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Unlimited Rice Pudding

exurb1a
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Oh and happy Halloween you big sillies.
The Fifth Science (the super-duper ultra new book) ►www.amazon.com/Fifth-Science-Exurb1a-ebook/dp/B07GTMYVZF

The obvious question is: Why wouldn't you just take weapons back in time? Well this all felt like a bit more fun if we stayed Doctor Who about it and tried with just knowledge and nylon. Arbitrary, I know.
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Komediya

Joylandi

 

31-Okt, 2018

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Yuklab olish:

Yuklanmoqda.....

Saqlab olish:

Mening pleylistlarim
Keyinroq ko‘rish
Fikrlar 8 864
Rev Funk
Rev Funk 3 soat oldin
Now THIS is how you science
Ashrune
Ashrune 3 soat oldin
you hev nice voice
Radoslav Bozhilov
Radoslav Bozhilov 7 soat oldin
Hey! I noticed the subtle bulgarian references in your videos. Are you by any chance from there😂😂😂😂
Eddy A.
Eddy A. 10 soat oldin
I feel cool cause I thought of the time travel thing in that earth will be somewhere else and shit like 5 years ago.
Prophet GeoKnight!
Prophet GeoKnight! 12 soat oldin
I'm confused, If I do something like this am I the bad guy or the god or the good guy.
fluffy woof
fluffy woof 14 soat oldin
The only person that could stand in your way is you
Venom Supreme
Venom Supreme 14 soat oldin
I would rule with the power of words.
Ammati Fogelsanger
Ammati Fogelsanger 14 soat oldin
Am I watching infinity enfgame
Vfyn
Vfyn 15 soat oldin
"God-Emporer" things got a little Grim Dark there for a second
Corpse Groinder
Corpse Groinder 18 soat oldin
0:18 finally someone said it, I was wondering this for ages
Alan Martinez
Alan Martinez 18 soat oldin
Thiz guy should be monitered
Sk0lzkiy
Sk0lzkiy 19 soat oldin
Now write a book series set in such a universe
MG moha gamer
MG moha gamer 19 soat oldin
all i just wanted was unlimited rice pudding
Malena Boeva
Malena Boeva 20 soat oldin
3:05 IS THAT BOIKO BORISOV?
Mlukni we
Mlukni we 20 soat oldin
Why did you put the bulgarian prime minister Boyko Borisov at 3:05 hahahhaha im dying !!!!!!
Boketto
Boketto 22 soat oldin
Rice pudding is shit
Dennis Hollada
Dennis Hollada Kun oldin
Ah, let's say you made time travel Bring a spacesuit [MATHEMATICS] nuclear explosion Remember shit Be a FUCKING GOD TAKE OVER THE WORLD COLONIZE THE GALAXY BECOME IMMORTAL BECOME THE WORLD'S GOD!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!! Get the FUCK out of my room, I'm making a DAMN VIDEO MUM!
Mr Davis
Mr Davis Kun oldin
flat earther will say this is fake news
BoSSmAn 0897
BoSSmAn 0897 Kun oldin
thats the plan anyways
Nicky Liu
Nicky Liu Kun oldin
Without proper knowledge of those times, and most importantly martial force, you're gonna get eaten. And if you do manage to gather a warband, and the feudal lord finds out about your ambitions, you're gonna die in battle. The thing that makes people not scared of fighting wars, God and random celestial events, is their pure lust for power.
zbobz12
zbobz12 Kun oldin
I didn’t sign up for this
Non Toxic R6
Non Toxic R6 Kun oldin
I wanna be a sausage
Grimmie Kazuma
Grimmie Kazuma Kun oldin
Unlimited rice pudding is good enough
LollieLily Milly
Why can’t you just write the dates and the secrets down instead of remembering it
Aj Dembroski
Aj Dembroski Kun oldin
Winston Duarte
KP Encoded
KP Encoded Kun oldin
