy tried to build a HATE wall Humpy Trumpy sat an his wall Humpy Trumpy had a great fall All of Fox men and all of Fox and Friends tried to put Humpy Trumpy back together again
Brigada JAH
Brigada JAH Oy oldin
"By land air and sea"?? Shawty thinkin bout the military
Grim Sleeper
Grim Sleeper Oy oldin
Sarah Sanders looks like a juicy chicken leg with a syndrome.
Something Better88
trump bashing is getting old...
ShadowFoxSF
ShadowFoxSF Oy oldin
Trump campaign ya burnt!
Jonathan Simon
yes
Lorna Nunez
Lorna Nunez Oy oldin
Really trump can't see that if he use that wall mony to make shore veteran's life are better. He would get a lot of votes RESPECT & good carma.
Cloud Variable
You know you like math too much when you realize you came here just because of the thumbnail...
Galileo
Galileo Oy oldin
17 thousand people with criminal histories, wow, that's almost absolutely no-where near the hundreds of thousands of AMERICANS being affected by the government shutdown.
InterestsMayVary 4432
Mike Pence, uber Christian. Has no problem lying (which is on God's top ten list) but cannot abide homosexuality which barely got a mention in the entire book. Yay, Christian hypocrisy!
Jeff John
Jeff John Oy oldin
Putin has video of minor female prostitutes urinating on him. Trump is is more than sick. He is a creation of his sick parents. He was a sociopath , psychotic made, by his upbringing. Watch the the Andrew quianin show on Netflix. The man, trump is physcoctic.
Lenard Brown
Lenard Brown Oy oldin
The GOP had control of the House and Senate when Benedict Donald slimmed into office. They could have the passed the Wall Bill the first day. The GOP and BD have had had two years of total control to pass funding for the wall.
Marco Solo
Marco Solo Oy oldin
How about doing some comedy,...you know,...something funny!
íncσgnítσ uѕєr
Someone quick get Humpty Trumpty, a wheelbarrow full of bricks & cement, so that *”He”* can build his wall. 🤣
Not Comatose
Not Comatose Oy oldin
SEDITIOUS Colbert.
Serg C
Serg C Oy oldin
Orange man bad!
Kongm2036
Kongm2036 Oy oldin
borderwall is designed to be a plan by Trump to distract people from Mueller's investigation closing in
noZems Agogo
noZems Agogo Oy oldin
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D Mertz
D Mertz Oy oldin
Seems the only topic he finds funny is single topic... Trump. Do you have more depth?
Daemoncles RatHeir
There were people surviving on FM radio and high school classics. OUCH!
midwestkatie
midwestkatie Oy oldin
Are Rs afraid of fact checking?
Mattathias Macabees
Is anyone smart enough to see this is all orchestrated... ANYONE????
Michelle Landreth
Love you
SuperBullies1
SuperBullies1 Oy oldin
We have a right to know that who is entering our Country. All those entering should be vetted. BUILD IT!
cyan pepper
cyan pepper Oy oldin
1 in 12 people. FCUK the US.
Aphyrius
Aphyrius Oy oldin
If he build the wall... And it's a BIG if... It will be his legacy.. 😀
Austin Scott
Austin Scott Oy oldin
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Salty Nate
Salty Nate Oy oldin
Trump does almost everything without approval
Wil Z
Wil Z Oy oldin
Over 3.5 has the favored odds LMAO
emm ill eee 1
emm ill eee 1 Oy oldin
He only thinks steven miller was once human because of nomenclatural similarity.
Cody Arndt
Cody Arndt 2 oy oldin
steven is a hypocrite
Brian Lewis
Brian Lewis 2 oy oldin
Trump: " I am proud to shutdown the government." 32% of America: " It's because of the Democrats." Me: 🤔 Trump ™+ border wall = free publicity
The Ace of Space
The Ace of Space 2 oy oldin
17,000! Wow seems like border security did a pretty good job >> so where is the need for wall?
The Ace of Space
The Ace of Space 2 oy oldin
Oh and to further I was turned away from Texas (yeah, I know, my bad) because the border officer said “you don’t have enough money for a six month holiday because I don’t have enough money for a six month holiday” and yes don’t worry about Mexicans, watch out for all those illegal Australians.. also don’t worry about confirming that statement with my online banking app.
Corster8
Corster8 2 oy oldin
Sad thing is, nobody there knows how to use the long s properly.
Andrez Hernandez
Andrez Hernandez 2 oy oldin
We just thug out the blood as Americans
Bo Magnussen
Bo Magnussen 2 oy oldin
I know this has been said before but for GODS SAKE shut the band leader up! Does Colbert owe him money or something? Why dont they tell him to shut up? And this is only because of his incoherent utterances. Not because jazz is shit. Although that doesnt help.
Edita1
Edita1 2 oy oldin
Colbert- do u know, making fun of terrorism makes u a murderer- accomplice- more than 3OO europeans died already, thanx to u & the likes of u.
Seetiyan
Seetiyan 2 oy oldin
More Stephen being in a boy band, please!
meh!
meh! 2 oy oldin
that would be great. I want to see Trump on Shark Tank.