people need to be talking more about how sMART THIS DUDE IS
Droguza
Droguza Kun oldin
I tell People how improbable the mechanics are..... To silence.... Someone makes a UZvid Video of it? 1 million views and 1 in 10 gave it a like. " I've looked upon your works.... and will despair.... "
Yourowner
Yourowner Kun oldin
LMAO HolyShit
turtle turtle
turtle turtle Kun oldin
mom..
Four4
Four4 Kun oldin
TL;DR : Invent Time Machine, then become Immortal
No Name
No Name Kun oldin
Heh, im a big sillie nwn
Tyson Titus
Tyson Titus Kun oldin
I have thought this same thing for years and nobody takes me seriously when I talk about it
pixel
pixel Kun oldin
Aliens: awww so cute
PXLrChC
PXLrChC Kun oldin
Instructions unclear, accidentally became the gay goddess of all existence
Reverse the polarity of the Neutron flow
uzvid.com/video/video-gATUhq-K4wU.html
Tom Towers
Tom Towers Kun oldin
Hu that to much effort I would just call the guy who won 10 million pounds ask what time he bought it go back to that moment and buy it put it into a saving account go into the future and buy all of the future medicines weapon and information and be a god and rule other the peasants and make them kiss my feet so my way saves so much time
Sean DuBord
Sean DuBord Kun oldin
There is no way in hell I'm not clicking on a video called unlimited rice pudding.
Youssef Sdiddi
Youssef Sdiddi Kun oldin
WTF MAN, goood shit you got
Swedish Goats For Sale
*I just came here cuz I was hungry...*
Rar Ted
Rar Ted Kun oldin
You lost me at rice pudding
Soul Svge
Soul Svge Kun oldin
😂😂😂
Solid Bison
Solid Bison Kun oldin
Sounds like the God Emporer
Doskoi Panda
Doskoi Panda Kun oldin
this is what happens when you leave it on autoplay, I didn't even read the title until now
Hawa
Hawa Kun oldin
New sub😂
Vladimir Lenin
Vladimir Lenin Kun oldin
This is honestly hilarious
Someone Sure
Someone Sure Kun oldin
Lol
Spilling Tea
Spilling Tea Kun oldin
I watched you don’t exist and I just knew that YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE UZvidR AND YOU DESERVE A NOBEL PRICE
Doki Doki
Doki Doki Kun oldin
>Tfw Allah was a Time Traveler and Muhhamed was the spokesperson.
CasulDUde
CasulDUde 2 kun oldin
God Emperor of Mankind starting guide
I’m noob 73
I’m noob 73 2 kun oldin
Wtf this guy deserves a fucking Oscar
MonstR
MonstR 2 kun oldin
*Winston Churchill washing a unicorn*
Y V
Y V 2 kun oldin
that's so awesomely entertaining - that's what youtube needed. love your channel!
Flip King
Flip King 2 kun oldin
Bro, you just got a sub
Icicle Andre
Icicle Andre 2 kun oldin
Yo yea lets do this
Luxurious03
Luxurious03 2 kun oldin
This is why I once thought Jesus was a smart-ass time traveller
UnkownSpiral
UnkownSpiral 2 kun oldin
*can you bring the special biscuits in please*
Toph_ 213 _
Toph_ 213 _ 2 kun oldin
I’m so glad I clicked on this.
Anonymous Gaming
Anonymous Gaming 2 kun oldin
So fucking deep. 2
Lilly Loving Heart
Lilly Loving Heart 2 kun oldin
so basically.. become a time travelling god to get rice pudding... great deal
Matthew Cheng
Matthew Cheng 2 kun oldin
Instructions unclear, got my leg stuck in the toilet.
rodrigo hernandez
rodrigo hernandez 2 kun oldin
I rewatched this cuz I REALLY needed instructions for world domination
rodrigo hernandez
rodrigo hernandez 2 kun oldin
"Can you bring the special biscuits in please" 😂😂😂😂
Enrique Jose
Enrique Jose 2 kun oldin
bro what kind of drug did u take my boi ??
rajiv singh
rajiv singh 2 kun oldin
8:02 also band homework