Allan Hegyes
Allan Hegyes 2 oy oldin
The saddest fact is that 32% of those polled believe it's the Democrats fault, I guess that clip wasn't shown on Fox newz.
walter t hawman jr
Trump, once again more than likely unknowingly has put himself in another legal investigation if anyone bothers to read the US Patriot Act of 2001: Section 802: Definition of a Domestic Terrorist, which states: SEC. 802. DEFINITION OF DOMESTIC TERRORISM. (a) DOMESTIC TERRORISM DEFINED- Section 2331 of title 18, United States Code, -- the term `domestic terrorism' means activities that-- `(A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the United States or of any State; `(B) appear to be intended-- (`(i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; ) (`(ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion;) `(iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and `(C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the United States.'. So even if he is never tried for anything else, he could always be tried for Violating this law signed by his Republican predecessor on October 26th, 2001. If anyone bothered to actually read any of it, for that matter.
walter t hawman jr
to take it even further, this schmuck cares nothing for anyone but himself. he claims the majority of those furloughed by the shutdown are democrats which is total and complete horseshit the shutdown affects everyone, directly and indirectly. The ones who will suffer the most are those furloughed who cannot pay their bills and then they have something else to deal with THEIR DAMAGED CREDIT REPORTS WHICH WILL FOLLOW THEM FOR ANYWHERE FROM SEVEN TO TEN YEARS BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WANTED TO PROVE TO THE COUNTRY (AND THE WORLD) HOW BIG OF A SELFISH ASSHOLE HE CAN BE! let alone the fact the number of those furloughed who cannot pay their car, mortgage, or student loan payments. Then they would be at risk of losing their home, their car, and what little of a tax refund they may have. Because of not paying their student loans when the student loan companies take it from them. Again, all because a selfish piece of shit and a completely inconsiderate human being, let alone a sorry excuse of a President wanted to be a dick towards democrats; thinking his base would support him regardless What an ass!
Jace tru
Jace tru 2 oy oldin
Let all the migrants in . There is plenty of room to put up tent cities in Yellow Stone and our other national parks.
Phil Bright
Phil Bright 2 oy oldin
Surprised audience isn't bleeting. Baa. Baa. 🐑
Djalaluddin Udin
Djalaluddin Udin 2 oy oldin
Mesemmm.
rosely covali
rosely covali 2 oy oldin
I observe and observe and I think democrats are mentally sick. And also Narcissists as their main Disorder. I think 🤔 they should be fired from the Government. They don’t add but resist everything! They like power and power. Now they found a powerful one by birth and libs can’t stop their tantrums. Unbelievable.
enigma mist
enigma mist 2 oy oldin
800 is lot tho. Kudos to border patrol.
zjohn
zjohn 2 oy oldin
Trump is the Master Media Manipulator and Has Free Rent 24/7 on the Late Show and Every Media Outlet. Everyone wants Prime Time and Trump is the King thanks to the Democrats. Keep up the Good Work
BoxOfGod
BoxOfGod 2 oy oldin
Why are politicians tolerated to lie openly without consequences? That has to stop. Put 2nd amendment to good use.
John Doe
John Doe 2 oy oldin
Tax returns for Wall!
mark nbris
mark nbris 2 oy oldin
FOOLED AGAIN, trumps nemesis- his mouth. 🤣🤣🤣 Colbert you're priceless. For everything else, Colbert.
Nick M
Nick M 2 oy oldin
Trump would never ask Shark Tank to pay for the wall. It’s middle-class and working poor tax payers who will pay for any wall he makes. Rich .. they aren’t going to pay for squat.
Zeke Castillo
Zeke Castillo 2 oy oldin
Trump 2020!!!
Carolyn Grinberg
Carolyn Grinberg 2 oy oldin
I still believe Trump is the greatest deterrent to illegal immigrants. "Hey, Guillermo, you still wanna sneak over the border and have HIM as a Presidente?" "No, Felipe - this Dreamer's dream just turned into a nightmare."
Barefoot Prof
Barefoot Prof 2 oy oldin
I am tired of being lied to by my own government. Shame on you Sarah.
Infinite Infinite Regression and Infinitesimal Progressions
Trump just wants to be on primetime TV? No, Trump just wants to be a 'primate' on TV.
This Guy
This Guy 2 oy oldin
Trump 2020
humble servant
humble servant 2 oy oldin
Newcaravana comming now a lot of homeless and a lot of prostitution in this caravans 💘💗💝💌💖💞💕💓uf thats wirk for them they can stay in honduras
Ouroboros
Ouroboros 2 oy oldin
Who's the guy who keeps saying "yea"? It's extremely annoying.
G M
G M 2 oy oldin
i cant believe Stephen passed on an opportunity to make a "Smooth Criminal" reference with Joe.