White Frozone
White Frozone 2 kun oldin
WHAT IF FUCKING JESUS DID THIS
Umbachhia
Umbachhia 2 kun oldin
Also: wear purple.
QAL 14MI
QAL 14MI 2 kun oldin
everytime i watch this i can hear "PRAISE THE EMPEROR" from somewhere
Lil Savage
Lil Savage 2 kun oldin
I like the ending😂
The Protean bro
The Protean bro 3 kun oldin
You forgot to mention purple.
A B
A B 3 kun oldin
jesus christ is a time traveller
Keiki
Keiki 3 kun oldin
Wow... good idea, i'll try to do that next time.
yasmina farih
yasmina farih 3 kun oldin
6 months and I still remember 326
Hashim Manzoor
Hashim Manzoor 3 kun oldin
@exurb1a 1984 by George Orwell
Yahiko Akatsuki
Yahiko Akatsuki 3 kun oldin
I came here for the unlimited rice pudding part.
Russell
Russell 3 kun oldin
World lines not time travel really. World line travel.
CoClock
CoClock 3 kun oldin
25 metres swimming certificate 😂😂
Perceus Black
Perceus Black 3 kun oldin
No vid has made me so pumped about rice pudding and being evil
Will Turnbull
Will Turnbull 3 kun oldin
Y’all talking about ruling the known universe, but I just came for the rice pudding
Odis Clemons
Odis Clemons 3 kun oldin
My new favorite channel. Thanks UZvid algorithms!
Jake Bode
Jake Bode 3 kun oldin
I’m gonna create time travel just so I can do this
Josh Nicolini
Josh Nicolini 3 kun oldin
The most disturbing thing about this is Earl Grey with milk
A. J.
A. J. 2 kun oldin
At least he didn't want sugar with it.
JJVK OCONNOR06
JJVK OCONNOR06 3 kun oldin
I’m allergic to penicillin. I guess I’m dead!
Karim Senhadji
Karim Senhadji 3 kun oldin
So wtf
Luke
Luke 3 kun oldin
Ez
Pitcher Frame
Pitcher Frame 3 kun oldin
4:40
Yeetus The fetus
Yeetus The fetus 3 kun oldin
Bruh lay off that G-fuel powder
DBS
DBS 3 kun oldin
*Travels back in time* me: Hi! *gets stabbed*
Rita Pileggi
Rita Pileggi 3 kun oldin
😅😅Special Bicuits
MouseCat HeChasesHimself
Ps. If you're a woman probably don't bother
Youtube Fanboy
Youtube Fanboy 4 kun oldin
Or I could just find out the lottery numbers and go back to the time before that so I have money 💵
Anastasia Bananastasia
great vids .. subbed.
linguistically oversight 86
So it turns out space and time might be an illusion created by emerging forces from the quantum realm if the entire universe can be represented by a two dimensional film or sheet and is merely a holographic projection as quantum mechanics seems to suggest then space and time being illusionary forces and emergent from this can be manipulated
Loading Username
Loading Username 4 kun oldin
So basically scientists are secret gods
Paul Morphy
Paul Morphy 4 kun oldin
1:37 N U C L E A R F U S I O N *proceeds to show fission
God of Beans
God of Beans 4 kun oldin
Concerning the first part, theres no such thing as an objective location, you cant really place a grid over the universe to track an objects movement, all movement and location is only relative to other objects, so that grid has to be tethered to something.
Hudson Urchyshyn
Hudson Urchyshyn 4 kun oldin
TUI T. SUTHERLAND IS THE ONLY REAL DIETY
Arkham Twat
Arkham Twat 4 kun oldin
I love the doctor who reference!
dustisdeadbodies85
dustisdeadbodies85 4 kun oldin
You don't put milk in Earl Grey you fucking MONSTER
Thredos
Thredos 4 kun oldin
Thanks, will keep this in mind next time I time travel
Josh From Jersey
Josh From Jersey 4 kun oldin
I have already done all these things secretly. I am a highly advanced computer program.
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