Stoney Lonsome
Stoney Lonsome 2 oy oldin
Stephen makes some good points but, it's pointless in the current partisan environment to be honest. No matter what he says or how many stats and facts he has to back it up 90% of those who think differently will never hear it because everyone stays exclusively inside their partisan bubble getting feedback inside a closed loop specifically catered to what they already want to believe. News no longer informs it just reinforces whatever the current zeitgeist is within your respective bubble. And even if they did hear it, they wouldn't believe it- truth like fact gets lost inside all the partisan noise and becomes almost impossible to discern. is this valid information you're being presented or just more partisan bullshit? You really don't know until you go find out for yourself, and then you have to sort through thousands of sources, trying to find one that's truly unbiased and credible- it's a freakin nightmare. Even for someone willing to put in the work , someone with enough intelligence to sort through all the partisan noise and different groups with different agendas, it's fucking crazy.
B C
B C 2 oy oldin
A+Bi
Aska Martyr
Aska Martyr 2 oy oldin
Trump is the Best GOD Sent President in ALL of Human History,* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 *Cuz Donald Trump, IS a ReaL Genuine Christian & I BeLieve in Jesus & Trump!* *Only Satan's PeoPle are Opposers of David Dennison!!!*
marc bell
marc bell 2 oy oldin
Resign in exchange for no prosecution.
Debra Williams
Debra Williams 2 oy oldin
THE FOOLISH LYING LEADER OF USA, MOUTH SAID HE IS PROUD TO SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT??? NOT DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!! ......FOOLISH REPUBLICANS...
Bonnie Robinson
Bonnie Robinson 2 oy oldin
Saw Trumps address. For the record "Yawn"
Chilliwack56
Chilliwack56 2 oy oldin
The timeline and increases in illegal immigration is interesting.....illegal immigration has been falling for years till it reached the lowest in over a decade shortly after Trump was elected. However since Trump started talking about his w
Tania McCartney
Tania McCartney 2 oy oldin
You just get better and better, Mr Colbert.
keigh d
keigh d 2 oy oldin
A stalemate cause by a malestate.
kelly Johnson
kelly Johnson 2 oy oldin
Dick Smothers in the Pilot Skit said: truth is what you get others to believe. Of course it was a joke but today it seems more like what some people think is the definition of ‘truth’ aka truthiness
Benhamslibrary
Benhamslibrary 2 oy oldin
You're awesome Stephen
fongule100
fongule100 2 oy oldin
Colbert just wants to be on primetime, that's why he lies for a glutenous living.
Jermaine Shan
Jermaine Shan 2 oy oldin
Colbert is hilarious
Robert Rijkers
Robert Rijkers 2 oy oldin
all of the above... guess there are going to be large walls to close off both coasts and more walls around the airports....
Adam Edward
Adam Edward 2 oy oldin
Sara stop huckin that sand
Geo H
Geo H 2 oy oldin
I Started A JoKe
Ian McPherson
Ian McPherson 2 oy oldin
This guy sounds best with the volume down really low. The poor souls who think he is funny or intelligent are just as delusional as he is.
Jonathan Hiatt
Jonathan Hiatt 2 oy oldin
Are you talking about Spanky Bonespurs McRussia?
Fred H
Fred H 2 oy oldin
Your show sucks!!!!!
Jonathan Hiatt
Jonathan Hiatt 2 oy oldin
Bye snowflake
Letha Hadady
Letha Hadady 2 oy oldin
Joe is cute.
mjimih
mjimih 2 oy oldin
5:49 is a funny one
Hollins23
Hollins23 2 oy oldin
9:23 Your writing team needs to grow up. They have no maturity.
Brian Victurine
Brian Victurine 2 oy oldin
The President needs 3 walls and a iron barred gate.
Brigada JAH
Brigada JAH 2 oy oldin
4th Reicherss should check this out. Laughter relieves hatred
Kristen a.k.a. Craftrat
Here's the "funny" thing: Pence and Sanders are by their own accounts Christians, and yet they lie through their teeth. Antinomianists.
MOONIE GIER
MOONIE GIER 2 oy oldin
TRUMP RULES
MJB For Trump
MJB For Trump 2 oy oldin
EXCUSE ME! But it's the DEMS that are responsible for the shutdown! Because Chuck Schumer supports building the WALL, he just doesn't want to give Our Champion and Chief a victory!! uzvid.com/video/video-HmdiisLr5ug.html
Shreejana Khadka
Shreejana Khadka 2 oy oldin
Just saying..... planes. Can. Fly. Over. Wall.!!!
John Kincaid
John Kincaid 2 oy oldin
Trump hasn't the mental or emotional solidity in the first place, his staff reflects this. President Trump is displaying symptoms that will get worse, quickly.
D R
D R 2 oy oldin
How about we open the northern & southern borders & let everyone in & see what happens. It will be a good time , I’m sure :)
Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers 2 oy oldin
It would cost over 70+ billion dollars to build a 2000 mile wall not to mention the legal battles over tribal and private land on the border The cost of building in the areas that require new roads and infrastructure are not being talked about
michael blue
michael blue 2 oy oldin
He love prime time this remain me how the sick criminal Hugo Chavez use prime time to abuse power,is a Russian tactics that is been use in south america from the 70s
BartJ583
BartJ583 2 oy oldin
6:05 - everyone is laughing, but this tweet was dead serious. This is what fascists do - they scare the people into giving them emergency power.
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